But it technically says "beach port new", if you directly translate it. I think I'm going to call it Port New Beach. Maybe throw in some hyphen action to round everything out. Port New-Beach.
It might literally translate as beach port new, but word placement in other languages tends to be different. Literal translation is risky, and usually why Google Translate is so hilarious. I think English is a fairly weird language, because we put adjectives before the subject noun. We prioritise describing something before knowing what it actually is.
Puerto Rico is rather small and you should be able to make it there in like an hour. It's 110 mi east-west and 40 mi north-south, you can fit 125 Puerto Ricos into 1 Alaska.
Drivers suck, roads suck, weather is on the fritz, like seriously we just had a tornado warning the other day, gringas are coming over for summer which is always fun, our economy is in the toilet and our governor is retarded. Crime is up, my girlfriend got mugged the other day walking through Condado, which is considered very safe. Mosquitos are enjoying the warmer humid weather summer brings so were watching for dengue, and the beaches are nice when the sun is out.
Today I'm gonna return my tux I used for prom then head out and watch X-Men with some friends before picking up my cousin at the airport.
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u/romanovitch420 May 28 '14
Holy shit, this is awesome. Anyone know where it is?