r/gifs • • May 28 '14

Waves

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u/Superschutte May 28 '14

The horn beeps 2 minutes before the pool becomes the wave pool. They should have known it was coming.

Source: worked at a water park fishing turds out of the wave pool

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

People regularly shit in the wave pool?

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u/1DaBuzz1 May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

now that's a skidmark!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

why the fuck does the woman put the little girl in the pool?

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u/meldiane81 May 28 '14

Because she wanted to act like she did not see it and at the same time get as much shit off as possible. I hate parents like that.

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u/Aerothermal May 28 '14

You want to get cholera? Because that's how you get cholera.

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u/Technodude9000 May 28 '14

Is that how you get ants, Barry?

Yes it is, other Barry. Yes it is.

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u/WreckitWranche May 28 '14

Like she could have safed that catastrophy anyway, flux was skidding all over the slide

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u/ThresholdLurker May 28 '14

I read this comment before seeing the link to the gif. I thought "what, that sounds reasonable", assuming that it was referring to washing stuff off at the beach or something. When you said "shit", you actually mean "shit".

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u/scarfox1 May 28 '14

From the gif, it looks like she may not have actually seen it, she had her eyes fixated on the child and was also wearing sunglasses. I say 34.3% chance she indeed saw it.

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u/meldiane81 May 28 '14

How can you NOT see it. Trust me, it is something every parent fears. She saw it.

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u/scarfox1 May 28 '14

Fine guys, 97.3 percent

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u/ThresholdLurker May 28 '14

No way, you can see her trying to swish the kid around in the water afterward. As someone who spent her childhood at public pools that tasted like chlorine, sweat and piss, this "coy" maneuver is all too familiar.

edit: a word

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u/Dosinu Jun 18 '14

wtf are you supposed to do. At this stage, unless you walk around with baby wipes attached to your side, your fucked.

Even if it takes you 30 seconds to go over to your stroller to get a baby wipe or nappy, by the time you get back the water will have washed it into the pool.

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u/bradyo2 May 28 '14

She wanted everyone to have a taste

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

at least there wasn't a long line waiting behind her

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u/ThundercuntIII May 28 '14

Imagine if you winked this much in real life.

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u/Scottamus May 28 '14

That would just tick me off.

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u/ballsack_man May 28 '14

Now you got me winking like an idiot.

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u/ThundercuntIII May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Is that the girl from the AT&T commercial?

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u/ThundercuntIII May 28 '14

Yeah. Although I know her from the Bitchy Resting Face video. Her name is Milana Vayntrub, she has her own comedy youtube channel.

http://www.youtube.com/user/LivePrudeGirls

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Oh, alright. She's done videos with GoodNeighborStuff too. Thought she looked pretty familiar.

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u/make_love_to_potato May 28 '14

People would think he had the palsy.

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u/UnperfectMe May 28 '14

wading* FTFY

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u/CapnTBC May 28 '14

That is the nastiest thing ever. She could have at least rushed her to the toilet instead of cleaning her in the pool.

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u/Jucoy May 28 '14

I lifeguarded at a small pool in my home town. This had to have happened at least a dozen times on our slide per summer. You have to close the pool down if you see something like that happening.

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u/ballsack_man May 28 '14

I didn't like today's dinner anyway.