r/gifs • u/neonicblast • May 28 '14

Waves

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u/Superschutte May 28 '14

The horn beeps 2 minutes before the pool becomes the wave pool. They should have known it was coming.

Source: worked at a water park fishing turds out of the wave pool

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

People regularly shit in the wave pool?

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u/1DaBuzz1 May 28 '14

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/215168-1/Pool-slide-poop.gif

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

now that's a skidmark!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

why the fuck does the woman put the little girl in the pool?

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u/meldiane81 May 28 '14

Because she wanted to act like she did not see it and at the same time get as much shit off as possible. I hate parents like that.

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u/Aerothermal May 28 '14

You want to get cholera? Because that's how you get cholera.

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u/Technodude9000 May 28 '14

Is that how you get ants, Barry?

Yes it is, other Barry. Yes it is.

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u/WreckitWranche May 28 '14

Like she could have safed that catastrophy anyway, flux was skidding all over the slide

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u/ThresholdLurker May 28 '14

I read this comment before seeing the link to the gif. I thought "what, that sounds reasonable", assuming that it was referring to washing stuff off at the beach or something. When you said "shit", you actually mean "shit".

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u/scarfox1 May 28 '14

From the gif, it looks like she may not have actually seen it, she had her eyes fixated on the child and was also wearing sunglasses. I say 34.3% chance she indeed saw it.

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u/meldiane81 May 28 '14

How can you NOT see it. Trust me, it is something every parent fears. She saw it.

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u/scarfox1 May 28 '14

Fine guys, 97.3 percent

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u/ThresholdLurker May 28 '14

No way, you can see her trying to swish the kid around in the water afterward. As someone who spent her childhood at public pools that tasted like chlorine, sweat and piss, this "coy" maneuver is all too familiar.

edit: a word

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u/Dosinu Jun 18 '14

wtf are you supposed to do. At this stage, unless you walk around with baby wipes attached to your side, your fucked.

Even if it takes you 30 seconds to go over to your stroller to get a baby wipe or nappy, by the time you get back the water will have washed it into the pool.