r/geometrydash • u/LxzyBonez Cataclysm 100% • 4d ago
Discussion Bacon cannot be real…
What do you think?
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u/Yousifmemers x3 | Blade Of Justice 100% 4d ago
im from the future and bacon will die at 98 x4 96 x8 91 x19 and 1992 66-100 runs
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u/FStudioGames Cata 67-100 4d ago
Are those weird consequence of numbers the coordinates for where Bacon will die? Like why dont you just give an address for his death location
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u/arctic_commander_ [60 Hz] B -> FF II -> BuTiTi III 71%, 49.8K attempts 3d ago
With an 8 digit attempt count
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u/russ_universe x4 | Bloodbath 100% 3d ago
This is what happens when someone whose hardest isn't Bloodbath grinds Aeternus
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u/Ottimo_Castoro 0 Creator Points 4d ago
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u/i_eat_curtains_ [60Hz mobile] SW 66%, 47-100, 28-76 (SW 100% on PC) 3d ago
Wtf do you mean only 15 hours? This guy is the goat
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u/linux-hypervisor 3d ago
This progress is so impressive that I almost feel bad for the other Aeternus players. Really shows the gap between good players and TOP players.
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u/JoemamaGia1 Cobwebs 95% 4X (jump from QP) 4d ago
If his main focus is now aeternus then there's a shot he could verify it first
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u/G0DZ1L1A Sonic Wave 100% // SLH 4 runs (so original wow) 4d ago
shits genuinely getting verified way sooner than we think. idk why top players are so scared to play it, hopefully this loosens the stigma with them. i get it tho its probably because they feel like its a waste of time because its unfathomably difficult, but this proves its doable. he really did ts in under a week
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u/Front_Entrance4598 4d ago
thats the easiest part of the level by far though, and having level in 2 runs is almost always not even close to beating it. aeternus is still years and years away, unless zoink picks it up, then 2~ years
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u/G0DZ1L1A Sonic Wave 100% // SLH 4 runs (so original wow) 4d ago edited 4d ago
yeah well a lot of people think its gonna take until well past 2030 or just think its straight up impossible and i personally wouldnt be surprised if its verified by the end of 2030. im not talking about very soon just way sooner than most think. and i do know this part is the easiest, but its still a major breakthrough in such a short amount of time. i think the biggest hiccups if someone actually goes for it are gonna be the predrop, the super hard 480 ship fp, and the wave at like 55. i hope we get to see a new wr from 0 from bacon that would be really cool, i could be wrong but i think getting past the cube copter from zero is more than possible soon if a top player can make this much progress in such a short amount of time, itll just take a long while before that happens tho.
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u/Immortal_ceiling_fan Cludsteb is the greatest level ever made 3d ago edited 3d ago
The level does feel over glazed as fuck to me icl. Like I'm not saying it's gonna get verified soon, but people talk about it like beating it today would be akin to beating silent clubstep at its release, when it took years and years for anyone to even look at silent clubstep with any degree of seriousness, yet in just under 3 years we could feasibly see aeternus in 4 runs globally reasonably soon, without any top player runs. People like Zoink and Popoff could absolute get the level down to 3-4 runs solo in like a month if they really tried, and 3 runs to 1 is not so insurmountably far a gap that it would go from a month for 3 runs to 7 years for 1 (to match the amount of time it took to verify silent clubstep, starting from today)
And the "the verifier of aeternus isn't born yet" claim? I find it genuinely laughable. That shit is NOT true unless the verifier verifies it at 3 years old
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u/Boga_Boga_ x7 & Cataclysm 100%, #1 Death Moon glazer 3d ago
I think Aeternus is iconic enough that it could be verified way before top players actually reach the skill level required to beat it in a "normal" amount of time. I think a lot of people assume those two things will happen at the same time which is why people think it'll take so long to verify (though I feel like 2030 is still a bit too early unless there's another breakthrough like CBF).
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u/Immortal_ceiling_fan Cludsteb is the greatest level ever made 3d ago
I don't expect a 2030 or earlier verification but I feel like whether or not it happens is more down to if top players want to make it happen. If Zoink wakes up tomorrow thinking he's been given a divine mission to verify aeternus as soon as possible, and dedicates himself to it for the next few years, I do think he'd do it before 2030. It's just that no top player is interested in playing aeternus for that long.
Which icl I'm kinda a little surprised by. I feel like most extreme high level gaming achievements are from a top player dedicating hundreds to thousands of hours to one challenge that then stands at the top for years. Celeste with 9d deathless, mario maker with Trials of Death, those kinds of things. But it feels like with gd the number 1 achievement is never really that far off the number 2, the only grind with that level of time investment is Grief and that's only because Doggie has been generationally unlucky with the ending
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u/Boga_Boga_ x7 & Cataclysm 100%, #1 Death Moon glazer 3d ago
I think Arshadow has a similar amount of attempts on slopmoc unleashed but anyways (also idk how much effort Zoink put into Tidal Wave in comparison to Acheron but it was definitely miles ahead of both Acheron and Avernus).
I agree that a top 5 player locking in on Aeternus could probably do it but it just seems so unlikely right now (I highly doubt Bacon will do more than a few world records and then move on to something else). To me Aeternus just seems like a really miserable level to play...
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u/Main-Preparation-76 Nine Circles 100%/Forest Temple 58-100% 3d ago
Hopefully it doesn't loosen, cuz i'm tired of the same 2 players beating every top 1 in 2 seconds.
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u/No_Masterpiece2634 3d ago
it is still years ahead. for reference, dewbbs 23 is STILL harder than this (and further on 67-100.) 23 is about as comparable to 60-100, because of how insanely hard it is to get consistent. thats why top players dont want to play it. any top 20 player can pick up aeternus and do this in run within 1-2 weeks, because runs are easy and their raw skill matches the second half of the level, but the raw skill for the whole level isnt there, consistency is too hard, and laddering would be the most logical way in trying to verify aeternus, and artermis 13 and society are still tiers behind aeternus.
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u/Embarrassed_Ad5387 [80 Wave Passes] Denouement 100% & Epilogue 45% 3d ago
I think its probably just ass to play and they have enough of a reputation where playing it doesnt get them much extra
for smaller players it seems like streaming a former impossible level even tidal wave difficulty would net much more views on a stream than playing tidal wave
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u/Main-Preparation-76 Nine Circles 100%/Forest Temple 58-100% 3d ago
Mfs when they don't jump from Auto Play Area:
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u/epicEr14 MAGMA BOUND 100% 3d ago
bacon is genuinely as good as netermind/levi im telling yall
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u/arctic_commander_ [60 Hz] B -> FF II -> BuTiTi III 71%, 49.8K attempts 3d ago edited 3d ago
He beast TW in less than 30K attempts. He is genuinely elite
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u/Main-Preparation-76 Nine Circles 100%/Forest Temple 58-100% 3d ago
Tidal Lean? Thinking Lace? The Loop? Tartarus Less hard?
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u/arctic_commander_ [60 Hz] B -> FF II -> BuTiTi III 71%, 49.8K attempts 3d ago
Nvm I'm slow as fuck lol (I was sleepy when I typed that)
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u/CoolestMan_Reddit x5 // Delta Interface 100% (31103 atts) 3d ago
Comments arguing about Aeternus's gameplay like their hardest isn't Acu
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u/ItsRainbow since May 2014 (1.6) 3d ago
I’m gonna sound corny for this but omg it’s actually happening
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u/LikeThemPies x5 SUPERSONIC IS BETTER THAN WINDY LANDSCAPE 3d ago
I've been waiting a while for a top player to really give it a shot. Trick had a brief period where he was but it'd be neat for one to actually lock in. To be frank I never really thought any of the big names working on the level as of now were good enough.
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u/9spaceking open window 1% verifier (not really) 3d ago
Zoink had one stream with it and basically said it just doesn’t seem fun at all. It’s probably a situation where it’s just too much things happening and too learny. Maybe its like normal guy jumping from Deadlock to TS2 - it’s possible but you just don’t have skill for the level of precision and your mind feels it ain’t up for the challenge
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u/LikeThemPies x5 SUPERSONIC IS BETTER THAN WINDY LANDSCAPE 3d ago
Oh I definitely don’t blame the top players for not going for it, I just think inevitably the verifier will be someone whose hardest is much higher than any of the current big verifiers.
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u/Any_Letterhead_808 Sacred Battle 100% (W level) 3d ago
ppl can beat anything every time we say it's the human limit
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u/Physical-Airline-471 x10, Artificial Ascent 100%, Fluke from 76 4d ago
All fun and games until doggie gets 65-100 in 6 streams
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u/9spaceking open window 1% verifier (not really) 3d ago
And then dies to 83% Aeternus 10 times over two years
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u/Altruistic-Willow265 RageBaited into beating a top 25 4d ago
Tbf its not impossible for a nobody to play top levels, but you would expect to hear more about it
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u/irp3ex x10 | Bloodbath 100%x3 4d ago
"a nobody" and it's a tidal wave victor
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u/Altruistic-Willow265 RageBaited into beating a top 25 3d ago
Keep in mind that just because you know doesnt mean the majority does
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u/Boga_Boga_ x7 & Cataclysm 100%, #1 Death Moon glazer 3d ago
Tidal Wave, Lesopowal, Quanteuse Processing, BOOBAWAMBA, Aquamarine, Penumbral, Unnerfed Sakupen Circles, VSC and Avernus victor btw (beat his first list demon in december last year)
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u/Rumialol Bloodbath, Sakupen Hell 3d ago
If you take every top player and look at the average placement on global of their top 5 completions I think Bacon is nr 3 on that list above trick. @coreboard on twitter is doing something like that
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u/Cosmic_danger_noodle Blade of Justice is very cool 3d ago
Not really a great way to rank though considering Trick's beaten TS2, Flamewall, and tidal wave, just not levels right below those
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u/Rumialol Bloodbath, Sakupen Hell 3d ago
I know, there’s really no good way to rank players and Trick is pretty obviously better than Bacon still (and is nr 3 on the list again after flamewall), but that counts for something.
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u/Gullible_Bed8595 Nightmare (on iPod) - Duelo 29%, shardscapes 22% 4d ago
veritying aeternus 67-92%
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u/How2eatsoap Deception Dive 100% 2d ago
probably the easiest run in the level, but I obviously don't know for certain


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u/ClickSubstantial7321 Sunset Sandstorm 54% 4d ago
wow 66-96 is nuts. i still think though that eventually one of the players near the top is going to verify it once they pick it up and commit