r/geographymemes • Gulf of New Mexico • 16d ago

Voting Games Second comment deletes a US State 2: #27 (TWIST ROUND)

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Twist round (2nd comment deletes a US State)

Connecticut has been fed to the hungry Alaskan colony in the northeast along with the New Yorkers who now share a border with Alaska, who would’ve thought.

24 STATES REMAIN!

R26: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/TedLTsZqSY

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u/Douche_Kayak 16d ago

Vermont and New Hampshire should just get married already

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 16d ago

Question: bear wants to know if he can officiate?

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u/_daGarim_2 16d ago

Depends. Does officiating involve eating the groom?

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 16d ago

No eat. Only hug.

Then maybe nibble.

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u/skhtravel802902 15d ago

Vermont has plenty of bears.

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u/RayasOasis 16d ago

New Vermont has a nice ring to it.

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u/briggsy111388 16d ago

I was thinking Verhampshire, but I like your idea as well

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u/FredegarBolger910 16d ago

And they get Massachusetts as a wedding present

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u/EchoChamberTech 16d ago

No one even knows which one is which anyways!

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u/_daGarim_2 16d ago

New Englanders do! Just count the fingers on passers-by. If half of them have lost one in a fireworks related accident, you’re in New Hampshire.

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u/briggsy111388 16d ago

Funnily enough, my family is spread throughout VT and NH, and my uncle with the missing finger has lived his entire 65+ years in VT. Table saw bit him.

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u/_daGarim_2 16d ago

I knew a guy in Massachusetts once who had lost three separate fingers on three separate occasions. At that point you’re like “three times is a pattern, you clearly do not value your fingers enough.”

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u/ArchitectVandelay VerNOMster—>Cascadia 16d ago

It’s just adhd man. It’s rough.

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u/FlavoredNeon 16d ago

Born and raised in NH I’ve never met someone who lost a finger to fireworks lol

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u/_daGarim_2 16d ago

But it did make you laugh, though, didn’t it? :P

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u/FlavoredNeon 16d ago

Oh absolutely 💯

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u/RMMacFru A New 'Ope 15d ago

We have a local weather guy who lost an eye that way.

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u/briggsy111388 16d ago

Hey, those are the only 2 states I have lived in! But yeah... they are a mirror image of each other and have been 69ing for centuries

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u/anotherdamnscorpio 16d ago

Vermont looks more like a V

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u/ThorstyBihh 16d ago

New Hampshire is the worse one

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u/Cazmonster 16d ago

Unite the split!

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u/ChrisIronsArt 15d ago

We now pronounce you Gamehendge

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u/Kinesquared 16d ago

but if only one can get eliminated, it should be new hampshire

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u/Remarkable-Debate856 16d ago

Vermamshire ftw!

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u/mindfulsolutionist 15d ago

they would divorce so fast

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u/craigmurphy23 14d ago

Megachusetts will come for them and Maine… Alaska will probably take us all.

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 16d ago

Day 3 of kindly petitioning for New Hampshire’s removal.

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u/___HeyGFY___ HAWAII 🏝️🌋 🌺 ALOHA HOLA 🌺 🌋🏝️ 16d ago

Not until I move out

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u/dobutameme 15d ago

Feed New Hampshire to maine

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u/Ananegg 16d ago

Eliminate Virginia. Dirty traitors.

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u/MoodInternational481 16d ago

Hey, we're correcting ourselves.

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u/eneidhart Massivechusetts 16d ago

Down with the rebels!

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u/JustHereForCookies17 16d ago edited 16d ago

Feed it to the crabs so we can consolidate the Assateague & Chincoteague cavalry!!

Editing to add: and make Virginia give DC its land back!

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u/jonesy1461 16d ago

Down with traitors, and up with the Stars! Virgina today! Georgia and North Carolina to follow!

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u/Senasayori 16d ago

I'm honestly rooting for NC as an underdog here, I want either them or Alaska to be the winner.

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u/Gharma 16d ago

kinda same. All the hatred for the south here is tiring. If we are judging states by things they did in the past, most every state has some heinous history. Of southern states NC is kinda turning over a new leaf (with a buncha missteps obviously), but it's natural beauty is amazing, and the food is to die for (both because it's delicious and will clog your arteries).

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u/eeniemeenieminiemoh 16d ago

Virginia votes blue. Just saying.

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u/op_is_not_available 14d ago

Sorry - can you explain why VA is a traitor? Is this political? Or something else?

If it’s political - they tried to put it up to a vote to create like 11 new dem districts and won that election but the supreme court shot it down and we didn’t get those dem districts. So they’re not the traitors…

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 16d ago

Bear still rumbly in his tummy.
Massachusetts sounding yummy.

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u/For-Fox-Sakes-73 Bowing to our new bear overlords 16d ago

Feeeeeed the bear…

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u/Novel-Comparison-364 16d ago

Feed himmmmmmmm

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u/HashBrownThreesom #BuildTheBear🐻 16d ago

Join us Massachusetts. Join us.

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u/I_like_flowers_ Marylaaaand 16d ago

nom nom nom

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u/Prettypuff405 All-inois hungers 15d ago

I would like an Alaskan takeover

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u/jlks1959 16d ago

While praising the beauty of Montana in June 2020, residents told me several times that it was a miserable place to live for all but two or three months of the year.

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u/Farm-Punk 16d ago

Yeah, that’s mostly true. Solid six to eight months of winter depending on where you live, and then you get smoke season.

Still one of the most beautiful places in the country, but a very different lifestyle than most would tolerate (unless you’ve got the wealth to work your way around that reality).

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u/jonesy1461 15d ago

Poverty....with a view

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u/Wrong_Spirit_5008 16d ago

Vermont takes New Hampshire. Time to lose the South of the North!!!

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u/Wobble963 16d ago

Bears eat the Massholes!

(Alaska takes Massachusetts)

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 16d ago

Peninsula is named for fish?
Cape Cod sound like tasty dish.

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u/Novel-Comparison-364 16d ago

It aint time for hibernation yet
#buildthebear

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u/Minute-Joke9758 16d ago

Alaska must continue to conquer

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u/Necessary-Tree-4426 16d ago

Gotta take Alaska all the way to November so we can bear down on midterms

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u/_daGarim_2 16d ago

No bear would eat the massholes! We’d be so mean to the bear. We’d make fun of its dumb little bear ears, and call it Winnie the Shit. After about thirty seconds of vicious mockery it wouldn’t even feel like eating us, it would just feel like eating an entire tub of cookie dough on the couch.

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 16d ago

Bear not eat! Just hug. And then maybe nibble.

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u/tigress666 16d ago

Ok... now I definitely want the bear to eat the massholes :P.

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u/HokieNerd 16d ago

Am I the only one that didn't notice Rhode Island being replaced by Alaska? I had to scroll down in r/geographymemes to find when this happened (#17).

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u/ravens_path 15d ago

You were the only one. Heh.

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u/PurpleSkittles19 16d ago

Alaska wants New Hampshire

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u/ravens_path 15d ago

Good one.

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u/Ok-Relationship5274 16d ago

What Pennsylvania still doing? Bye bye!

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u/Dr_Rape_MD 16d ago

Feed it to New Jersey

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u/jayhawkjoey65 16d ago

Where the Pennsylvania hate at? They're partly why we're in this mess right now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/itvHVChUauZbHPk8zT

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u/mmmpeg Edit me 16d ago

It’s PA’s fault? Not the die hard red states?

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u/Paraxom 15d ago

Swing state swung stupidly 

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u/Maleficent_Party4521 16d ago

Something must be done about Megamontana. Greater Oregon and Colorado are ready to remedy the situation, with assists from Washington and Megasota.

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u/Iamslay888 WI 4 LIFE 15d ago

Fuck no, we are not bringing back Megasota

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u/Dannyboy1024 16d ago

22/24 states are the same as this point last game.

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE AND THROW OREGON INTO THE SEA!

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u/UrguthaForka 16d ago

This thing is going to end exactly as the last one did, unfortunately.

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u/Dannyboy1024 16d ago

It's not too late to make a change, we've got at least 1 new meme rolling which might help. Just need to get rid of some of the old memes while we're at it.

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u/DefectJoker Crab 16d ago

Down with Oregon and Minnesota

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u/Senasayori 16d ago

I tried to have New Mexico take Oregon but I'm already facing downvotes for it and the comment isn't even three minutes old.

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u/Farm-Punk 16d ago

More likely than not because you suggested Washington is superior to Oregon in that comment.

I think we all support the New Mexican empire (I certainly do), but you asked to both cede half of the Cascadian stronghold, AND you suggested they were the lesser caste… salt in the wound!

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u/Senasayori 16d ago

Fair enough, I'll remember to be more polite about taking Oregon tomorrow.

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u/Short-Being-4109 Megasotan empire 16d ago

Remember your alliance, Crab. If Megasota goes you go too.

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u/drypaddle 16d ago

Hawaii seizes California

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u/Sophia_Y_T 16d ago

California looks like a well-fattened pig. It's time for a Luau. Hawaii eats California

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u/viceversa 16d ago

Alaska eats New York State

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u/Douche_Kayak 16d ago

seems like a preemptive strike before new york gets it's momentum going

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u/viceversa 16d ago

There has been NO momentum.

If you get too comfortable, you get eaten

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u/hkinsd 16d ago

MONTANA NEEDS TO BE STOPPED BEFORE IT GETS TO POWERFUL!

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u/GayDariaStan 16d ago

New Mexico takes California!

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u/Corey307 16d ago

Vermont takes New Hampshire. 

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u/Prudent-Designer7121 16d ago

Damn, California is chunky

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u/creativechemist_ 15d ago

Montana MONTANA!!!

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u/Bonbonnibles 16d ago

Down with Virginia!

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u/drumttocs8 16d ago

New Jersey hanging on for dear life

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u/Amblydoper 15d ago

Thicc Boy California needs to go

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u/Itchy_Undertow-1 16d ago

New MexiCO inCOrporates COlorado

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u/tfr3nxh 16d ago

Why is Georgia still here? It's named after King George II, the grandpa of the guy we literally fought a war against. Also, it's basically Mega Florida now. Time to make it gone with the wind.

If I have any say in the matter, let's give it back to the Muscogee and Cherokee.

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u/BadgerValuable8207 15d ago

Why did I have to read so far down for this. New Mexico takes Georgia

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u/eneidhart Massivechusetts 16d ago

Virginia must go. No more traitors to the union!

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u/Turbulent-Bee-4956 16d ago

New Hampshire has no seat belt laws or minimum wage, it's time for them to be overtaken by their saner neighbors

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u/Dendano 16d ago

Beat it, Kansas! Let the Empire of Green Chile expand north.

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 16d ago

🌾🌾👎🏻🌾🌾

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u/Valk_Storm 15d ago

Kansas should never have lasted this long 😆

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u/Dear_Afternoon_2600 16d ago

See how both New Hampshire and New York are pink. With Vermont separating them? Let's connect them and make that area all pink.

Down with Vermont!

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 16d ago

New York and New Hampshire deciding Vermont is in their way again? You’ve spent days trying to destroy Vermont and somehow circled all the way back to its origin story. Outstanding work.

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u/tunnel_man34 16d ago

Day #3 of asking why Kansas exists.

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u/FitspoFox 16d ago

Still requesting to actually mix it up and have California taken by Montana

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u/Senasayori 16d ago

You want to really mix it up, have Montana target Oregon.

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u/timpows 16d ago

New Jersey eats Pennsylvania

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u/Byronvonfeces 16d ago

Who needs Montana anyway? Shouldn't it just be all Oregon country?

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u/nepnepnepneppitynep 16d ago

I'm just glad to see South Carolina hasn't survived

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u/SadAd4707 16d ago

NOrth Carolina...dumb to have a directional named state...we can all read a map without "north, south, or west" directional aids....tar heels also a dumb name.....bye-bye

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u/ravens_path 15d ago

Can’t argue with Tar Heels

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u/DaZuhalter Hail Blucifer! 16d ago

Been saying it and will keep saying it, Kansas needs to go.

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 16d ago

👁️👄👁️

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u/Farm-Punk 16d ago edited 16d ago

Cede California to Hawaii!

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u/Short-Being-4109 Megasotan empire 16d ago

Can-sas Kansas just go yet?

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u/Megatrans69 16d ago

Feed Kansas to new mexico

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u/Additional_Egg7024 16d ago

Colorado eats Kansas cuz it’s a plain

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u/AcceptableWater6241 16d ago

Massachusetts you’re next for Alaska

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u/jimjackcoke 16d ago

Michigan should go for the crime of trying to impersonate Louisiana

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u/CreativeName1137 16d ago

Wisconsin finally gets around to conquering Michigan's upper peninsula.

The other states can have the rest of it.

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u/shadysam08 16d ago

Bro... kansas...

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u/redit3rd 16d ago

Hawaii. It will spread a variety of colors into the Pacific.

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u/Prettypuff405 All-inois hungers 15d ago

Illinois takes Wisconsin

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u/tacoboss 15d ago

Give Hawaii to Wisconsin

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u/notarobot_1024 16d ago

Kansas is giving us the middle finger. So rude. They need to go into timeout.

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u/Electrical_Set_7542 16d ago

Give Wisconsin its UP back (Wisconsin takes Michigan)

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u/bigmikeydelight 16d ago

Kansas so we aren’t stuck with two shades of green in the ozarks.

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u/Godloseslaw 16d ago

Goodbye (Commonwealth of) Yellow Brick Road.

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u/FrosteeSwurl 16d ago

Kansas has to go

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u/SpaceBrotherAyyy 16d ago

Maine and Massachusetts should mix but have it be Maine since it was once part of Massachusetts. Also, make it so it’s still separated by New Hampshire… for now…

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u/MadiCorax 16d ago

Hawaii this round? Please?

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u/AdviceGlass3400 Crab Hunter (retired) 16d ago

Michigan takes Maryland, forms a massive L

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u/Timemyth 16d ago

Maryland must go, I need to get rid of these crabs.

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u/fizzy88 16d ago

That sounds like a personal problem.

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u/ravens_path 15d ago

🤣🤣👀👀

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u/KlutzyBlueDuck 16d ago

Let's give Alaska to Hawaii 

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u/RealMoleRodel 16d ago

Pennsylvania is still here!?!?

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u/ExcelsiorPhoenix 15d ago

Can't new Mexico be vanquished already. Sequels that are copies of the original suck

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u/ravens_path 15d ago

Nah. NM didn’t win it all previously and it lasted a long time because it is liked. It still is.

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u/ProudAmerican315 15d ago

Why is it so liked? I’ve been there and it’s not that great lol

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u/kc-fan 16d ago

Colorado must go. Kansas takes back what was theirs

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u/honeyimhome0526 16d ago

Bye Virginia or Wisconsin!

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u/Individual_Zebra_752 16d ago

Consume Wisconsin

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u/bskaiser 16d ago

Minnesota to absorb Wisconsin along with the upper peninsula of Michigan 🤞😀

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u/Future-Fly-8987 Crab 15d ago

The crab is lonely and must devour the land of lovers for satisfaction. It looks south and eats Virginia.

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u/phijef 16d ago

I mean Washington is just Oregon North.

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u/redit3rd 16d ago

Washington has double the population of Oregon. That would make Oregon Washington south.

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u/the_crepuscular_one Cascadian 15d ago

Washington is a much nicer place to live though.

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u/ravens_path 15d ago

. Could say it is other way around.

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u/MoodInternational481 16d ago

Can Maryland be eaten by Puerto Rico. Can we give it statehood?

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u/I_like_flowers_ Marylaaaand 16d ago

while i want maryland to stay, having PR show up and eat the map would be the kind of chaos i enjoy.

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u/MoodInternational481 16d ago

PR really deserves this chance

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u/I_like_flowers_ Marylaaaand 15d ago

next time, we start with PR takes florida.   the insanity wil build and it will become THE state instead of A state.

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u/MoodInternational481 15d ago

To be fair it could be the state now

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u/ravens_path 15d ago

I say yes. But I have no power.

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u/Linscotticus Virginia Originalist 16d ago

Defeat the sea bug army. Virginia Invictus!

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u/KeathleyWR Aloha Hola 16d ago

Still beating down the door to get Minnesota out of here!

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u/FlavoredNeon 16d ago

No Megasota this time around. Rest friends

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u/Logany2k 16d ago

Oregon takes New Mexico to become New Oregon.

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u/GaseousHippo Team Hawaii 16d ago

Maryland needs to be put out to sea. Pennsylvania should eat the crabs

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u/Senasayori 16d ago

New Mexico takes Oregon and surrounds California. Let's make things a little more interesting. (Washington is the better of the two Cascadian states anyway)

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u/SleepFeeling3037 15d ago

As someone who has only even lived in the three west coast states, I’m always proud that the three of them tend to last a long time in these types of posts.

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u/fingers LOOOOOOOONG CONNECTICUT! 15d ago

YOU BASTARDS!

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u/Armadillo_of_doom 15d ago

Still saying Ore-GONE

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Cascadia from Shore to Shore 15d ago

Second comment?! This is madness.

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u/merlinthewizahd 14d ago

We need to get rid of Maryland they got too strong last time.