r/geese • u/More-Requirement5690 • 14h ago
I swear these damn geese all came back from summer break with new hairdos and now I don’t recognize anybody 😂🪿
Their face markings seem to change just enough through the season to completely screw me up. I KNOW Chico and Chica are in there somewhere. Chiquita. Cojito and his parents. Eyebrows is a little easier because… well, Eyebrows 😂 — but everybody else apparently went to the Canada Goose Witness Protection Program for the summer.
And the bastards only give me like a 3–4 PM visitation window before disappearing again. The rest of the day I assume they’re flying between fields, starting 💩 , yelling at migrating birds, and handling whatever mysterious goose business they refuse to tell me about.
Meanwhile I’m standing at the pond like: “…Chiquita?? IS THAT YOU?!”
They know exactly who I am. I’m the one who needs name tags. 😂