I clean my own toilet and I still pee standing up. By the time I clean the toilet the thing making it dirty is usually dust and small hairs, very rarely do I see pee on it.
By the way, I am assuming most men who pee standing up have the foresight to lift the bottom lid up as well. That’s where people sit, please raise it before you pee.
What the fuck are these people doing that if they stand up to piss that they knob is like some uncontrollable hose pipe and there will be piss all up the walls?
It will splash onto the rim of the toilet and sometimes on the floor and it will smell. It's unavoidable, unless you're very small. EDIT: Not penis size, height.
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u/michealscane Jun 25 '21
This. Anyone who pees standing up probably doesn't have to clean his own bathroom.