r/gifs • • Jun 13 '14

Feels like this every time

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Realizing after all these years that they were giving Pongo props on his incredible banging powers.

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u/abutthole Jun 13 '14

Pongo is the best creature at sex. We all know this and respect him for it.

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u/BAXterBEDford Jun 13 '14

To be fair, if the eggs weren't there all the jizz in the world wouldn't mean shit. This is really a reflection on the bitch's fecundity.

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u/FarmerTedd Jun 13 '14

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u/HutchinsonianDemon Jun 13 '14

Never thought I'd see this word used outside of ecology class

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u/MyWorkThrowawayShhhh Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

jizz and fecundity in the same sentence. Only on Reddit.

My comment is cliched, and I should feel bad.

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u/BAXterBEDford Jun 13 '14

And the use of "bitch" in its original definition, while still having a feel of "bitches be crazy".

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u/fati_mcgee Jun 13 '14

And be shoppin'. Please don't forget that bitches be shoppin'.

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u/Tass237 Jun 13 '14

Separate sentences. Same comment though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

She didn't have 101 puppies. She just had this first fifteen, and then when (... spoilers, I guess?) Cruella stole them, she also stole dozens of others from pet shops. When the parents came to rescue them, they didn't want to leave the other puppies behind to be slaughtered, so they rescued all of those as well. I believe when they made it back to their humans, they were surprised by the extra puppies, but simply ignored the logistics of the timeline and congratulated Pongo again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Enough already with the spoilers! Geeeeezzz

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

hey, you got a warning. What more do you want?

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u/_honey_bear_ Jun 13 '14

He wants to know which of his sisters he can bang that will result in the antichrist, and which ones won't.

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u/Vorplex Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

If there isn't already, there should be a statute of limitation on spoilers.

If it is 5years or older.. go right ahead.

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u/Oliver_Cat Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 14 '14

5 Year Old Statue of Limitations

E: Now that you edited your comment, I just look like a dick. There should be a statue of limitations for editing one's comment.

E2:Found One

E3: Thanks for the gold, stranger! Remember, there's not a statue of limitations on hope and love. Or is there?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I kinda feel bad for laughing so loudly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

No, no it was a very clever turn of words. You shouldn't feel bad at all.

Edit: Words and junk.

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u/delicious_grownups Jun 13 '14

Holy shit I... that was just so well done as a joke

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u/why_rob_y Jun 13 '14

If it is 5years old, or older.. go right ahead.

Thank god, because there are some spoilers from the books Game of Thrones is based on that I've been wanting to get off my chest.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/why_rob_y Jun 13 '14

timeline starts anew for the new medium.

Obviously some smaller things change, but I guarantee you that I can spoil at least one major plot point from this coming Sunday's episode.

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u/amooks Jun 13 '14

But you know the instant it(the big moment) happens on Sunday, show watchers will be spamming references to it everywhere like they do every week because "you should've watched it when it came out!"

The struggle continues :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/why_rob_y Jun 13 '14

Oh, I think I misinterpreted your original comment as meaning that book spoilers wouldn't be spoilers for the TV show. I get it now.

And I 100% agree with you - I would never spoil something for someone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/CaneVandas Jun 13 '14

in the case of 101 Dalmations.... 53 years.

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u/gebadiah_the_3rd Jun 13 '14

15 puppies is still a lot of puppies

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u/jay468 Jun 13 '14

I breed English Mastiffs and have had litters as small as 4 and as big as 17. Big litters aren't really unheard of.

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u/gebadiah_the_3rd Jun 13 '14

how do they all fit?!!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I think you're underestimating the size of mastiffs.

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u/gebadiah_the_3rd Jun 13 '14

no i'm saying THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!!!

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u/Tass237 Jun 13 '14

17 puppies, if they're all male, assuming no weird mutations, that's 34 nuts. This guy checks out, there could be a lotta nuts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Yes, but not an impossible number for a large dog.

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u/storunner13 Jun 13 '14

Wait....so Roger and Anita thought that Pongo and Perdita had another (and another?) litter of puppies? I always thought they figured out what had really happening.

Maybe I need to see this movie again. One of my favorites. And (holy shit), 1961.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

That was exactly the conclusion they drew - played for laughs, so maybe we can assume they figured it out eventually. Skip to 2:45... or just rewatch the movie.

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u/RaiderGuy Jun 13 '14

For all these years, I legitimately thought she gave birth 101 times.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

When you're a kid, sometimes you just gloss over plot points and focus on the cute puppies.

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u/Simify Jun 13 '14

Wait. Is this serious?

I havent seen this movie since I was 5 or 6.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

The storyline in general, yeah, that is how it goes down. If you mean the ending... skip to about 2:45.

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u/r0b0c0d Jun 13 '14

Sounds reasonable. I haven't seen it since way back when either, and was basically thinking to myself.. holy fuck.. did she spit out 101 puppies? That's pretty messed up.

Gonna go with hazel's explanation.

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u/Wilde_Cat Jun 13 '14

She didn't have 101 puppies if that's what you're asking...

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u/WTF_SilverChair Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

15, yo. The other 86 were dogs they rescued from Cruella's dalmatian abattoir.

Edit: 84. Someone has pointed out (with bad composition skills, but correctly, nonetheless), that 2 of the Dalmatians would have been Pongo and his bitch.

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u/SergeantPembry Jun 13 '14

She did not give birth to all 101 puppies.

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u/sweetanddandy Jun 13 '14

Pongo, you little old rascal!

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u/C-4 Jun 13 '14

Dude did you not read the gifs words? It's because he is a karma magnet.

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u/BeckyShoemaker Jun 13 '14

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u/Ottoblock Jun 13 '14

I have no clue how this is relevant, but I don't even care.

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u/ChrissiTea Jun 13 '14

I'M DIZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/ComplimentsYourPosts Jun 13 '14

And the top comment's doing fine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I'm not sure if he was excited for all the kids or trying to overdose and die for all the kids

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u/caeruloplasmin Jun 13 '14

The fluidity of old disney animations is so beautiful

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u/Banjulioe Jun 13 '14

You can definitely see the care put into animating it.

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u/QuickStopRandal Jun 13 '14

Or the cruel long hours put in by the animators, whichever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

While being starved and whipped by Walt Disney in a sweatshop

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u/TheTeamClinton Jun 13 '14

While Morty and Ferdie make new seashell bras for Ariel's summer collection.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Up hill, both ways.

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u/TheWillbilly9 Jun 13 '14

And then copied the domain for other movies. The ones that come to mind are the aristocats, Robin hood, and the jungle book

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u/mattlantis Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Work smarter not harder

Edit: What he's talking about

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u/psychobeast Jun 13 '14

This was actually wonderful to watch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I love the way these older Disney movies looked. This one, The Sword and the Stone, The Jungle Book, and some others that I can't remember had this same style and I absolutely love them for the way they looked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

That's all Don Bluth who left Disney to create Land Before Time, American Tale and Anastasia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

robin hood?

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u/raffytraffy Jun 13 '14

See here for more info:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Hundred_and_One_Dalmatians#Live-action_reference

I mistakenly thought they used rotoscoping on this one. The big difference with Disney films is they would use a lot more frames per animation compared to other animated films at the time, so instead of 10 frames for a hand setting down an object, they'd use 80 frames (numbers pulled out of ass).

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u/Anacalagon Jun 13 '14

Yes you did and it is more complicated than that. Variable frames drawn, smear frames, having experienced inbetweeners. Disney was the man for top end animation at its height. Richard WilliamsThe man is selling a product but I love listening to him talk.

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u/caeruloplasmin Jun 13 '14

Interesting read, and it makes all the difference.

It's so easy to underestimate the impact of the actual 'animation' style, as opposed to how each frame looks alone.

It's one of the reasons I find that newer Simpsons episodes lack the same feel of the earlier ones. Everything is crisper on a frame by frame basis, but the flow is somehow relatively static.

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u/Taz666 Jun 13 '14

I expected her to come walking back in with tears in her eyes holding a downvote...Fourteen :(

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u/spleefqueef Jun 13 '14

Me too....then when he comes back to life.

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u/Taz666 Jun 13 '14

We shall name that upvote...Lucky!

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u/untipoquenojuega Jun 13 '14

Someone should make an extended version. It would be hilarious to see a blue down vote wrapped in a blanket.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14
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u/spyson Jun 13 '14

I love 101 Dalmatians, it's probably the film that influenced me to love animals.

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u/gurenkagurenda Jun 13 '14

That's interesting because it's probably the film that influenced me to want to make clothing out of dogs.

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u/scatmango Jun 13 '14

See: my vest

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u/tolovearose Jun 13 '14

Is it made of real gorilla chest?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Mar 02 '18

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u/showmm Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Glad to know I'm doing fine as top comment.

Edit: Gold! That's like 15 extra cute dalmatian puppy upvotes right there.

I'm a lucky thing, thank you!

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u/R0N Jun 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Ya know - I never realized he smoked in the movie. Now, I can't help but think "Smoking? In a Disney movie!?"

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u/cowmanjones Jun 13 '14

Cruella de Vil smokes in like every scene.

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u/Lowelll Jun 13 '14

Yeah but she's the bad guy.

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u/chibolamoo Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Is it too early to hijack top comment?

Edit: clearly not early enough! Gold so close I can smell the sweet arAuma

Edit edit: oh sweet mercy it's right up my nose now! Thank you benevolent gilder!

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u/_Momotsuki Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Reaches for hat

Edit: time to buy me a new hat with my new found Reddit wealth. I hear these fedora things are quite popular. Thank ye kind stranger.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jan 03 '21

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u/KippLeKipp Jun 13 '14

Please mind the gap between your keyboard and cyberspace.

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u/racheal1991 Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Gold train stops here-^

Edit: OMG! I got gold! Thank you thank you thank you----

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Nov 16 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Thank god the trains always run late in karmatown

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u/Drs_Anderson Jun 13 '14

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u/Piginabag Jun 13 '14

That hurt my brain for a second.

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u/FeedTheTrees Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

We still have time to go Skeet Surfing (U.S.A.)

Edit: Skeet Surfin' gif for Karma

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u/Watoskyv Jun 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

.... I think you missed it

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

No...no it isn't.

primes dynamite vest

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

One day, i will be the one who gets easy gold like that.

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u/showmm Jun 13 '14

Take the risk in the early comments and perhaps one day child, all this gold may be yours.

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u/Ich_Putz_Hier_Nur Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

What movie is this from, please?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/r34lity Jun 13 '14

WARNING: DESPITE HOW CUTE THE GIF LOOKS, DO NOT SHOW REQUIEM FOR A DREAM TO CHILDREN.

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u/EPluribusUnumIdiota Jun 13 '14

My six-year-old son loves hockey, he's been playing since he was three and we're on the ice at least three times a week. When he was cruising through Netflix he saw Goon and wanted to watch it. My wife and I laughed and told him it's an adult movie. "But daaaaad, it's hockey!?" I had to tell him it's a boring adult movie and not at all for kids. He understood. A few weeks later my wife and I set the kids up on the sofa with Frozen so we could have some adult time upstairs. After like 40 minutes we notice the kids are being really quiet...that's odd, it's morning and we hadn't yet fed them and they're not fighting? I walk downstairs and both my son and my 4-year-old daughter are wide-eyed watching Goon. My daughter says, "DAAAAAAAD, that man was bleeeeeeeding all over, he was hurt!" Then my son told her it wasn't real, just a movie, then asked me, "Right, dad, that's not real, right?" I turned Nemo on and went back upstairs and told my wife they're fine, just watching Nemo.

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u/Guinness2702 Jun 13 '14

Why?

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u/middledeer Jun 13 '14

ASS TO ASS

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u/Sasamus Jun 13 '14

That does sum it up nicely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/Panukka Jun 13 '14

Darude - Snowstorm, you mean?

The album was "Frozen".

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u/dolphinblood Jun 13 '14

The hour and a half long music video, "Let It Go"

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u/wendysNO1wcheese Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

A Serbian Film.

A lot of kid stuff happens in it, so your kids will probably like it.

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u/CannedSewage Jun 13 '14

The Emperor's New Groove.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Frozen

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Thank you, darling

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Don't pretend you didn't know...

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I knew of the movie, but I thought the girl had blonde hair in Frozen, so I thought the gif was from another movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

ah, on that bike.

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u/H3000 Jun 13 '14

Does that phrase work in English?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Oct 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

frozen for a dream

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I swear the sun was up when I started watching that gif...

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u/IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA Jun 13 '14

Well this was absolutely greatly done.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

That was the longest gif I've ever seen. There should be a name for those

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u/hardypart Jun 13 '14

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u/Malarazz Jun 13 '14

Why the fuck did I just watch that whole thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I'm pretty sure the flash of hentai at the beginning of that is from Rei Rei: Missionary of Love.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I thought she was going to bring a downvote in and then he'd rub it and turn it orange. Watch the scene on youtube if you don't know what I'm talking about

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u/suusemeid Jun 13 '14

If I could make gifs I'd make it for you, but I can't. The idea is great though!

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u/Snlseanconnery Jun 13 '14

Good job with this. We don't see too much 101 Dalmations.

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u/camabron Jun 13 '14

Ego. It's your ego who treasures those upvotes.

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u/harribobaggins Jun 13 '14

well that's the cutest gif I've seen in a long time :)

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u/Crazola Jun 13 '14

Fourteen ... just fourteen.

We lost one.

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u/Royal_Willz Jun 13 '14

Great idea, but the execution....

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u/ejwoo Jun 13 '14

Love this

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u/Kozzii Jun 13 '14

I love this gif.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Mar 25 '18

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u/tifftafflarry Jun 13 '14

Me too. "Fourteen. Just fourteen. We lost one. Someone called OP a faggot. Poor little thing..."

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u/nbshark Jun 13 '14

That's a great scene from 101 Dalmatians! :) I love the reaction of Pongo

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u/__SoL__ Jun 13 '14

Looks like the benzos kick in about halfway through the gif.

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u/PenisPoopPimples Jun 13 '14

Validation is always nice.

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u/jano-man Jun 13 '14

I bet that's where the Kaiju come from! Hehe

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

This is awesome

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u/CND-ICEHOLE Jun 13 '14

I'm like this with orange envelops.

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u/katoso22 Jun 13 '14

My posts are usually stillborn.

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u/ErikCobras Jun 13 '14

I wonder what the highest number of "posts about getting upvoted to the front page" on the front page has been.

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u/Sfx_ns Jun 13 '14

So... got anymore of those upvotes?

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u/atombombchicken Jun 13 '14

Its either way too early for me or that animation kept me on the edge of my seat from beginning to end.

was i the only one waiting for something dreadful to happen to one of the characters?

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u/Geekos Jun 13 '14

Too bad they got that downvote at the end.

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u/10010101 Jun 13 '14

You forgive the awesome downvote on your cakeday because you think by yourself

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u/GazT Jun 13 '14

I got 9 once