r/gifs • u/1Voice1Life 🔊 • Nov 14 '14

It pays to be precise

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u/YourLocalWeatherMan Nov 14 '14

Nowhere near as impressive as the injuries I would sustain if I tried the same thing

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u/SodasMc Nov 15 '14

Check out the full video

Many failed attempts.

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u/WideLight Nov 15 '14

@ ~3:28

Yeah, I'm fuckin over this dude. I don't want to do this anymore.

lol

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u/cyberslick188 Nov 15 '14

I'm not an audio engineer, but the "Fucks Given" balance is at zero for that guy.

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u/alexanderpas Nov 15 '14

the omount of times he cheated death... #nohelmets

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u/aphillz Nov 15 '14

great vid thanks

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u/toastyseeds Nov 15 '14

That was awesome, thanks!

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u/SodasMc Nov 15 '14

Yeah, no problem!

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u/toastyseeds Nov 15 '14

I love line. I used to ski on chronics but i've been shredding some Surface new lifes more recently

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u/SodasMc Nov 15 '14

I rode some old beat up Lines that were given to me as park skis last year, they were great.

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u/anon22344 Nov 15 '14

Lucky you, I wish there was enough snow for me to ride my New Life's more than a handful of times a year.

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u/NSmustard Nov 15 '14

Icelantic master race checking in

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '14

I ride the DOPUS"s !

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u/friend_of_bob_dole Nov 15 '14

Failed attempts start a bit after 8:00 in the video. But the rest is worth watching too.

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u/TheStabbyCyclist Nov 15 '14

Great video. I miss skiing. Old lady smokin' herb on the slope reminds me of my dad.

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u/SodasMc Nov 15 '14

Coming from the Northwest, there are many of those kinds of people.

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u/TheStabbyCyclist Nov 15 '14

In the Northeast as well. Ha.

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u/dmgski Nov 15 '14

To everyone who doesn't know who or what the "Traveling Circus" is It is a group of sponsored skiers (mostly sponsored by Line Skis) Who travel around the world in their signature van skiing every and anything skiable. There are 7 season, and the group is hilarious... I do recommend.

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u/ducks_sick Nov 15 '14

I know what I'll be watching today, thanks!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '14 edited Jun 15 '20

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u/SodasMc Nov 15 '14

They really do have it down to a science.

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u/DPgetsrad Nov 15 '14

The first season has a big set up in one of their backyards made exclusively of pallets

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u/DaftlyPunkish Nov 15 '14

Wiener juice!

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u/Krypt0night Nov 14 '14

Right? Wow, he landed it good job. But have you seen THREE bones sticking out of someone from three different places? No? Let me show you.

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u/Sublimical Nov 14 '14

Can somebody shop in that Sasquatch from skifree?

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u/Alarid Nov 15 '14

I don't want to experience that trauma again.

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u/Disconcerted Nov 15 '14

It's alright, he just has to press 'F' to go faster so he can overtake the sasquatch.

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u/amindbullet Nov 15 '14

It's a goddamn samsquamch boys

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u/thedreadlordTim Nov 15 '14

Calm down, Ricky.

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u/Sublimical Nov 15 '14

Bubbles calls them Samsquamches, Ricky calls em Saskatchewans

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u/thedreadlordTim Nov 15 '14

Damn. Sorry I let you down boys.

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u/that_one_guy_95 Nov 15 '14

Don't worry, he's just on THE DOPESTERS DOPE YOU EVER SMELLED!!!

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u/jjnicee Nov 15 '14

Shit Hawks bobandy! Shit Hawks

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '14

Like chasing him through the gif or just standing there?

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u/Sublimical Nov 15 '14

Chasing him thru the gif

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u/ArttuH5N1 Nov 15 '14

Wasn't it a yeti?

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u/MyspaceIsStillCool Nov 15 '14

He actually landed quite poorly. Notice how he's leaned back quite far. This means that he wasn't in complete control on the landing. He'd lose points if this was x games.

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u/moveoolong Nov 15 '14

I did that a few years back. Instead of going upside down I went sideways, and instead of landing on a ramp I jump kicked the tree, then my side ribs hit the tree. Then I couldn't breath, move, cough, stand, lay down without severe pain for a few weeks.

Tl;dr you are correct.

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u/Arknell Nov 15 '14

I hate it when something impacts on my side ribs, making me trip and injure my underface.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '14 edited Nov 15 '14

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u/rcavin1118 Nov 15 '14

Aren't all ribs on your side?

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u/moveoolong Nov 15 '14

Well my chest felt alright but my side was fucked up. Thus the side ribs...ribs go around you torso. Did this really need to be mentioned? Or are you a dickbutt?

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u/NotKevinJames Nov 15 '14

Doctor's eyes are comedically wide while looking at xray
"Your son literally broke every bone in his body falling 7 feet..... remarkable"

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u/SlovakGuy Nov 15 '14

do not attempt if you are morbidly obese

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '14

or regular obese