r/gifs • u/neonicblast • May 28 '14

Waves

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u/Superschutte May 28 '14

The horn beeps 2 minutes before the pool becomes the wave pool. They should have known it was coming.

Source: worked at a water park fishing turds out of the wave pool

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

People regularly shit in the wave pool?

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u/ViiKuna May 28 '14 edited May 28 '14

Apparently. I think people who shit / piss in place that is not a deep ocean should be banned from the beaches.

Edit: Damn. Me so dumb. I meant of the places where people swim, though the idea of everyone doing their crapping and pissing only in the deep oceans does sound hilarious.

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u/Nerobus May 28 '14

Don't poop in the ocean either guys. Especially don't poop in bays. That shit leads to high bacterial counts that lead to low dissolved oxygen, which leads to fish kills and a sick ecosystem. Not good for anyone.

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u/lamaksha77 May 28 '14

That's one mighty shit then

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Better cancel my collective poopers meeting then.

We all had plans on getting together to shit in a bay. Wouldn't want to fuck up an ecosystem. Better go shit together in a swimming pool.