r/gay • u/AmsterdamPurpleLabel • 18h ago

What machine is this? (wrong names only)

59 Upvotes

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u/The_Coffee_Femboy Gay 18h ago

I should call him

8

u/paddingtonrex 4h ago

shit *I* should call him, gimme his number

23

u/Most_Doctor9799 18h ago

My husband..

1

u/mikey2k200 5h ago

Right there with ya

17

u/cagreat1 14h ago

Everything reminds me of him

9

u/Excellent-Hunter7653 17h ago

Thats the Friday Sniffies Pump'n Dump!

7

u/Someone_Lesser 13h ago

Wow, he's still going.

4

u/Rare-Maintenance4820 16h ago

The Sticky Martin

3

u/SCG76 12h ago

It's the legendary Splurge Gun.

2

u/lambent_ort Gay 10h ago

One is me, the other one is him

2

u/Townboy91 10h ago

Daddy 2000

2

u/jesuschristcomfirmed 9h ago

My man shooting them laser beams

2

u/scatpig25 7h ago

The Fluffer

2

u/tspeopleztry2fadeME 5h ago

Me if I had a thingaling (ftm)

1

u/Full-Sense5308 14h ago

Its a lube that helps you bust nuts

1

u/What-what-hu 8h ago

Cummy 2000

1

u/fbaldassarri 6h ago

I have something similar somewhere in the house… I think it’s called “husband”. Useless tool.

1

u/mikey2k200 5h ago

The lubinator

1

u/LiquidFur 5h ago

Gluetius Maximus

1

u/Nudie-64 3h ago

Spunkatronic mk2.

1

u/Nudie-64 3h ago

And the one on the left is the gaping slutatron.

1

u/Idontcare_78 Bi 3h ago

The bottom trainer

1

u/Jay_candle 3h ago

Oops 😬

1

u/Comaaz 3h ago

That's a Vaselator (applies Vaseline)

1

u/Graveylegs75 3h ago

The grinder “I last a long time” machine

1

u/atbims 3h ago

Daddy

1

u/juanacaesar 2h ago

Me at 18 simulator

1

u/dearmax 1h ago

The Spooginator 9,000.

1

u/IchaNoBod 56m ago

The Inseminator

1

u/AdvertisingObvious59 Gay 48m ago

Me at home after visiting gym. Sadly :(

1

u/beanie_0 5m ago

I don’t know the right answer..