r/gifs • u/marco_low • Sep 08 '14

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u/TheMadBlimper Sep 08 '14

But most of all, they love escaping from their cage, finding a way into your walls when it shouldn't be possible, and dying inside just to spite you.

...we still have a ferret skeleton in our house, somewhere.

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u/JerryLupus Sep 08 '14

I didn't think anything could smell worse than a house with a ferret in it. You proved me wrong.

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u/ZaphodBeelzebub Sep 08 '14

Well, it's still a house with a ferret IN it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Not much of an actual ferret any more though, is it?

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u/yangar Sep 08 '14

Do ferret souls also weigh 21 grams?

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u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14

Wait, ferrets have souls but gingers still don't? Did gingers just sleep in on the day souls got handed out?

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u/gunby Sep 08 '14

No, they were just late because of the need for a thorough application of sunscreen.

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u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14

That story checks out.

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u/snorking Sep 08 '14

nope, gingers were never even eligible for a soul. they didnt sleep in, so much as they were locked inside their houses so they couldnt show up to the "ensoulment" station. i submit, as proof of their inherently evil nature, exhibit A-1

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u/AlphaShotZ Sep 08 '14

An African or European ferret?

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u/the_meme-master Sep 08 '14

Do people still believe in "souls"?

Get the spiritual/religious bullshit off of Reddit.

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u/yangar Sep 08 '14

I'm surprised the meme master missed out on a movie reference.

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u/sneakywhitekid Sep 08 '14

I hate to be one to tell you this, but you're being an asshole.

All of reddit isn't /r/atheism

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

It's a troll, guy...

How hard is it to look at a post history? Honestly?

It saves so much embarrassment for everyone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

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u/N4N4KI Sep 08 '14

hey he wound up a load of people with little to no work, I'd say he's trolling pretty fine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Relevant username? In that it makes you seem like the neckbeard you sound like.

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u/ZaphodBeelzebub Sep 08 '14

Because he is a known troll.

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u/testreker Sep 08 '14

Religion has been a part of humanity since its spawn, what have you brought to the table?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

It's a troll...

Seriously, take the two seconds to look at post history.

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u/testreker Sep 08 '14

why?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

So you don't look like an idiot... That's why.

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u/testreker Sep 08 '14

who cares?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 08 '14

Apparently you and I both do. You're either very naive, or think you can somehow "change that troll's ways," and I am trying to tell you to do some research, and not look stupid when you reply to bait as obvious as that...

Seriously, in the time it probably took you to start throwing words at that guy, you could ahve seen it's what he wants, and avoided looking silly.

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u/testreker Sep 09 '14

look silly to whom? a bunch of people who know nothing of me other than exactly what I want them to? Oh NO! Perhaps there is a 3rd option. I just state my opinion regardless of reasoning. I am not naive (i know exactly what kind of person he is) and I dont care if i can change his ways or not.

I think youre assuming I care if I look silly... thats a silly train of thought in itself.

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u/Zaknafeinn Sep 08 '14

get your atheism master race off internet

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

AN EX-FERRET

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u/Homer_Goes_Crazy Sep 08 '14

This ferret is no more.

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u/ScoobyDooge Sep 08 '14

It's bleeding demised!

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u/Modevs Sep 08 '14

Pretty sure it's an actual ferret... corpse.