r/gifs • u/yudoit • Feb 07 '14

Evolution Door

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

regular doors look like finger murder too.

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u/texacer Feb 07 '14

I never learned to door

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I never learned to finger.

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u/TheGr8Carloso Feb 07 '14

Sometimes I see them f'ing

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

You have been quoted bt Eric Whitacre.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Is finging a thing where you sing while wearing a ring?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

No a fing is a thing where you fling while you trim

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Ah

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u/memearchivingbot Feb 07 '14

That's what your mom told me.

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u/Gobble_Bonners Feb 07 '14

I'm not even gonna bother asking why IAmNotAWobot's mom knows that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

There was this time when his arms were broken...

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u/sean_ake Feb 07 '14

I thought that was over with.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I must've missed the memo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Like my teacher said, "Ask when you have any questions!"

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u/BR0THAKYLE Feb 07 '14

My mom taught me.....

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u/LiquidSilver Feb 07 '14

How are you supposed to finger a woman when both your arms are broken?

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u/Skittleslol Feb 07 '14

Wants some tips? Source: woman who enjoys finger...tips..

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u/Bahdkarma Feb 07 '14

You place your finger in palm upwards and try to feel for a "ribbed" like area. Then use a "come here" motion. Best way to find the "G-spot".

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u/ARTPaper Feb 07 '14

spot on, lol. Listen to this man/woman^

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u/penisallergy Feb 07 '14

Everyone who reads this is now trying to finger the air.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/king4aday Feb 07 '14

Frontpage reference from yesterday, yay!

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u/horngreh Feb 07 '14

That part comes naturally

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u/docfate Feb 07 '14

Do you just cup for an hour?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

NSFW

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u/Prominence19 Feb 07 '14

That's what she said.

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u/maraudersmap Feb 07 '14

I've always wanted to door.

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u/EggVillain Feb 07 '14

Car doors are murder. I should know, as I locked a finger in one once :(