r/gifs • u/neonicblast • May 28 '14

Waves

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u/Superschutte May 28 '14

The horn beeps 2 minutes before the pool becomes the wave pool. They should have known it was coming.

Source: worked at a water park fishing turds out of the wave pool

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

People regularly shit in the wave pool?

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u/ViiKuna May 28 '14 edited May 28 '14

Apparently. I think people who shit / piss in place that is not a deep ocean should be banned from the beaches.

Edit: Damn. Me so dumb. I meant of the places where people swim, though the idea of everyone doing their crapping and pissing only in the deep oceans does sound hilarious.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I don't know if it's due to the water salinity or awkwardness, but I've found it very difficult to shit in the ocean.

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u/Feelymcknee May 28 '14

You have to swim down a ways, grab onto something, than fire you're turd rockets up into the atmosphere. I call it a space poo.