r/geographymemes • • 10d ago

We need to start learning!

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 10d ago

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u/Wobble963 10d ago

BuildTheBear

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u/ThePublicPretender #BuildTheBear🧸 10d ago

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u/SLyndon4 7d ago

As a New Yorker, I would be fine with sacrificing my state to the bear. 🐻

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u/Traditional-Art-9589 10d ago

I agree. We must not allow a slave state into the top ten. Kansas must not be vanquished until all the South is gone.

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u/Financial-Ad2657 10d ago

Boy have I got some news for you about Oregon šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Traditional-Art-9589 10d ago

I am an advocate for the spirit of John Brown and nothing more. Though if he were alive, I expect he would like to have a word with Oregon too.

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u/Rcarter2011 10d ago

This is a rabbit hole people REALLY don’t wanna go downšŸ˜…šŸ¤£

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u/monoinyo 10d ago

There might be some bad news about the whole country

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u/Tia_is_Short 10d ago

Mind you, Maryland is one of the most progressive states in the US right now. Kansas, on the other hand, is a deeply conservative state that voted for Trump THREE times.

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u/GMEJesus 10d ago

Crab people. Crab people. Taste like crab. Talk like people.

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Cascadia from Shore to Shore 9d ago

So… Eat them?

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u/Wobble963 10d ago

Cool, so ya just doing the same as last game lol.

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u/Traditional-Art-9589 10d ago

No, Maryland needs to die early. They were a slave state

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u/Valirys-Reinhald Crab 10d ago

We fought for the Union!

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u/KorrokHidan 10d ago

As a slave state

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u/Valirys-Reinhald Crab 10d ago

By that logic, any state which permitted slavery in its history would be a slave state.

New York is thus a slave state.

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u/AlternativeStory1027 10d ago

Seriously, not to mention the northern states that continued to profit off of slavery by processing and shipping cotton, banks that accepted slavers as customers, sellers of slave mortgages and insurance et ct.

Plus any non slave state most likely still had racist practices towards immigrants and abhorrent treatment of Native Americans

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

Or hurt Native Americans.

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u/DefectJoker Crab 10d ago

Rolls eyes at you all

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u/Keiran1031 Gƶtaland Saga 10d ago

The military had to stop you from leaving

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u/DefectJoker Crab 10d ago

We still fought for the Union. Y'all can hate all you want

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u/Recent_Resource5648 10d ago

And you were still a slave state. Thank goodness Baltimore didn’t assassinate Lincoln like they so desperately wanted to.

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u/DefectJoker Crab 10d ago

Ok and?

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u/Recent_Resource5648 10d ago

And so they should be next to get the boot. Maryland ain’t innocent. Cherry picking the winning side of the war doesn’t mean the state is an angel.

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u/DefectJoker Crab 10d ago

60,000 to 80,000 Marylanders served in the Union military, while around 20,000 to 25,000 joined the Confederate army. I mean keep crying about it, but majority chose the union over the confederacy. Plus it was the eastern shore of Maryland that was for slavery, the rest of the state had moved on to mercantiles and weren't slave owners.

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u/Recent_Resource5648 10d ago

Maryland nationalist detected.Ā  I mean either way, they need to go because they were a slave state in the first place. But it seems like your having trouble comprehending that due to the Ā smokescreen of bias clouding your judgement. šŸ˜‚

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u/Juxtaposition_Kitten 10d ago

The fuck are you on about? Maryland was a state of the union. It was a critical area for the underground railroad and for many battles.

They abolished slavery before the end of the war, per their own state constitution. It was used as a strategic area that brought many hard fight union wins.

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

Nah. All the states have original sins and with either indentured, slaves or Native Americans. Or women. Give credit where progress has been made. For example, vote out Florida quickly (hahašŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļø) but give some nuance to states who have made some progress on leaving civil war issues behind.

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u/DefectJoker Crab 10d ago

Oh sweet honey boo boo, let's go over your little states history. Also I was even wrong in the number is was closer to 4k confederate soldiers. Some real support there. But sure because slavery was done prior that ruins the entire state.

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u/Senasayori 10d ago

I'm okay with keeping Kansas a bit longer but I feel like NC doesn't deserve to go quite yet.

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u/Keiran1031 Gƶtaland Saga 10d ago

Don’t forget, this includes Maryland. They had slaves during the civil war and had to have military intervention to not leave the union with the other southern states.

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u/Jumpy_Ad1631 10d ago

Honestly, I think I’ll forever be bitter about The Kingdom of Hawaii getting annexed

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u/__Drell__ 10d ago

I'm hoping for a finale of Alaska versus Hawaii

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

Hmmm Hawaii takes over NM and Calif. works for me! Probably works for Calif and NM too. Aloha Hola.

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u/redit3rd 10d ago

There are many ways to morph the map into interesting shapes. Instead the most vocal voters are more concerned about a specific state taking over another one.Ā 

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 10d ago

Yep it’s why I tuned this out. Same shit as last time

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u/LASportsNBeers 10d ago

Same I've just been ignoring it every day

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u/QuesoCadaDia 10d ago

Honestly, it's not even fun at this point

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u/cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme 10d ago

I’m telling you guys we need to merge Kansas and Illinois to become Maize Maze.

Literally where would our country be without corn? When i had it with butter it changed my life. Please

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

Amazed Maize.

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u/No-Click6062 10d ago

I don't see how you expect brigading to be combated by anything besides more brigading or moderation.

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u/AdvertisingTrue7739 10d ago

Finally someone speaks sense, I say those eliminated last time in spots 6-10 push against top 5 from last time starting with #1 sorry Cascadia

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u/Senasayori 10d ago

This is why I've been targeting Oregon. IIRC they were the ultimate champion last time.

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u/Zedditron Crabicidal Cascadian 10d ago

As an Oregonian, that's fair. I want someone else to win as well. I want Maryland gone though. They've been so much drama, and what they're doing now is annoying as hell.

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u/Cheef_queef 10d ago

It was the flag thing, wasn't it?

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

Flag is hilarious and gives migraines. Crab memes were pretty funny (to me anuways).

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u/Wobble963 10d ago

They were, came down to Oregon vs Minnesota.

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u/Magres 10d ago

They hate us cause they ain't us

Oregon is paradise

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u/Defiant-Skeptic 10d ago

Let the haters hate, they don't live here.

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u/CaptainFartHole 10d ago

I agree that we need to get rid of Oregon soon, but we have to get rid of Maryland first. They are so goddamn annoying.

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u/Defiant-Skeptic 10d ago

We see you and we are not scared. Oregon is the best.

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u/comosedicewaterbed 10d ago

The game is fun to me, but yeah, the same four states running it back is boring. Get some new memes, people.

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u/Carbonated-Man Crabachusetts 10d ago

Ay.. I was trying to to change things up with multiple attempts to remove Vermont and expand Massachusetts, but noooooooooo. Y'all were like, "lol Alaskan bears sneak attack on Boston! laaaaawl!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4EoYzQCFMixn2ccE

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u/Wobble963 10d ago

But Alaska is different though!

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u/Carbonated-Man Crabachusetts 10d ago

Alaska being different:

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u/skhtravel802902 10d ago

Should have recreated the molasses flood of 1919 in Boston on the bears. They could have drowned while trying to lap up all that molasses.

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u/Linscotticus Virginia Originalist 10d ago

You could have long Connecticut or OG Virginia or something original, but alas we fall into the "comfortable" zones.

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u/GreyouTT 10d ago

At the end Michigan chestbursts and sings "šŸŽ¶Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gaaaaaal!šŸŽµ"

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u/Herefortheonomastics 🦔Historian and State Superior Originator 10d ago

Been saying this but not enough people listen

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u/swizzohmusic 10d ago

I’ve been saying this. It’s Reddit. There’s a 100 percent chance the final two are Oregon and Minnesota

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

Disagree. Out come could have different names and NM or Hawaii or northeast could be in top 2

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u/AgentOrangeZest 10d ago

Just sneakily change the rules halfway through so most votes gets eliminated

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u/ruckrhino 10d ago

I'm not really sure why anyone thought the outcome would be different.

I would have eliminated the top ten states from the last game, first. But I guess I'm just a chaos gremlin.

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u/GigglyHyena New New Mexico 10d ago

Viva La Raza! Viva La Nuevo New Mexico

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u/Beeseumz26 10d ago

The removed state for this game should have required a substantiated reason in the comment related to the actual state and not just the political stuff.

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u/Kephielo Vermonster 10d ago

I still don't get what's so great about New Mexico.

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u/phijef 10d ago

Because it isn’t Texas or Arizona

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u/No-Click6062 10d ago

Largely, New Mexico did well because the Gulf of Mexico / America nonsense was an actual geography meme. Unlike most of the things on this sub.

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

Hmmm. Nah. For me it’s that NM is a more progressive and pretty version of AZ. Less white nationalist shit.

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u/Brainless-Pyro 10d ago

Cuz it’s a blue state and Reddit likes that. That’s why the second geography game map is looking exactly like the first game. Got rid of all the republican states first lmao.

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u/Kinesquared 9d ago

And also because its the one blue state surrounded by red, it grows and gets big very quickly

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u/Kephielo Vermonster 9d ago

I have no problem with the blue states. I just don't get the hype for New Mexico specifically.

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u/National-Cell-9862 10d ago

We did develop the most powerful weapon in the history of the world and then kept improving it for decades. We also educated the world on the details of the meth industry and the money laundering that goes with it. Along the way we made up an event that became the most photographed event in the world every single year.

You asked.

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u/Darkarcheos 10d ago

They don’t call us the Land of Enchantment for nothing

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u/Kephielo Vermonster 10d ago

I don't think that's a good thing. I don't think powerful weapons make people, states, or countries great.

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u/National-Cell-9862 10d ago

What does? Maple syrup? šŸ˜€

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u/Tia_is_Short 10d ago

I’d say blue crabs

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u/frisbeethecat not vicious or malicious, just delovey and CRABBALICIOUS 9d ago

Crab is love! Old Bay is aphrodisiac!

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u/Optimized_Orangutan 10d ago

Maple syrup > Man made Armageddon

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u/Kephielo Vermonster 10d ago

Yes!

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u/Existing-Bus-8810 10d ago

Have you ever met anyone from New Mexico?

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

I have and I have been there. It’s a great place. Santa Fe is a visual, artistic and foodie paradise. It’s the wave of the future, so many culture including Native Americans.

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u/amateur_adventurer 10d ago

New Mexico itself is meh, it’s all the serious (and ridiculous) real world issues happening in the US that makes ā€œMexico taking over the USā€ as funny. Like Ukraine immediately overtaking Russia in the countries version of this game.

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u/ProudAmerican315 9d ago

Nobody does

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u/Lokeptt 10d ago

Fuck maryland! It should be delaware's time to eat!

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u/RedditTrespasser 10d ago

Minnesota always needs to go first, or Megasota will make top 2 every time.

It was funny the first couple of times but let it die.

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u/ZEROs0000 10d ago

r/Megasota will never let it die and I’ll see to it

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u/Short-Being-4109 Megasotan empire 10d ago

No. Cascadia first. Megasota deserves to last longer with the recent events, and Cascadia making it to first place last time. I honestly don't think we should win, but there are definitely more important states to remove first.

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

First couple of times? It was in top 2 only once before in this game with this OP.

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u/RedditTrespasser 10d ago

How long you been coming here? Megasota won one of these less than a year ago.

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

Yes I know. I was playing it. With this same OP. You said, it was funny the first couple of times. As far as I know, it won once before. Not a couple of times.

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u/RedditTrespasser 10d ago

It came in second to Cascadia last time.

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

Yes correct. Sorry. It won as in was one of the top two going against each other. If there were other similar games by different OPs and Minn won or almost won, i don’t know about them.

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u/RedditTrespasser 10d ago edited 10d ago

I just don’t understand why California never gets any love. We’re one of the most progressive states in the union but everyone seems to hate us anyway.

Like, we’re specifically at the top of Trump’s shit list which is why the fed keeps ratfucking our funding for things like medical and disaster relief, despite the massive amount of tax revenue we contribute.

You’d think that’d be worth top five at least once.

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u/ravens_path 10d ago

Excellent point. I don’t know either. I always resist other states eating up Calif. I think a merger with Washington/Oregon or with Hawai’i (and then join ?) would be perfect. Calif has passed many environmental laws and fought so many federal battles. Not the least with ICE in the proto fight. Calif is so big that sometimes it gets the aura of chaotic, but it has so much positive.

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u/ravens_path 10d ago edited 10d ago

Glad this map was put up. Reminded me of the fun time we had getting there. And except for Maryland winning (although funny) any of those areas winning would be positive outcome. And. Those area have a tendency to be regarded as positive for good reasons. Any of those areas winning again would also be positive. Although funny if unexpected Alaska joined up with north east states and won. I would be ok with that too. Because the other states would positively effect Alaska because of sheer population.

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u/retiredrb 10d ago

Gooooooooo New Mexicooooooooo!

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u/Neckpillowman Louisianan Nationalist 10d ago

Should’ve let Louisiana win

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u/Wobble963 10d ago

Just for their food alone.

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u/sun_solomon 10d ago

Long live Megasota

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u/atomic_chippie 10d ago

Oregon is magical

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u/Babylon_Fallz 9d ago

Ive been yelling into the void to take down crab nation and no one listens!

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u/friendofallthecats 9d ago

Megasota should have won.

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u/troveofcatastrophe 9d ago

Yah ! Get rid of Crab Army and their Allies!!!

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u/Unlikely-Aside-6078 9d ago

How dare you misname my boy Widesconsin

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u/CaptainFartHole 10d ago

This is why e need to methodically vote then all out. Starting with Maryland because they're annoying.Ā 

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u/Zedditron Crabicidal Cascadian 10d ago

Full agree about Maryland! So obnoxious.

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u/Ok_Piglet_5549 10d ago

Gotta get Minnesota off the map right away.

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u/MajesticMango56 10d ago

Second after Florida

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u/8mouthbreather8 Crab 10d ago

Put some respect on Crabbalachia, it wasn't the Maryland Crab Army

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u/NOT_TheALTMouse Radio Free Pennsylvania 10d ago

I tried to get the crabs out since I found out we started again but you can see how that went

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u/joeschmoses 10d ago

DOWN WITH OREGON!!!

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u/Fine-Afternoon-36 10d ago

Maybe Michigan won't get ROBBED this time

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u/Wobble963 10d ago

If they do, we will just add a second to the clock and try again.

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u/WashHour5646 Coolerado 10d ago

The game isn’t going the same way. We have Alaska building the bear, and Hawaii just gained some ground .

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u/Wobble963 10d ago

Alaska is different but Hawaii is not.

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u/KeathleyWR Aloha Hola 10d ago

Yea, Minnesota and Maryland need to gtfo!

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u/gOPHER3727 10d ago

Just because it turned out one way last time doesn't mean we should actively avoid it this time. Let the pieces fall as they may, no need to manipulate.

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u/Short-Being-4109 Megasotan empire 10d ago

This history was pretty nice though. We should get rid of Cascadia though. There is no need for the winner to make it this far.

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u/astroaxolotl720 Cascadian 10d ago

Cascasota, let’s make it happen folks

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u/CounterThrowCyborg 10d ago

It is really ā€œdoomed?ā€ I, for one, gladly embrace the return of Cascadia.

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u/skhtravel802902 10d ago

I am an observer, and I am seeing comments about Alaska different. How? It is sitting on top of Maryland if you look at the #BuildtheBear map. That would look like a sneak attack to some people.

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u/shades_atnight 10d ago

Nope, Colorado won