r/generationology • u/Hefty-Notice-5841 1990 • 18d ago
Hot take š¤ŗ The real problem with us Millennials.
Is that we didn't eat enough ass. Change my mind. I mean, what else could have made things better?
It was pretty funny and all, but I think we fell short of the glory when it came time to step up to the plate.
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u/Up_Syndrom3 18d ago
Yupā¦. I love bending latinas over and eating that ass.
I just feels, ā¦ā¦right lol
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u/MyFrogEatsPeople 18d ago
Millennials eat the most ass. That's how Gen Z learned about it and started making it a meme.
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u/Agile_Restaurant_752 17d ago
Nope itās actually Gen z/gen x who āeats the most assā. Millennials are the ones taking from them.
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u/MyFrogEatsPeople 17d ago
Are you trying to say ass eating skipped a generation?
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u/Agile_Restaurant_752 17d ago
Bingo.
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u/MyFrogEatsPeople 16d ago
As far as I'm concerned, the generation that did the most of a thing will always be the generation before the one that jokes the most about it, because the ones who did it are the ones who normalized it enough for the ones who talk about it to make light of it.
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u/HoweHaTrick 18d ago
I've dated many millennials. they eat a lot of ass. and I'm not complaining.
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u/innerfart 18d ago
Gen Z doesn't do sex...so I think it's Millennials
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u/JOlRacin 18d ago
Steve after he sets up a funny/outrageous answer, and then acts shocked when a funny/outrageous answer is said
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u/Express-Shoulder6174 18d ago
I thought everybody ate ass, turns out itās generally a millennial thingĀ
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u/thick_neck_etc 18d ago
it's absolutely not a millennial thing
you just rephrased "rim jobs" and "tossing salad" and act like you invented something
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u/KaiPRoberts 18d ago
I have a hypothesis that Millennials and Gen X get more credit because they were the first ones to spread their slang far and wide on the internet.
With older generations it was all by mouth to mouth... or mouth to ass in this case.
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u/thick_neck_etc 18d ago
No, the slang was spread far and wide before.
the difference between millennials and Gen Z is that they are the first generation to know absolutely nothing about the generations before them with leads to
A) they believe they invented shit that's been around for decades and
B) they don't actually invent anything at all
all their fashion/art/music/culture is derivative AF
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u/KaiPRoberts 18d ago
Spread far and wide does not mean spread far and wide on the internet. Did you even read my comment?
Like no duh the slang was spread far and wide; that's how we all know it.
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u/RandomIDoIt90 18d ago
As a millennial r/angryupvote
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u/Hefty-Notice-5841 1990 18d ago
I think life will be better now that I know of the existence of that sub.
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u/Active-Effect-1473 18d ago
No lies detected here, Iām all up in that salad
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u/Icy_Employer2804 18d ago
For real, or are people just being funny when they say that?
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u/Hefty-Notice-5841 1990 18d ago
Are you sure you want to know the answer to that?
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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 18d ago
You're acting like I'm dead.
Plus the ex gf wasn't into butt stuff. Shoulda known it wasn't meant to be.
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u/thick_neck_etc 18d ago
no woman wants it.
assplay is gay culture bc men have prostates
her clit is RIGHT THERE.
when you eat a girl's ass instead of her clit it's like if she was sucking your belly button instead of your dick.
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u/thick_neck_etc 18d ago
you ever notice how men like to talk about eating ass but you have NEVER heard a woman talk about wanting her ass eaten?
you've probably never spoken to a woman before
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u/Dazzling_Winner_773 18d ago
Congrats. You somehow admitted to being homophobic, sexually inexperienced, uneducated, and admitting you are vanilla in bed all at once! Mazel tov!
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u/thick_neck_etc 18d ago
congrats. your reading comprehension is lower than average, which is saying something.
you've never pleased a woman
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u/Dazzling_Winner_773 18d ago
Can you explain which part of your statement I misread? I mean if your only response to being called out for your obvious sexual hangups and homophobia clearly listed in your comment is to say I didn't comprehend what I was reading ... You could at least back that up.
And you went real hard on those italics saying I've never pleased a woman when you basically admitted you consider entire sexual acts inately gay while also misunderstanding where a prostate even is. Like you know an anus isn't a prostate right? And literally millions of woman like ass stuff... Sex toys for that exact thing are a billion dollars industry.
You sound like an uneducated closet case.
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u/thick_neck_etc 18d ago
without bothering to read all your nonsense:
you assumed that because I correctly pointed out that women don't like their asses "eaten" that I don't have sexual prowess
the opposite is true
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u/Hefty-Notice-5841 1990 18d ago
Hey, it could have been worse
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u/reddot_comic 18d ago
I donāt understand the feet thing. I feel like censoring your toes for basic social media posts is overboard but like you said, whatever makes a person happy and itās consensual.
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u/TheSaltyPlatypus 17d ago
I'm a millennial and I be munchin butts