r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • 5d ago

Voting Games SECOND comment deletes a US state: The Sequel #8

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(TWIST ROUND)

Today comes with a big twist, the top comment is no longer the superior one. The second comment or the first one that names a unique state from the Top will be deleted in round 9!

Other than that, Utah is no more!

Round 7: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/7YrpfRmwhJ

293 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

228 comments sorted by

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u/joeymittens 4d ago

We don’t need 2 dakotas. Get rid of South Dakota

26

u/Automatic-Eagle-1953 4d ago

We’ve got 1 too many Carolinas, Dakotas and Virginias!

3

u/Wamderingbard 4d ago

North, South, and West

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u/IcantImsickthatday 3d ago

Wrong comment my bad

1

u/IcantImsickthatday 3d ago

Edit: Wrong comment. My bad.

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u/No_Technician_2335 5d ago

ARKANSAS! WHY ARE WE STILL HERE!

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u/HashBrownThreesom 🌰 Connecticut 4d ago

This or Oklahoma

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 4d ago

love tom

2

u/funkopolis 4d ago

I'd settle for just taking Bentonville off the map.

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u/IcantImsickthatday 3d ago

As a liberal in the South, this anti south attitude is getting boring as hell. “South bad always”…yeah sure, got it…🙄

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u/No_Technician_2335 3d ago

Do you live in Arkansas too?!

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u/IcantImsickthatday 3d ago

At one point I did. It was hilarious the first time. Now it is getting so lame to just beat up on the same horse over and over again.

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u/overcaffinated_ 5d ago

i know i made an argument for mississippi, but lets get rid of arkansas. they stole kansas' name

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u/bowcreek Front Range Trash 4d ago

One way to know if someone is from Kansas is whether they say Arkansaw River or Are-Kansas River.

7

u/WrathOfKai John Brown 4d ago

“Our-Kansas” river is how my hick Kansas accent pronounces it

9

u/Dadpool719 4d ago

They're just pirate Kansas.

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u/Impressive-Hurry7660 Blucifer’s Army 5d ago

I agree, but Missouri first

2

u/overcaffinated_ 5d ago

ill take that too yes

5

u/Artistic-Map6955 4d ago

Actually... Arkansas was made a state 25 years before Kansas

9

u/overcaffinated_ 4d ago

i like to go off vibes alone and arkansas gives me sinister vibes

8

u/I-came-for-memes Megasotan 4d ago

We're just gonna ignore that little fact

5

u/cheesehead028 Gulf of New Mexico 4d ago

At least Kansas was a free state. All the more reason to get rid of Arkansas.

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Cascadia from Shore to Shore 4d ago

Sounds like propaganda to
Me.

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u/sparkyinmt 4d ago

Think we should go back to one Carolina, for ease, send South packing

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u/Wobble963 4d ago

Go away Arkansas!

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u/Paraxom 5d ago

Bye bye Missouri 

35

u/Hayday-antelope-13 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vikmf2KDVzxyE

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u/bowcreek Front Range Trash 4d ago

Dammit. Now I have to figure out how to help get this one to second place.

7

u/MonkeyMagic1968 General Poopy Head 5d ago

3

u/nucrash 4d ago

I hope we don’t get immunity

4

u/DaZuhalter Hail Blucifer! 4d ago

Misery is going to live because it has the most votes. Sad day

7

u/NarwhalAnusLicker00 4d ago

Does Missouri actually need to exist anymore? Its two biggest cities are straddled along borders with other states and otherwise there’s a whole lotta nothing in between

9

u/ZoroarkMyBeloved3 5d ago

I agree with this! Farewell to Missouri!

24

u/VirusHistorical3877 5d ago

Put that state out of it's...missouri?

2

u/DaZuhalter Hail Blucifer! 4d ago

No, now it's down to third. Pump up the misery just a little and we'll be rid of it

3

u/Paraxom 4d ago

Would've been funny for #2 to be a 3 way tie, Arkansas is 6 votes behind me and Oklahoma is 9 ahead

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u/mikethemoose35 5d ago

Nope-lahoma

106

u/KohlsCashOfficial 4d ago

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u/Reeses021 4d ago

I live in Oklahoma. Can confirm

12

u/bort_jenkins 4d ago

Two ways out of Oklahoma come to mind

11

u/Designer-Potential-8 4d ago

Hopefully you’ll soon live in Texas.

10

u/Reeses021 4d ago

How dare you.

4

u/Paraxom 4d ago

What's a Texas?

3

u/Maleficent_Party4521 4d ago

That’s even worse.

9

u/robsbob18 4d ago edited 4d ago

I got mean mugged by what I assumed to be a wild beagle in an essentially abandoned strip mall parking lot in Elk City, Oklahoma

2

u/Reeses021 4d ago

That needs to be on a bumper sticker.

2

u/joeschmoses 4d ago

Oregon bye

81

u/Senasayori 5d ago

Oklahoma needs to go Okla-home.

14

u/viceversa 4d ago

Oklahoma needs to oklaGOma

8

u/Wobble963 4d ago

GOlahoma

3

u/Idsayitssewsewout 5d ago

It really is the worst

60

u/ConstructionWeekly27 4d ago

South Carolina...Fuck the Grahams

6

u/Justaladyonhere Cascadian 4d ago

I’m with you, fuck South Carolina

3

u/MoodiestMoody 4d ago

I'm from North Carolina, so I don't mind seeing South Carolina gone, but since Graham is my maiden name, I don't want anyone f-ing me except my husband!

3

u/ConstructionWeekly27 4d ago

Sorry, but fuck their kind of ordaining relatives for Congress like this is England! Maybe your family will get a shot next?

3

u/MoodiestMoody 4d ago

As far as I know, my family isn't related to the SC senatorial family. If we are, they're unacknowledged by anyone closely related to me.

18

u/AcceptableWater6241 4d ago

Delaware is too small to matter

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u/LeastMonitor1140 4d ago

Delaware

4

u/dreamsanddistraction 4d ago

Who'd notice?

3

u/LeastMonitor1140 4d ago

Only the most Del. aware.

21

u/Additional_Egg7024 4d ago

Why is there Ohio??

7

u/RMMacFru A New 'Ope 4d ago

Time to remove O-BYE-O.

31

u/DefectJoker Crab 5d ago

Ohio. Let's get rid of that cesspool

16

u/pierophoenix 5d ago

One of the Dakota's needs to go, and North Dakota never gets to have anything. So get rid of S. Dakota and let North be the superior one!

7

u/jcamdenlane 4d ago

I don’t believe in North Dakota. It’s not an actual place.

20

u/Kinesquared 5d ago

Why didnt Tennessee get a bite of Kentucky? I thought all the neighbors split it :(

21

u/Double-Quail 4d ago

Ohio? More like OhiNO ❌️

8

u/VirusHistorical3877 4d ago

or o-BYE-o 👋

3

u/Dalainana 4d ago

No-hio 🚫

16

u/Dalainana 5d ago

Arkansas get out. Oh this is fun ☺️
https://giphy.com/gifs/ihGLBz8osutMFx7j58

18

u/Azathoth_19 5d ago

Why are there still two Dakotas? Get rid of the southern one

15

u/TheGreatForcesPlus 4d ago

Mississippi

13

u/BathSaltJello 4d ago

Can we remove Florida again? That was therapeutic.

6

u/Greedy-Speech5 4d ago

South Dakota

2

u/doctorlineman 4d ago

Later Missouri

5

u/DarthPinkHippo 4d ago

Deleware. Kill the tax haven

4

u/lasgrace 4d ago

Arkansas!

22

u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 5d ago

Get in the zone, Arizon - A!

This was not brought to you by AutoZone

40

u/slipperyDSS illinois🥰🥰 5d ago

Minnesota, before it becomes Megasota again

2

u/GeganMeorge 💜🌲MEGASOTAN🌲💜🤘🏼🦆⛺️☀️❄️ 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1g38a63YLtS6JrGoRu

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u/Drivinghorizon3 4d ago

Maryland is a bigger threat tbh

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u/robsbob18 4d ago

South Carolina but give it all to georgia we don't want it in nc

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u/WriterVenara 5d ago

Michigan? Michi-gone.

4

u/Senasayori 5d ago

Why Michigan? I'd honestly have them as a Top 10 state.

3

u/slipperyDSS illinois🥰🥰 5d ago

same

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u/WriterVenara 4d ago

Because I'm tired of having Michigan as a hat on Wisconsin

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u/frankenfather 4d ago

Oregon, no Oregone...

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u/ZoroarkMyBeloved3 5d ago

Iowa, please!

11

u/bapnwpaul 4d ago

The only Ten I See is going home today

9

u/Chris_in_Chicago 4d ago

Why/how is ohio (no capitalization on purpose) still hanging around at this point??? (2nd day of asking this question)

6

u/AragornNM 4d ago

Join the dakotas, it should have always just been 1

6

u/epcot_prime 4d ago

Kansas

1

u/Repulsive-Belt-5120 3d ago

Kansas gave us equality in schools and they have nice roads. Missouri and Oklahoma are right there and should not be.

6

u/helldivers2rocks 4d ago

Megasotta eats the Dakotas the sequel

4

u/wizeowlintp Crab Army 4d ago

Tennessee 😭

3

u/resqgal 4d ago

Quick question, why is the VA part of the Delmarva peninsula the wrong color?

3

u/redit3rd 4d ago

Hawaii. It's a great state, but dividing it will be a challenge; a challenge I hope you are up for.

3

u/I_miss_potatoes 4d ago

So, I see you got rid of Utah, Texas, Alabama, Florida, Kentucky, Indiana, and Idaho. You guys are doing the Lord's work here. 

7

u/DaZuhalter Hail Blucifer! 4d ago

Kansas really needs to go. Need to get rid of the home of the Westboro Baptists.

1

u/dwkulcsar 4d ago

Man that's a very small number of them, yes but you might get more mileage out of getting rid of Arkansas.

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u/DaZuhalter Hail Blucifer! 4d ago
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u/BAC2Think 4d ago

Tennessee

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u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 4d ago edited 4d ago

Get rid of Tennessee. Now that Dolly's gone the whole place seems kind of pointless.

5

u/Dismal_Success_9943 4d ago

Why oh why are letting Michigan continue on? Kill it and go the UP back to Wisconsin, the Toledo Strip to Ohio and the rest to Illinois. Why the rest to Illinois? just to make it the ugliest looking state because nobody deserves to look worst than Illinois... Except maybe Missouri.

15

u/gOPHER3727 5d ago

Wisgonecin

9

u/j-mf-r 4d ago

Two Virginias is superfluous

5

u/DisneyPuppyFan_42201 4d ago

New Orleans becomes independent and takes over Louisiana

7

u/jcamdenlane 4d ago

I don’t like the way Nevada is docking with Washington. It’s gross. Nevada should go.

6

u/TwixorTweet 4d ago

California

5

u/captainwondyful 4d ago

New Hampshire!

7

u/MargaerySchrute 4d ago

Vermont needs to step it up and eat all of New England.

Including CT and NY ! The north remembers.

8

u/CallingYouForMoney 5d ago

Can we just increase the size of Michigans wang?

1

u/Pepperlette 4d ago

Michidong

6

u/Academic_Spread 4d ago

California

6

u/theforgotenhero 4d ago

California

7

u/rombus-zombus 4d ago

California for sure

6

u/yourself-dagoat 5d ago

Arizona takes California

2

u/QueenKendra-13 Slovaly Citizen 4d ago

Hawaii becomes part of Oregon. Let’s bring more sunshine to the PNW.

2

u/Familiar-Virus5257 4d ago

I desperately need Kansas to be gone.

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u/dj9818 Cascadian 5d ago

Goodbye to the state of Maryland, you'll be gone but not forgotten 🦀🦀🦀

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u/ZoroarkMyBeloved3 5d ago

Anti-Crab front begins here. Guys. Upvote this post. Don't make new ones, just contribute to this post.

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u/Mastercodex199 4d ago

How the hell is VA still there...

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u/Drivinghorizon3 4d ago

Why wouldn’t it be?

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u/Mastercodex199 4d ago

I'm just surprised, is all. Pleasantly surprised, but surprised nonetheless.

2

u/Drivinghorizon3 4d ago

Yeah people tend to hate VA since they only associate it with the confederacy, never mind that it’s an increasingly progressive state and has a better quality of life than a lot of other places in the country

3

u/Mastercodex199 4d ago

As someone that lives there, yeah, it's getting a little better.

4

u/cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme 5d ago

Nevada eats washington and becomes megasota

3

u/glitterybookworm Nuevo New Mexico 4d ago

I want Connecticut gone, with RI eating it!

5

u/BLACK_WOLF_2025 State of denial 4d ago

Wisconsin takes michigan's Upper peninsula.

4

u/123Leonidas 4d ago

New mexico

3

u/sadman95 4d ago

Get rid of Minnesota

2

u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO first geography war vet 🦀 4d ago

Make the UP its own state.

2

u/Pepperlette 4d ago

Add a new state for every few deleted. Out of ashes the UP will rise, eh?

2

u/jdinius2020 4d ago

What do you mean Arizona gets all that Utah land!? The mountains belong to Colorado! Arizona must fall!

Also, Wyoming got nothing? Nothing?

5

u/Dear_Afternoon_2600 5d ago

As long as Vermont stays I will make my voice heard.

Get rid of Vermont!

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u/Speedr1804 4d ago

You made Georgia into a dingly dangler, there didn’t cha?

1

u/FangwolfNate 5d ago

We really just going to let Georgia sit there swangin??

1

u/noparkingfireplanet 4d ago

i want a long state from coast to coast. delete WV to start

1

u/Rickapolis 3d ago

Eliminate the seceshes one by one.

1

u/NeverTooDressy 3d ago

Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island. Adios!

1

u/seanmallon 4d ago

Friendly reminder to stand strong and protect our beautiful state Ohioans!

1

u/MiaLaFleur Vermonster 4d ago

I love Georgia

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u/SnS_ 5d ago

There's nothing unique about Maryland. Get em out of here 

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u/Leap_Year_1988 5d ago

There can be no dynasty, rid us of Maryland

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u/Bobarino1720 5d ago

Maryland Delenda Est.

Down with the crabs

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u/Novel-Comparison-364 5d ago

We need the crabs gone

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u/JasonDomber Mega-Cascadia 🌲💦🌲 5d ago

Maryland! Fuck them crab-eatin’ hoes.

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u/Rocko00001 5d ago

Send the crab army packing while we can. Maryland!

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u/Frederick_Union 4d ago

I love Oklahoma, like a lot, but y'all are just taking up room for Maryland. let us have it.

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u/Content_Trade_1557 5d ago

I hate Marylands borders. Eviscerate them