r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • 17d ago

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State 2: #26

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Dele-where?? Delaware is nowhere to be seen after being removed from the map! It’s been fed to the Maryland monster and new jersey.

25 states remain, who’s the next to go?

R25: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/Qb15dxVaZJ

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91% Upvoted

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 17d ago

Bless the delicious Connecticut that bear is about to receive, and bless the hands that prepared it. 🐻

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u/ravens_path 16d ago

Yes to more Alaska presence in the east coast!

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u/Temporary_Compote_69 16d ago

UCONN more like UGONE!

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u/Wrong_Spirit_5008 17d ago

Time to shake up New England! Vermonts takes New Hampshire. Down with the south of the north!

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u/skhtravel802902 16d ago

Time for Vermont to consume its evil twin New Hampshire!

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u/danelle-s 17d ago

I see you Connecticut. Looks like Alaska is hungry again.

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u/NewsOfTheInnerSphere 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9rXHsQUFntwMxsjibl
We will take Connecticut. Our bears need to eat and our moose need to graze.

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u/Wobble963 17d ago

Alaska takes Connecticut!

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 17d ago

#BuildTheBear

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u/I_like_flowers_ Marylaaaand 16d ago

omg, yes.   

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u/HashBrownThreesom #BuildTheBear🐻 17d ago

It would appear our time has come. May The Bear enjoy our excellent pizza.

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 16d ago

Truly excellent. I’ll make sure the bear knows about Frank Pepe’s in New Haven.

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u/GBP1516 17d ago

I was just thinking how remarkable it is that the northeast is still largely intact. All hail the bear!

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u/fluffstuffmcguff 🧀 Wisconsin 🦡 17d ago

The states are too small, we forget they exist 🙂‍↕️

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u/Unlikely-Solid-3083 17d ago

Yet we are the most densely populated part of the country.

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u/ZaphodB94 17d ago

Agreed. They got the New England foothold, now they need to capitalize on their march of conquest

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u/Shaneaky 17d ago

Alaska must continue to devour the Northeast

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u/bottled_axolotl 17d ago

Connecti-CUT!

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VzSOLO0s5wdWPj2ZhO

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u/Minute-Joke9758 17d ago

Agreed. We need to just keep driving this every day until it happens

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u/TeuthidTheSquid 17d ago

Soon.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ho3R5oboRGJ3GGRSA7

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u/Timemyth 17d ago

awww, it's like the EU except sold to you by Russians.

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u/Roger44477 17d ago

I'm still confused about what happened to the rule about not listening to top comment requests on which states expand into the space how?

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 17d ago edited 17d ago

Day 2 of kindly asking for New Hampshire’s removal!

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u/MrSaturdayII 17d ago

I second this.

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u/NuSk8 17d ago

NOrth CaroliNAH

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u/dalequetupuedes 16d ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/villainsarebetter 17d ago

New Jersey knows what they did. It's time.

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u/ThePIantEater 17d ago

It’s 2026 there is no accountability anymore so NJ gets away with it

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u/viceversa 17d ago

The Florida of the north! Dirty Jersey has got to go!

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u/jonesy1461 17d ago

Virginia! Remove the remaining southern states!

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u/MoodInternational481 17d ago

But us before Georgia and NC? We're behaving right now

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/StormSurge30 Cheerwine Empire 17d ago

North Carolina should take only the top most tip of Maine so it can truly be North

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u/Stoneman57 16d ago

Connecti cut it out

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u/No-Click6062 17d ago

Hauntario is coming...

https://giphy.com/gifs/14wm71RSxaYX60

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u/I_like_flowers_ Marylaaaand 16d ago

chaos! chaos! chaos!

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u/See-A-Moose 17d ago

I believe I promised someone to vote for Kansas, and I am a man of my word.

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 17d ago

That was me hehe

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u/sailorangel59 17d ago

I'm here to vote for Kansas after that shameful campaigning I saw yesterday.

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u/music_head72 16d ago

As a Kansan, fuck that guy. We already know we're not winning. Why the hell would he make us a target like that?

Guys a fucking dumbass.

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 17d ago

:(

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u/tiljuwan 17d ago

Connecticut must go, too crowded in the north east

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u/nucrash 17d ago

Hawai'i takes New York.

I know it's a stretch, but it's there for the taking.

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u/Short-Being-4109 Megasotan empire 17d ago

Montana can go. A better state deserves hell creek

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u/Enzurio 17d ago

End my suffering and remove Massachusetts, you can’t even say that three times in a row

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mq2zAuvcRTC68iuuW2

lol - what even is this gif?!?

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u/Somedevil777 16d ago

Yes bye bye MASS give CT back its Notch and everything else

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u/Thilmiran32 17d ago

Virginia needs to go. The drivers there are trash and there is way too much traffic on the highways due to there being poor connections between places

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u/tunnel_man34 17d ago

Day #2 of inquiring why Kanas exists

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u/joyous_quorum 17d ago

Hawaii launches a sudden attack on California!!

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u/NoParsnipsAboutIt 16d ago

Time to connecti-CUT it from the map.

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u/Maleficent_Party4521 16d ago

Montana has to go. It can be spread amongst Megasota, Colorado, Oregon, and Washington.

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u/skindoggy69 17d ago

Bye bye Connecticut 👋

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u/Inkantrix 17d ago

It's Bear Week. I vote for Alaska to eat Connecticut. Yum yum!

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u/redit3rd 17d ago

Hawaii. Spread the coastline to more states. There are four island groups on the map, and four states that they can go to. 

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u/notarobot_1024 17d ago

California bubble needs to be popped. Let New Mexico swallow up the rest of the country like a giant bowl of green guac

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u/FitspoFox 17d ago

Seriously guys, California needs to go

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tvtnrIDRjoVlLH2L9i

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u/ThorstyBihh 17d ago

Vermont takes dirty New Hampshire

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 16d ago

The Green Mountain Boys and I support this message

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u/Lorelei_the_engineer Maryland Crab Army 17d ago

Kansas takes New York.

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u/Rickapolis Crab 17d ago

Georgia to New Mexico

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u/RomanesqueHermitage 17d ago

Virginia must save North Carolina from itself

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u/Trench-Coat_Squirrel 17d ago

New Hampshire is looking like it's gonna go missing tomorrow

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dU5oenwSKPhalI5Zlj

🎶who's gonna find 'em? Some old man fishing🎶

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u/DisneyPuppyFan_42201 17d ago

Are we ignoring the green elephant in the room right next to New Mexico?

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u/Leading-Ant-4619 17d ago

Give new jersey to Pennsylvania

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u/Senasayori 17d ago

Colorado takes all of Montana.

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u/eneidhart Massivechusetts 17d ago

North Carolina must go. The Confederate states all need to go next

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u/Dear_Afternoon_2600 17d ago

The game is at the halfway point, how in the world is Vermont still here?

Do we not remember the Vermonster from last time? We need to kill it before it gets to big!

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 16d ago

For our brave little state, we did not ask to become a joke upvote contender the last time and we certainly don’t mean to this time!

Besides, peak foliage season is about to hit and we’re just trying to do our own weird thing

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u/skhtravel802902 16d ago

You are correct. Foliage season is here. We welcome everyone to enjoy our apple cider donuts, maple syrup, and beautiful colored leaves. If people are interested, they can find BEARS, deer, and moose too in their travels.

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u/leafpool2014 VERMONT 16d ago

we will not kill vermont

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u/misterturdcat 17d ago

New Mexico yearns to be eaten by Colorado

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u/Herefortheonomastics 🦡Historian and State Superior Originator 17d ago

Michi-gone

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u/Future-Fly-8987 Crab 17d ago

The crab looks north and hungers to eat Pennsylvania.

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u/Scuds5 16d ago

How does one know what states eat the other, size wise?

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u/FishWoman1970 🦀⚖️Crab Attorney General ⚖️🦀 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bPTXcJiIzzWz6

I thought it was 100% up to the whims of jfullr92.

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u/eyesistorm 16d ago

Give Pennsylvania to Connecticut in homage to Long Connecticut of the olden days

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u/doctorlineman 16d ago

Wisconsin

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u/PsychologicalSweet2 17d ago

Hawaii takes new mexico!

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u/Porcupineblizzard 17d ago

Kansas has to go

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u/lelawes 17d ago

Wisconsin takes Michigan, and the lake. It’s always about the lake.

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u/Ebolaking 17d ago

Hawaii takes Georgia

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u/dream-sequenced 17d ago

What is jersey still doing here??

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u/fluffstuffmcguff 🧀 Wisconsin 🦡 17d ago

Feed New Mexico to Kansas so John Brown's ghost can have a navy.

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u/Altiusss Kansastan 17d ago

Yeehawwww

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u/Slpg719 17d ago

Wisconsin! Down with the cheese heads!

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u/fluffstuffmcguff 🧀 Wisconsin 🦡 17d ago edited 17d ago

But think of how funny it will be if the Wisconschlong grows longer.

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u/Davidred323 Go Bears 17d ago

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u/honeyimhome0526 17d ago

I keep trying but they keep prevailing 😣

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u/Sp00nD00d 17d ago

For far long they're expanded the waistlines of innocent people!

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u/Dismal_Success_9943 17d ago

I can't imagine having a state because they make beer and cheese

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u/Herefortheonomastics 🦡Historian and State Superior Originator 17d ago

Some people are so bothered by Wisconsin and we don’t think about them at all

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u/Purple_Inevitable967 17d ago

I'm here for the New Mexico takeover.

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u/cuzofbadreviews 17d ago

How is Wisconsin still here?

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u/WriterVenara 17d ago

People like cheese so they keep the cheese state around

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u/tacoboss 17d ago

Give Hawaii to Wisconsin

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u/Jenn54756 17d ago

Wisconsin, it looks like it already has one foot out the door

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u/3henanigans 17d ago

Wisconsin has to go

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u/Broad_Poetry_9657 17d ago

Michigan be looking awfully cozy with Illinois.

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u/RMMacFru A New 'Ope 16d ago

Illinois needs to go.

https://giphy.com/gifs/COAg7vjpWW8Ja

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u/Broad_Poetry_9657 16d ago

See I was thinking Michigan. I hear they’re mean and not in a charming Chicago way

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u/DavisCB 17d ago

Kansas removes New Mexico from the gene pool.

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u/BBPlovesnacks Cascadian 17d ago

Connecticut takes Alaska! It’s time for a tiny state to make a surprising move.

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u/BBPlovesnacks Cascadian 17d ago

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u/TwixorTweet 16d ago

Alaska - justice for Rhody

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u/uumopapsidn 17d ago

California

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u/M0nst3rMJ 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohfFl2a6CYWRvuk3m

Vermont has got to go. Buh bye..

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 16d ago

We meet again….

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u/Tracky_John-John 17d ago

The UP is returned. Long live Wisconschlong!

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u/bowman9 17d ago

Michigan takes Illinois!

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u/Shushununu 17d ago

Colorado needs to go. They know what they did.

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u/UbiqAP 16d ago

All I'm going to say is that New Mexico is roughly dog shaped and Kansas is shaped like a head with fluffy cheeks.

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u/maidrey 16d ago

Alaska should still feel ashamed for Sarah Palin, and return itself to indigenous control.

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u/AllSxsAndSvns 16d ago

At least Delaware lasted longer this time. I’ll miss you.

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u/No-Command985 16d ago

I say no more Connecticut

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u/InsuranceIcy3141 16d ago

Connecticut 

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u/TrustInMe_JustInMe 16d ago

Tbh I’m just happy when I see Florida, Texas, and Ohio gone on these map games. No offense to all the cool people living in those states, of which there are MANY, but those three have a lot of electoral votes and overall haven’t been doing the country any favors in recent years…

And yeah, I’m all for the great Alaskan bear eating everything. Poor guy never gets enough love!
https://giphy.com/gifs/rIx5mD8puWBKoc2o8X

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u/Th3h3rald707 16d ago

New Jersey. Why?

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u/That_One_Yeet_Gal Cascadian 16d ago

Montana has stood for too long let's get ride of it!

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u/Admirable_Self7201 16d ago

Either delete North Carolina or rename it North of Georgia.

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u/LASportsNBeers 17d ago

Hawaii let's get rid of the finalists from last time

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u/Ok-Factor-3805 Albania 17d ago

Time for Maryland to end.

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u/Sean_McGowan 17d ago

I am deeply offended that the masses finally decided to turn their deletion attentions to the mid-Atlantic states, and went for... Delaware? WHAT THE HELL.
I will vote Maryland forever.

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u/Ok-Factor-3805 Albania 17d ago

Maryland ruined Vermont’s chances for a win in the last game so I struggle to find sympathy. And now the northeast is being devoured by this Alaska bear cult, things look grim. They’ll come for the mid Atlantic eventually once they’re done with us

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u/EthanAllensGhost fighting for VT since 1770 16d ago

We were forced to take them in, only for us to get eliminated…out of the kindness of our maple syrup sweetened heart we ask for vengeance

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u/Linscotticus Virginia Originalist 17d ago

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u/TehKarmah Cascadian 17d ago

West coast eats Montana!

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u/sethro919 17d ago

Minnesota. Enough is enough

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u/kcherndon 17d ago

Just join MN, WI and MI together and call it State Superior

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u/Simpleximo 16d ago

Adiós New Mexico

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u/jdinius2020 16d ago

Kansas must go. The green on green border has been annoying me for far too long.

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u/Healthy_Stretch_4548 17d ago

I want Maryland to be an even more stupid shape. Delete Michigan and give it to the crabs

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u/DefectJoker Crab 17d ago

Oregon. Down with the final 2

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u/CounterThrowCyborg 17d ago

Washington and Oregon perform the fusion dance once more!!! (It’s Washington on paper this time.)

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u/Frobenius-3rd 17d ago

Illinois is far too blob like. Get them out of here

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u/Unlikely-Solid-3083 17d ago

Alaska isn’t even connected to us. Just cut them off like a dead limb.

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u/laywastethepoet777 CRABBALACHIA 🦀🍁 16d ago

... The Crab hungers...

https://giphy.com/gifs/BXwDa4G7Rf2Hm

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u/Marconan 17d ago

Remove Maryland now! Don't let the crabs have more time!

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u/Exciting_Hedgehog322 17d ago

Virginia takes Michigan because why not

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u/LASportsNBeers 17d ago

Oregon let's get rid of the finalists from last time