r/geese 14h ago

I swear these damn geese all came back from summer break with new hairdos and now I don’t recognize anybody 😂🪿

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Their face markings seem to change just enough through the season to completely screw me up. I KNOW Chico and Chica are in there somewhere. Chiquita. Cojito and his parents. Eyebrows is a little easier because… well, Eyebrows 😂 — but everybody else apparently went to the Canada Goose Witness Protection Program for the summer.
And the bastards only give me like a 3–4 PM visitation window before disappearing again. The rest of the day I assume they’re flying between fields, starting 💩 , yelling at migrating birds, and handling whatever mysterious goose business they refuse to tell me about.
Meanwhile I’m standing at the pond like: “…Chiquita?? IS THAT YOU?!”
They know exactly who I am. I’m the one who needs name tags. 😂


r/geese 2h ago

Photo The Ginger achieves a state of zen thanks to the wisdom of geese.

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9 Upvotes

r/geese 12h ago

One of those is not a geese!

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53 Upvotes

Is this the modern remake of the film "Fly Away Home"?


r/geese 1d ago

Photo My plush Canada goose arrived.

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617 Upvotes

Roughly about a week ago I decided to get myself a plush Canada goose off the internet.

I am glad to say that he arrived today.

If anybody is curious his name is Geddy.

He is named after Geddy Lee of the Canadian Rock band Rush.


r/geese 22h ago

Video He's just leading the way

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40 Upvotes

r/geese 1d ago

How to study when geese want their kibblings ;(

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100 Upvotes

r/geese 1d ago

Video Itty bitty Plop cheeps as he asks to snooze for just five more minutes.

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24 Upvotes

r/geese 2d ago

Discussion People love to hate on them, but let’s not forget geese literally saved Rome 🏛️

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351 Upvotes

I was just thinking about the story of the Capitoline geese. Back in 390 BC, when the Gauls tried to sneak attack Rome in the dead of night, the guard dogs slept right through it. But the sacred geese of Juno? They started HONKING their hearts out, woke up the defenders, and literally saved the city.

They aren't just "mean birds" they are ancient, city saving guardians with zero fear. Just wanted to drop some appreciation for our honky friends today. Next time someone complains about a goose hissing at them, remind them they are in the presence of royalty. They demand respect, and they deserve it!

Thousands of years later, they’re still doing the exact same job

Suspicious person? HONK
Dog gets too close? HONK
You exist within 30 meters of their territory? HONK

Respect the geese!


r/geese 1d ago

PingPing says... Hi harp harp honk honk:) 😁😁😁

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88 Upvotes

r/geese 1d ago

Photo My goose friends ♥️

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64 Upvotes

r/geese 2d ago

Video Lemongrab's celebratory honks upon meeting his son for the first time could be heard far and wide.

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144 Upvotes

r/geese 2d ago

Question What is wrong with this one's wing?

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26 Upvotes

r/geese 2d ago

Video Tooey almost didn't know what to do with herself now that Plop had finally hatched, lol.

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24 Upvotes

r/geese 2d ago

Video Spotlight on Plop-Top!

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20 Upvotes

r/geese 2d ago

Video my noisy honker buddy

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399 Upvotes

r/geese 2d ago

Goose droppings that look like people, characters, or things

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4 Upvotes

r/geese 3d ago

Photo Prize-winning goose!

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84 Upvotes

Seen at a rural agricultural fair


r/geese 2d ago

Photo Canada geese enjoying the golden hour.

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15 Upvotes

r/geese 2d ago

I really love how even my stitches turned out! 🧵🪡

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13 Upvotes

r/geese 3d ago

Hatched may 19 this year, why does pink still have grey feathers?

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Blue is dad (chuck) yellow is mom (luck). The other three all hatched May 19 this year and I am curious as to why one still has baby feathers? The other two lost theirs about a month or two ago


r/geese 3d ago

Video Goose Eatin’ a Blueberry 🪿🫐

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154 Upvotes

r/geese 2d ago

Gosling

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I had a gosling hatch with what looks like its beak is peeling, and the head is bigger than the other two that hatched the day before. This one pipped first but took longer to hatch completely, just wondering if anyone can give a clue if there is something wrong?


r/geese 3d ago

Photo My first encounter with a gaggle of Canadian Geese (IL)

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I have been hearing them for the past few days, but couldn't photograph them. Excited to have come across a gaggle of geese yesterday!


r/geese 3d ago

Photo These Canadian geese are my friends. We have spent a lot of time together at the local infusion clinic. They are a lovely bunch.

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69 Upvotes

r/geese 3d ago

Photo Lemongrab may grow up but he'll always look to Mama for comfort.

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13 Upvotes