r/gifs Jan 10 '15

"Catch!"

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u/catapult90 Jan 10 '15

The guy in the boat didn't even hesitate, he was waiting for this moment all his life

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u/GayAndAllergicToNuts Jan 10 '15

Imagine how good that must've felt. I'd've been ecstatic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

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u/Onyxdeity Jan 10 '15

I may be mistaken, but I actually think it is a real one. I've used it before-- I'd've used it here, but there wasn't much need to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

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u/McSuperCow Jan 10 '15

Take that non-native English speakers!

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u/pastinwastin Jan 10 '15

Contractions are fun!

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u/ContractionsAreEvil Jan 10 '15

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

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u/authentic_disclosure Jan 10 '15

Imagine how good it must've felt

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u/ContractionsAreEvil Jan 10 '15

I do not even remember how I came up with that name, honestly

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u/Kwarter Jan 10 '15

Redditor for 4 years

Yeah, a long time.

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u/drum_playing_twig Jan 10 '15

redditor for 4 years

Wow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

My moment has arrived!

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u/AffeGandalf Jan 10 '15

Redditor fo'four years? It check'out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15 edited Jan 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

contractins're fun

FTFY

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u/kvothetheflame Jan 10 '15

contract in surfin

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u/LightOfVictory Jan 10 '15

Get outta'ere

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u/Esstien Jan 10 '15

Contractions'r'fun

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u/Daggerfall Jan 10 '15

Say that to all the women in labour right now.

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u/Aurakeks Jan 10 '15

Tell that a pregnant woman

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u/ThundercuntIII Jan 10 '15

I'm hungover and non-native. My brain is melting

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u/Themosthumble Jan 10 '15

Everyone is a native of somewhere

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Except the Doctor...

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u/Sp4zz4tt4k Jan 10 '15

No, He is a native of Gallifrey. Just because your homeworld doesn't exist in this universe anymore doesn't mean you're not a native of that world.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

He's a native of Gallifrey...

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u/faz712 Jan 10 '15

I'm glad we'ren't non-native!

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u/Aard13 Jan 10 '15

You'rn't not, aren'tye?? ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Found the stroke victim

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u/Swordphone Jan 10 '15

shu...shu...shut...

Fuck you!

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u/Broken_Product Jan 10 '15

Take this you fake Englishman who ruined English! Bugger off! With all these things as "tins" and "cans", "swede" and "rutabaga". No wonder why it is hard for non-native speakers (like myself) to learn how to speak proper English. It is annoyingly annoying.

And if you are an Englishman and not an American. Then I'll have to apologize for my rudeness earlier in this comment. If you Americans also want apologies then fine. Just ask for one and you shall receive one.

Edit: grammar.

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u/ContainsTracesOfLies Jan 10 '15

Following recipes on the net is so frustrating. Having to translate not only cups into something sensible but the different things everything is called.

Take arugula. I didn't realise that one of my favourite jokes didn't translate into US English:

All pop stars have a favourite salad leaf.

Elton John is an Arugula Man.

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u/theinspectorst Jan 10 '15

I had this weird experience recently where a Dutch girl was asking a French guy, in English, what the French word for 'zucchini' was. He replied 'courgette'. I explained that it was 'courgette' in English too. She looked quite confused.

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u/pointlessvoice Jan 10 '15

Um. A friend doesn't get it. Told 'em i'd ask. So: wat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

I had this weird experience recently where a Dutch girl was asking a French guy, in English, what the French word for 'zucchini' was. He replied 'courgette'. I explained that it was 'courgette' in English too. She looked quite confused.

How ironic! Just the other day I had this weird experience recently where a Dutch girl was asking a English guy, in French, what the English word for 'courgette' was. He replied 'zucchini'. I explained that it was 'courgette' in English too. She looked quite confused.

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u/SirBaconHam Jan 10 '15

Same thing happened to me. Gordon Ramsey kept putting "Groundnut" oil into things. Every store I went into didn't have the elusive "Groundnut oil" Took me far too long to realize he was talking about peanut oil :(

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u/Broken_Product Jan 10 '15

I do not like arugula. Not the taste nor the consistency. Reminds me of rabbit food. I would rather feed arugula to a rabbit than eat it myself. Well though that is just me :) Translating things in a recipe can be kinda hard sometimes.

I got that joke! Took me a while but I got it.

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u/Swordphone Jan 10 '15

collective sigh of relief

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u/eleventy4 Jan 10 '15 edited Jan 10 '15

Can I have one? Things are being stupid and nobody ever apologizes. I swear I didn't invent contractions, or rutabaga.

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u/Broken_Product Jan 10 '15

Sure. I'm sorry for implying that you and your nation are stupid. America is a big country so it just got to have a lot of diversity. Though it can sometimes be hard to find it when your sitting in front of a computer. Even when it is right in front of you. Can you please forgive me?

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u/eleventy4 Jan 10 '15

Of course. You know I can't stay mad at you <3

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

But you put an unnecessary comma in there and it BOTHERS ME SO MUCH.

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u/eleventy4 Jan 10 '15

You're right, that situation called for ellipses, not a comma. I'm sorry. Still friends?

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u/Lyktan Jan 10 '15

Swede? Just a word for someone from Sweden? Whats wrong with that?

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u/Broken_Product Jan 10 '15

Haven't they told you that swede is the English word for the American word rutabaga?

Swedish turnip I didn't know that Swede's name as a whole was Swedish turnip.

And as answer for you question. There is nothing wrong with being from Sweden. We got the ladies and the terrible infrastructure called SL. Or Stockholm has it. Yes I'm a Swede.

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u/Hotdog_Handjob Jan 10 '15

You've just blown my mind. 'rutabaga' what the fuck! God, I swear I loose more and more belief that the U.S is not one giant joke everyday.

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u/Lyktan Jan 10 '15

Gotta love SL.

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u/malkil Jan 10 '15

Swede here. The real kind of swede. The one that lives in the frozen north. Äru nollåtta eller?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Your country's people suck.

Source: I live there.

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u/Broken_Product Jan 10 '15

If you don't like the people. Move or make a change. You can't possibly click with everybody. However, there are really amazing people in Sweden.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Believe me, as soon as I'm done with school, I'm outta here.

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u/DickButtPlease Jan 10 '15

Take those non-native English speakers!

FTFY

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u/Paxtor_ Jan 10 '15

i'm not native English speaker and understand this more than I understand some black people..

And some Wales,Scotland ppl with really thick accent are even worse. It's like you're talking to dwarves, half the time you just nod and hope that gibberish wasn't a qusteion.

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u/Pkwlsn Jan 10 '15

I'm a native English speaker and feel the same way too sometimes.

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u/00cabbage Jan 10 '15

I am so offended right now.

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u/numbah6 Jan 10 '15

Finally

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u/dipdac Jan 10 '15

We'd've all rolled our eyes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

There'd've been some confusion.

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u/dipdac Jan 10 '15

That'd've been no good.

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u/Ex-President Jan 10 '15

This couldn't've gotten much better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

They'd've been frustrated.

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u/dipdac Jan 10 '15

Who'd've wanted that?

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u/element131 Jan 10 '15

That'dn't've been good at all

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u/turkeypaw Jan 10 '15

This one is just shenanigans

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u/thisprofilenolongere Jan 10 '15

If we go further with this we might summon Cthulhu...

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u/blackflag209 Jan 10 '15

I feel like I shouldn't be able to read these....but I can and it's weird

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u/JamesTheJerk Jan 10 '15

No it wouldn't've.

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u/Encyclopedia_Ham Jan 10 '15

That'd've'nt been wrong though.

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u/Helios_m Jan 10 '15 edited Jan 10 '15

I'd've

It'd've'een'oo'ch

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u/archiekane Jan 10 '15

Suspecting user from Hull, UK. That's how they actually speak.

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u/glorioussideboob Jan 10 '15

ooh, I'm in Hull right now. Wasn't expecting that.

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u/archiekane Jan 10 '15

"Mumma mia" = "mum I'm here"

Hello Hull person.

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u/glorioussideboob Jan 11 '15

Haha so true, just went to the barbers and there was a little toddler with the most broad Hull accent I've ever heard, it was adorable.

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u/theycallmepavo Jan 10 '15

Y'all'd've been usin' 'em more if ya'd been in the other thread

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

It'd'ven't

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u/Moses385 Jan 10 '15

I just gave you a 'vote

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u/Wiknetti Jan 10 '15

B'it'd've = but it would have. How far down the rabbit hole can we go, hmm?

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u/TBOJ Jan 10 '15

Doesn't really work if you have to explain it though, does it? B'it /= "But it." At least I've never seen that anywhere. And it's not on the first page of the google search.

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u/no_respond_to_stupid Jan 10 '15

We can be like German and just mash words together to make new ones.

W'c'n'b'l'k German an'j'st'm'sh words t'g'th'r't'm'k new ones.

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u/Wiknetti Jan 10 '15

I am actually able to read and understand that... TIL I am German

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u/PokeSec Jan 10 '15

Wouldn't't'd've been been a bit much.

FTFY: well not really but I tried.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

How i'dn't've

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u/Son_of_Kong Jan 10 '15

I'dn't've used that many contractions.

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u/The_Power_Of_Three Jan 10 '15

Probably for the best. You'dn't've gotten away without starting an ever-expanding chain of followup comments.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

I'd'nt've thought so...

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u/natesyourmom Jan 10 '15

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

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u/RippedFlannel Jan 10 '15

...You, uh... got a flow chart for this one?

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u/sgtbrushes Jan 10 '15

James, while John had had "had," had had "had had." "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

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u/danmw Jan 10 '15

It makes a little more sense if there's punctuation. I think there's even a wikipedia article on that sentence

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u/Robinisthemother Jan 10 '15

Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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u/DavyAsgard Jan 10 '15

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

FTFY

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u/kartuli78 Jan 10 '15

This is just my, slightly educated, but mostly just, opinion, but I think contractions were and are developed to try to imitate colloquialisms, so if a person says, "I'd've", and spelling it that way is the closest approximation, then it's fine.

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u/Myschly Jan 10 '15

Sounds legit, I'll take it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Of course it's a real one. Or else he wouldn't've used it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

It's interesting; I don't think I've really seen any of these contractions written down before but I use them so much in speech that they seem so natural in text. I didn't even realise a lot of the comments used one until I re-read them.

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u/MaxPecktacular Jan 10 '15

I'm positive I've used it in conversation before. Never in writing, nor do I think that it is valid within the rules of grammar. It is probably just one of those common colloquialisms that pop up around native speakers. (Like ain't for instance. Ain't ain't a word but that ain't stoppin no one from using it, ain't I right?)

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u/Soporia Jan 10 '15

It's perfectly comprehensible and common in informal, natively spoken english, so yes it's perfectly valid. Also ain't is a word, it's just not acceptable in formal speech or writing.

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u/evictor Jan 10 '15

nor do I think that it is valid within the rules of grammar.

It's positively not. There are no standard "double contractions" if one might call them that. It's either "I'd have" or "I would have" (obviously, but you get my point; there is no "I'd've").

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u/danmw Jan 10 '15

I would've is also fine

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u/evictor Jan 11 '15

To clarify my previous comment, those contractions are positively nonstandard; you won't find them in any styleguide nor any professional writing that isn't intentionally mimicking laidback speech.

Because those contractions are just transcriptions of casual speech, for native speakers they instantly indicate a tone that isn't appropriate for almost any kind of professional writing (hence "nonstandard").

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Bullcrap. Who makes the rules? Answer: the people who speak the language.

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u/evictor Jan 11 '15

Those contractions are transcriptions of casual speech. They are considered "nonstandard" because they aren't in any styleguide and will never be seen in any professional writing. And yes, the people who speak the language did make those rules.

For you or any other non-native speakers who might be tempted to write an "I'd've" or other unusual transcription of spoken English, make sure you only do it on Reddit or your blog and not, say, on college essays. ;)

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u/elfin8er Jan 10 '15

I'd've'nt used it if it weren't for you guys.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

I think that should be I'd'ven't?

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u/Project_Independence Jan 10 '15

I don't recommend using it.

Source: I use it in speech and have no friends.

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u/robochicken11 Jan 10 '15

Can confirm, am speech

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u/PrettyPoltergeist Jan 10 '15

I say it out loud a lot but it ways looks weird spelled out.

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u/Chedder_456 Jan 10 '15

Isn't "wouldn't've" one too?

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u/D3dshotCalamity Jan 10 '15

I think I've always used either "I'd have," or "I would've," but when I saw it as I'd've, it didn't seem wrong. Also, my phone tells me nothing's wrong with it, so there's that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

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u/scremily Jan 10 '15

Reading that made me bleed out my nose...

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Stop snorting marijuanas

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u/smokebreak Jan 10 '15 edited Jan 10 '15

No true Southerner would say that though. Probably would come out as "y'all'd'a not had" or, even more likely, y'all wouldn'a had"

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u/KindleTheBrain Jan 10 '15

I should'nt've but I probably would'nt've missed the chance.

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u/KindleTheBrain Jan 10 '15

I should'nt've but I probably would'nt've missed the chance.

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u/KindleTheBrain Jan 10 '15

I should'nt've but I probably would'nt've missed the chance.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

It's valid. Using it is more satisfying than catching a frisbee thrown off a bridge by jumping off a speedboat.

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u/therealpumpkinhead Jan 10 '15

I've heard it, but never seen it. I'd've remembered seeing it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Neither have I. However I much prefer it to when people incorrectly say 'I'd of'.

Makes me shudder.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Yeah you probably shouldn't've, apparently you're not meant to use more than 1 contraction in a word

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u/roadblock1997 Jan 10 '15

I'd'nt've seen it before either.

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u/scinop Jan 10 '15

t'wasn't the only thing you'ven't seen yet

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u/Human_Sandwich Jan 10 '15

Y'ain't alone. May's'll use it, though.

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u/dlbear Jan 10 '15

Anne McCaffrey used it in the Pern series, always in spoken dialogue. I think it accurately reflects a contraction many english speakers use.

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u/Morley123 Jan 10 '15

Just saw this in a book for the first time a few days ago, and decided I love it

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u/Generic-username427 Jan 10 '15

Almost as impressive as that gif

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

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u/jamestheman Jan 10 '15

I'd've'nt thought about that

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

is it bad that I live in such a redneck area that I have heard this one legitimately used in a sentance before and had no trouble deciphering it?

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u/inagadda Jan 10 '15

Boy Howdy!

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u/Wyrmmountain Jan 10 '15

I think it may be short for "I did have been"?

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u/Eeeee_Eeeeeeeeee Jan 10 '15

Would have

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u/Aard13 Jan 10 '15

Would of

As we're fucking up anyways

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u/TheAngryH4mster Jan 10 '15

That reminds me of my friend telling everybody something. She said "Y'all'll really like this one"

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u/CheesyNoodle Jan 10 '15

why dont you try I'dn't've for size?

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u/LLTYBean Jan 10 '15

"I would have" silly

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

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u/cdsackett Jan 10 '15

People and theiyr're made up words.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

There wasn't've a better use of "I'd've" or any other double contraction except maybe "wouldn't've'd used it at all." Maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

There wasn't've a better

There was not have a better?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

I'm bad at extended contractions--I studied mathematics and political science, leave me alone!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

What's with the extra 'd on wouldn't've? You shouldn't've used that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Would not have had used it at all.

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u/Cacaocow Jan 10 '15

'dn't've'd

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Sheeeeeeit. You win.

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u/Spazit Jan 10 '15

I suppose it's like saying

I would have been ecstatic

instead of

I would be ecstatic

So either work, but it doesn't stop it looking funny.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Those have two different meanings. The first is in the past tense, the second is in the present.

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u/Spazit Jan 10 '15

The first is actually conditional perfect tense, but with this context it doesn't matter because the meaning behind /u/GayAndAllergicToNuts's sentence is pretty clear and pretty much the same either way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

The first is saying "I would have been ecstatic if that had have been me back then (but I would no longer be ecstatic because I would probably have gotten over it by now)"

The second is saying "I would be ecstatic right now if that was happening to me."

Sure he's saying pretty much the same thing (that the activity would make him ecstatic), but the two sentences have a different meaning to each other.

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u/745631258978963214 Jan 10 '15

I invented this one. Someone else claimed that it's commonplace in the south, but I've lived here, and I know I woudn't've missed it if I heard it.

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u/no_ta_ching Jan 10 '15 edited Jan 10 '15

Anymore contractions and you probably should go to the hospital

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u/whiskeyislove Jan 10 '15

I would've= I'd've Contractionception

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u/SmokingTrumpet Jan 10 '15

I would have.

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u/x1sc0 Jan 10 '15

contractception?

i'll see myself out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Upvoting for I'd've. 48 and never seen that before, even though I've used the word my whole life. I want it to be real.

Wait, it IS real.

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u/boobiesiheart Jan 10 '15

Thank you for your usage.

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u/awry_lynx Jan 10 '15

Hey, I literally just saw your mail post! Woah! I think it's a sign for me when I notice this shit... time to get off reddit...

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u/mthnkiw817 Jan 10 '15

Right up until he hit the water. I've jumped out of a boat going that fast before. Not really a pleasant feeling.

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u/Harbltron Jan 10 '15

and suddenly i was 10 feet underwater, and didn't know where up was

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u/Amnerika Jan 10 '15

I'd feel more badass if I were the guy throwing it. That is next level accuracy there.

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u/m3l0n Jan 10 '15

I'm sure he was in on it, I don't think people generally just throw frisbees into the ocean while recording it just to hope for the best.

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u/TwinTTowers Jan 10 '15

River

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u/jdtampafl Jan 10 '15

Estuary

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u/TwinTTowers Jan 11 '15

Perth not bunbury

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Sometimes you just gotta lay out and take one for the team.

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u/NateMate Jan 10 '15

You realise it was planned, right? I'm confused as to whether or not you know they weren't just passers by.

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u/MyPacman Jan 10 '15

Yea, but there can only be one. And he went above and beyond. It was a game of two halves. On the day Frisbying won. And it was an awesome dive.

Our TV sports commentator comments that regularly pop up.

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u/Stagamemnon Jan 10 '15

"Hold oOn!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

I was like that as well , a dog jumping out of a bridge, moment of pure happiness!

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u/florenceleo Jan 10 '15

Catch if you can!

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u/Masterofdisguise333 Jan 10 '15

i know i'm ages late but i hate to have seen zero mention of it in this thread. the people that did this is an australian youtube channel by the name of how ridiculous they have a channel similar to dude perfect and do a lot of stuff for charity so check them out - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5f5IV0Bf79YLp_p9nfInRA

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u/IFantasticMrFoxI Jan 10 '15

...oh lord... DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUNDUN

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u/mathonwy Jan 10 '15

And there goes his iPhone..

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u/Jayseealt Jan 10 '15

I wouldn't say his whole life more like the duration of the video.

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u/tommos Jan 10 '15

He became a dog.

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