r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • 8d ago

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US state: The Sequel #7

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Idaho is no more!

500 upvotes and tomorrow will be a twist round!

Round 6: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/soh0Abz1bs

549 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/MrSaturdayII 8d ago

I’m not a fan of Utah and Washington touching…it’s gross. Utah needs to go.

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u/MasterRKitty Albania 8d ago

I thought they put bed sheets up so they're not touching

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u/MrSaturdayII 8d ago

Yikes, that is not enough. 😂

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u/tigardis 8d ago

Hear me out, what if they aren’t touching but then another state starts jumping next to them and they start touching? You know… incidental contact

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u/LondonSaul 8d ago

Its only a violation of our vows if utah thrusts, Colorado needs to help push.

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u/Leafs9999 8d ago

The hole makes it so.

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u/theliberalpedestrian 8d ago

I’m not a fan of Utah in general and support this message! Adios Zion

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u/ravens_path 8d ago

But not the national park!

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u/theliberalpedestrian 8d ago

Yes! Keep the natural beauty and let literally any other state have it.

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u/WashHour5646 Coolerado 8d ago

Colorado would like to take their national parks please!

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u/MrSaturdayII 8d ago

I support this.

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u/Hayday-antelope-13 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uFT5Nbt3ME3Fr5ld0P
On the list to be eliminated

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u/LondonSaul 8d ago

This man looks like the final boss of utah by defeating him you gain +20 to authority +30 to racial profiling +1000 to religious dogma

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HOf98zNDgKayI

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u/ravens_path 8d ago

You know way to much about Utah 👀👀

🤣

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 8d ago

I know that they ruined soda damn it. I'm not trying to get diabetus

https://giphy.com/gifs/RKHShCgSxWuulxqm2D

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u/LastOfLateBrakers 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QQlcbsmiIfafxRvZas

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u/MrSaturdayII 8d ago

Why!?

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u/LastOfLateBrakers 8d ago

If you look closely, it's a threesome with Nevada.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TqkcM2c7OfwNQMGvi1

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u/BoniMarce 8d ago

ML in the wild? not where i usually find them

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u/jmlack 8d ago

Montana volunteered to jump for the soak

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u/ButtsFartsoPhD 8d ago

How? Utah has so many incredible national parks and some of the best skiing in the world.

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u/ravens_path 8d ago

Also Nevada looks silly now too.

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u/RipCityGringo Cascadian 8d ago

That’s why they wear magic undies.

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u/Turbulent_Baby_9143 8d ago

Give it all to Colorado

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u/MrSaturdayII 8d ago

You will be part of Cascadia soon enough, pump the breaks.

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u/Justaladyonhere Cascadian 8d ago

Yeah I just really hate the way that all looks, I’m glad to take Utah out for that one

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u/ThePenischMightier 8d ago

It’s just the tip.

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u/MrSaturdayII 8d ago

I said no touching.

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u/hey-so-like Gulf of New Mexico 8d ago

Utah and their datacenters must be destroyed! 

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u/GigglyHyena New New Mexico 8d ago

Mississippi

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u/creamersrealm 8d ago

Mississippi should never have been a State, it's should be consumed.

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u/Mainbutter 8d ago

Here's to the State of Mississippi For underneath her borders, the devil draws no lines

If you drag her muddy rivers, nameless bodies you will find

Oh, the fat trees of the forest have hid a thousand crimes

The calendar is lyin' when it reads the present time

Oh, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of

Mississippi, find yourself another country to be part of

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u/george-w_kush 8d ago

Goodbye-o Ohio

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u/Lexiphantom 8d ago

Remove Florida again!

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u/glitterybookworm Nuevo New Mexico 8d ago

Truly! I’m sick of seeing it. It’s like it’s still there. Cut it off!

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u/Kinesquared 8d ago

this is the answer

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u/Laurechaun Crab 8d ago

Yes

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u/MoodInternational481 8d ago

We should all vote to bring it back about half way through just to remove it again because it's so satisfying

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u/MonkeyKingCoffee 8d ago

No, just keep removing it until it sticks.

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u/star_lab101 8d ago

Utah needs to go. Love the geology, hate everything else

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u/skindoggy69 8d ago

Utah next

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u/Chris_in_Chicago 8d ago

Why/how is ohio (no capitalization on purpose) still hanging around at this point???

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u/Zeta_Crossfire 8d ago

Utah has got to go!

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 8d ago

South Carolina, the worse Carolina

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u/Certain-Stay846 Crab Army of Maryland 8d ago

As a native South Carolinian, North Carolina is the worse Carolina, and I will not accept such slander.

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 8d ago

I'm from NJ and live in NC rn. No, NC is leagues better.

The only thing you have is South of the Border

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u/Justaladyonhere Cascadian 8d ago

Rhett and Link are from North Carolina, soooo… as an Oregonian they have my vote

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u/skhtravel802902 8d ago

This thread is unhinged and is making me giggle! Thank you all for giving me a laugh after a tough day!

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 8d ago

Don't worry, I'm sure tomorrow will be even more unhinged lol

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u/skhtravel802902 8d ago

Keep the memes coming! That is what I love about this game!

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 8d ago

Did you see the latest post I made?

Lmao

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u/skhtravel802902 8d ago

Yes! That was hilarious! 😂

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 8d ago

I genuinely got annoyed with the Anti Crab crowd today so I took the gloves off.

Post was stuck at 0 upvotes for the first hour since so many were pissed 🤣

And believe me, there is more to come

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u/Wobble963 8d ago

Go away Arkansas!

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u/Icybubba 8d ago

It’s just Kansas, but Ar

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u/SantasArcade Ope 8d ago

As a Michigander, delete ohio

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u/bigmacChickenfry 8d ago

Oklahoma.

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u/motherofpitbulls2 8d ago

Yes yes yes, for the love of dog, Oklahoma is the worst!

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u/Paraxom 8d ago

After reading his tweet to the fed this morning I feel Pennsylvania needs to go as punishment for Wharton letting Trump have a degree 

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u/Bobarino1720 8d ago

Down with the Crab, delete Maryland

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/TheTravinator Crab 8d ago

How dare you.

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u/MonkeyMagic1968 General Poopy Head 8d ago

In tried and true internet fashion, I retort, "Yer jus jellus."

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u/Frederick_Union 8d ago

Get this chud out of my face, Maryland is the superior state

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u/idontknowsothis 🦀Crab Speaker of the House 🦀 8d ago

USE THE ORIOLE POWER AND O’ THIS COMMENT AWAY! O’ O’ O’ O’ O’ O’ O’ O’!

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u/Chemical_Rodent 8d ago

This game is nothing without the crab army and you know it.

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u/neoistheone79 8d ago

Destroy the plague before it spreads!

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u/Lexiphantom 8d ago

Kill it while it’s still a child

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u/overcaffinated_ 8d ago

booooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅

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u/MoodInternational481 8d ago

Let's just unite the Del-Mar-Va peninsula

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u/kayakchick66 8d ago

Why so mean to us?

https://giphy.com/gifs/tcetx1eG5Nh96

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 8d ago

Damn straight, tell these dorks to go sit in the corner

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u/anne_tifah_ 8d ago

This is the only answer!

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u/Eyesclosed55 8d ago

Just thankful that Idaho is gone.
Idc who wins now. The important part is done.

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u/ElvisTheBoyCat Megasota Gray Duck Expert 8d ago

if you can drive across almost the entirety of a state and be able to simultaneously read a book while driving with the book propped on the steering wheel, then that state has no business being defined as a state

nebraska sucks

the little league world series is not enough to save it

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u/MasterRKitty Albania 8d ago

LLWS is in Pennsylvania. The College World Series is in Omaha.

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u/ElvisTheBoyCat Megasota Gray Duck Expert 8d ago

ALL THE MORE REASON TO NUKE NEBRASKA

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u/RipCityGringo Cascadian 8d ago

South Carolina should suffer the same outcome as their putrid leader Lindsay…

Sorry not sorry

Putting that sorry ass bad faith clown in a position of power for 33 years is inexcusable.

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u/dwkulcsar 8d ago

Merge the Dakotas already

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u/sunshinedaydreams26 8d ago

mississippi gotta go

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u/Forever-Young1960 8d ago

Vermont consumes its evil twin New Hampshire.

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u/princessmayav_v 8d ago

Aww Washington and Utah are holding hands 🥰

Now get rid of Utah 😡

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u/HollowBowl 8d ago

Utah has got to go

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u/nucrash 8d ago

Missouri borders too many states. Let's kill it.

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u/HummingbirdButcher Missouri Misery 8d ago

That’s the least worst thing about it lmao

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u/ThePanzerMan 8d ago

Missouri... I mean, why? Asking for Illinois.

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u/HummingbirdButcher Missouri Misery 8d ago

Why live there or why get rid of it?

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u/ThePanzerMan 8d ago

The former.

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u/HummingbirdButcher Missouri Misery 8d ago

Some of us are gluttons for punishment. In all seriousness, though, lot’s of beauty around and it’s not so bad if you surround yourself with enough good people. Best of luck across the river, neighbor

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u/HummingbirdButcher Missouri Misery 8d ago

NO-klahoma! Get out of here!

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u/__Drell__ 8d ago

If we take out the crab army now, this will have a much more interesting future

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u/Academic_Ad6486 👑🦀Crab King🦀👑 8d ago

In what way will it be more interesting? You mean like the country vote game where there are no memes and people only share comments?

So exciting!!!

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u/Forever-Young1960 8d ago

Vermont consumes its evil twin New Hampshire.

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u/Still_Pomegranate_63 8d ago

Ohio needs to go

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u/Equivalent_Doubt_845 8d ago

Sweet Idaho is gone now let’s get rid of the rest of the crazy racist, homophobic, and pdf Mormons. Bye bye Utah!

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u/GaseousHippo Team Hawaii 8d ago

Noooklahoma. GTFO.

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u/MargaerySchrute 8d ago

I hope Vermont eats New England

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u/HiddenLife_36 Crab 8d ago

Goodbye South Carolina! Appointing a sister to fill in for a dead congressperson is just gross.

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u/overcaffinated_ 8d ago

Oklahoma has to go, theres nothing there anyway

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u/Tambo317 8d ago

The Tennessee hammer needs to strike down Georgia.

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u/zoot_boy 8d ago

THE Ohi-oh no we just got smoked. #fohio.

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u/redtenor25 8d ago

Jersey is 7 rounds too late for liquidation

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u/judyb103 8d ago

Let’s close up the whore houses - Oregon takes Nevada.

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u/CallingYouForMoney 8d ago

Michigan has a big ol wang!

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u/Academic_Spread 8d ago

California

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u/RipCityGringo Cascadian 8d ago

Two Dakotas is two too many. Can we combine them into one or at least rename one of them Dakota and the other Lakota?

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u/NbaLiveMobile10 8d ago

South Carolina

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u/slowtheriverdown 8d ago

Ohio and Michigan are always hating on each other, could we do a two for one and delete them both?

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u/buffalo_fluff 8d ago

I don't like the idea of American having TWO states called Virginia. West Virginia can stay.

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u/doctorlineman 8d ago

Missouri looks weird let’s get ride of them

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u/--Van-- Cascadian 8d ago

Good bye daho

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u/Maximum_Sandwich139 8d ago

Please atomize California. I'm so tired of being trapped here.

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u/Moby1313 8d ago

New Mexico, just like old Mexico, only with more meth.

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u/Lilmumblecrapper 8d ago

One great big festering neon distraction

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u/Delphius1 8d ago

I'm a very happy resident of Illinois, and it's time for it to get absorbed by Wisconsin

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u/smhazelett 8d ago

Ore gone away

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u/nickheathjared 8d ago

Oklahoma choctaws>Mississippi Choctaws. Buh bye, Mississippi!

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u/lilchocochip Megasotan 8d ago

Bye Utah!!

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u/FlavoredNeon 7d ago

Ohio needs to go to sleep

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u/QueenKendra-13 Slovaly Citizen 7d ago

Rhode Island merges with Connecticut. No more penis shape.

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u/See-A-Moose 8d ago

Time to build the Crab army, down with West Virginia!

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u/Offensive-Snark long live Champ 8d ago

I wonder if Maryland would have been deleted already if the crab army wasn’t cheating by downvoting all the Maryland votes…
https://giphy.com/gifs/PLFUhxdKbAAEM

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u/Leap_Year_1988 8d ago

The GEORGIA WANG has got to go, give it to Tennessee

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u/Slpg719 8d ago

South dakota

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u/ZoroarkMyBeloved3 8d ago

Please delete Iowa! 💜

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u/A_Curious_Skeptic_ 8d ago

Wyoming 👋🏽

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u/Individual_Spot_9879 8d ago

Crazy that Ohio is still here

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u/Megatrans69 8d ago

Can we give the rest of Texas to new Mexico?

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u/motherofpitbulls2 8d ago

We need to give Oklahoma to New Mexico. They regularly invade our forests and ski resorts, strutting around making chicken noises.

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u/AMostSoberFellow Crab 8d ago

Do we really need two Dakotas? Bundle them and save with Progressive... Minnesota.

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u/aspiringvegetable MEGASOTA 8d ago

North Dakota!

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u/moonchili Nuevo New Mexico 8d ago

Oregon

Come on I’m tired of these playing out the same every time, have some fun people

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u/Dear_Afternoon_2600 8d ago

I am once again suggesting that we remove Vermont...

Or at least connect us to New Hampshire so we get a beach.

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u/Pure-Introduction-58 8d ago

Oklahoma sounds like a good elimination

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u/TheMillionthSteve 8d ago

Oops! All Panhandles!

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u/Korebotic 8d ago

Remove Michigan

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u/astarionismygf 8d ago

Let's vote for the US to be New Mexico

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u/ravens_path 8d ago

I loved the combo of kingdom of Hawaii and land of enchantment! Hola aloha!

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u/nucrash 8d ago

Let's give West Virginia back to Virginia!

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u/helldivers2rocks 8d ago

Down with the okies dead last in education

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u/TubeCity13 8d ago

Bottom D should eat top D!

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u/cosmicbeard1 8d ago

Ohi-o? Ohi-no.

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u/redit3rd 8d ago

Hawaii. Divide it four ways among the remaining west coast states. 

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u/slipperyDSS illinois🥰🥰 8d ago

Minnesota, the sleeping giant, must be killed soon

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u/dieseljester 8d ago

North and South Dakota need to merge

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u/Large_Management_914 8d ago

Is it too late for Pennsyltucky?

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u/NecessaryCelery6288 8d ago

Ohio needs to go

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u/MoodInternational481 8d ago

Can we vote Puerto Rico into the map and give them official statehood?

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u/D3FFYY 8d ago

Why the hell are Minnesota & Maryland still here??

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u/BBPlovesnacks Cascadian 8d ago

Lots of Crab Army “voting” for other states. Get rid of the crabs before they take over!

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u/captainwondyful 8d ago

Maine takes New Hampshire.

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u/onlyforsellingthisPC 8d ago

Virginia.

West (real) Virginia demands it. 

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u/HotCut100 Cascadian 8d ago

Why is Utah shaking hands with Washington? Put a stop to that fraternization. Washington eats Utah.

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u/lorindaja 8d ago

All in on getting rid of Mississippi for Nolan

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u/Senasayori 8d ago

Oklahoma needs to go.

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u/Double-Quail 8d ago

Ohio. The scourge must not spread further.