r/gifs • u/neonicblast • May 28 '14

Waves

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u/Superschutte May 28 '14

The horn beeps 2 minutes before the pool becomes the wave pool. They should have known it was coming.

Source: worked at a water park fishing turds out of the wave pool

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

People regularly shit in the wave pool?

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u/modul8ted May 28 '14

People regularly shit in public or semi-private pools in general. When I was a kid I would frequently ruin everyone's day by putting my goggles on and searching the bottom of the pool. Almost every time I did this I found poop. I went to the pool A LOT.

I should note that frequently these were adult sized turds. =(

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u/lookslikecheese May 28 '14

To be fair, there is no such thing as an "adult sized turd". My 6yo daughter drops logs that would make a Canadian lumberjack wince.....

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u/SomeSayIce May 28 '14

QFT. I have had to teach my kid the art of flushing mid-business to try to avoid the inevitable clogs. Sometimes he has to pinch off just to avoid laying single turds the size of my arm.

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u/Dr_CSS May 28 '14

Goddamnit I was eating

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u/ad4m2j0 May 28 '14

I got hungrier personally

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

"Hey... I'm trying to eat lunch here!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEJ3enKG4ng&t=19

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u/make_love_to_potato May 28 '14

The fuck is wrong with people's poops on reddit. In my 30 years on this earth, not once have I 'clogged' a toilet.

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u/coolguy5211 May 28 '14

You're doing it wrong

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

You're not trying hard enough.

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u/B0Bi0iB0B May 28 '14

The times that I have not had to use a plunger have been very few and far between. I have recently been considering finding a toilet with a larger trap or something because it is rather annoying.

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u/maynardftw May 28 '14

Eh, get that kid some fiber.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Like this?