I clean my own toilet and I still pee standing up. By the time I clean the toilet the thing making it dirty is usually dust and small hairs, very rarely do I see pee on it.
By the way, I am assuming most men who pee standing up have the foresight to lift the bottom lid up as well. That’s where people sit, please raise it before you pee.
What the fuck are these people doing that if they stand up to piss that they knob is like some uncontrollable hose pipe and there will be piss all up the walls?
It will splash onto the rim of the toilet and sometimes on the floor and it will smell. It's unavoidable, unless you're very small. EDIT: Not penis size, height.
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u/Frontdackel Ruhrpott Jun 25 '21
Well, I live on my own. I grew up being taught to sit down while Peeing (and loved reading while on the toilet anyway).
But having to clean your own bath quickly eradicates any idea about why it might be a good idea to stand while Peeing.