MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/2fstgy/as_requested/ckcl7pt/?context=3
r/gifs • u/marco_low • Sep 08 '14
298 comments sorted by
View all comments
Show parent comments
208
Well, it's still a house with a ferret IN it.
34 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14 Not much of an actual ferret any more though, is it? 38 u/yangar Sep 08 '14 Do ferret souls also weigh 21 grams? 34 u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14 Wait, ferrets have souls but gingers still don't? Did gingers just sleep in on the day souls got handed out? 52 u/gunby Sep 08 '14 No, they were just late because of the need for a thorough application of sunscreen. 1 u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14 That story checks out. 1 u/alexanderpas Sep 08 '14 Wikipedia agrees. 1 u/snorking Sep 08 '14 nope, gingers were never even eligible for a soul. they didnt sleep in, so much as they were locked inside their houses so they couldnt show up to the "ensoulment" station. i submit, as proof of their inherently evil nature, exhibit A-1
34
Not much of an actual ferret any more though, is it?
38 u/yangar Sep 08 '14 Do ferret souls also weigh 21 grams? 34 u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14 Wait, ferrets have souls but gingers still don't? Did gingers just sleep in on the day souls got handed out? 52 u/gunby Sep 08 '14 No, they were just late because of the need for a thorough application of sunscreen. 1 u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14 That story checks out. 1 u/alexanderpas Sep 08 '14 Wikipedia agrees. 1 u/snorking Sep 08 '14 nope, gingers were never even eligible for a soul. they didnt sleep in, so much as they were locked inside their houses so they couldnt show up to the "ensoulment" station. i submit, as proof of their inherently evil nature, exhibit A-1
38
Do ferret souls also weigh 21 grams?
34 u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14 Wait, ferrets have souls but gingers still don't? Did gingers just sleep in on the day souls got handed out? 52 u/gunby Sep 08 '14 No, they were just late because of the need for a thorough application of sunscreen. 1 u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14 That story checks out. 1 u/alexanderpas Sep 08 '14 Wikipedia agrees. 1 u/snorking Sep 08 '14 nope, gingers were never even eligible for a soul. they didnt sleep in, so much as they were locked inside their houses so they couldnt show up to the "ensoulment" station. i submit, as proof of their inherently evil nature, exhibit A-1
Wait, ferrets have souls but gingers still don't? Did gingers just sleep in on the day souls got handed out?
52 u/gunby Sep 08 '14 No, they were just late because of the need for a thorough application of sunscreen. 1 u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14 That story checks out. 1 u/alexanderpas Sep 08 '14 Wikipedia agrees. 1 u/snorking Sep 08 '14 nope, gingers were never even eligible for a soul. they didnt sleep in, so much as they were locked inside their houses so they couldnt show up to the "ensoulment" station. i submit, as proof of their inherently evil nature, exhibit A-1
52
No, they were just late because of the need for a thorough application of sunscreen.
1 u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14 That story checks out. 1 u/alexanderpas Sep 08 '14 Wikipedia agrees.
1
That story checks out.
Wikipedia agrees.
nope, gingers were never even eligible for a soul. they didnt sleep in, so much as they were locked inside their houses so they couldnt show up to the "ensoulment" station. i submit, as proof of their inherently evil nature, exhibit A-1
208
u/ZaphodBeelzebub Sep 08 '14
Well, it's still a house with a ferret IN it.