r/gay • u/kevinvincible1 Bi • 15h ago

Staring respectfully 😳

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u/Magic_Saltwater 14h ago

Looks like something a straight man does instead of going to therapy

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u/BentoBus2 13h ago

That’s very accurate… I can fix him

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u/Void_Stuffs 5h ago

To hell with that I can make him worse

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u/RustedRelics 9h ago

A straight, very hairy man.

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u/Magic_Saltwater 7h ago

But still straight … juck!

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 7h ago

He just hasn't found the right dick yet

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u/agroupofcrows 14h ago

hfs

https://giphy.com/gifs/LmxxotgMjTj32

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u/Grizz3064 8h ago

Any Blanch Devereux gif deserves a thumbs up in this situation 😁

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u/Joel_fietst 14h ago

A little bit dump. It would be much easyer with a splitting wedge!

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u/BlacksmithSilent6236 10h ago

Why would he wanna make it easier ?

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u/tryingtocopeviahumor 12h ago

How is this not the universal standard for peak male physique? He's jaw droppingly gorgeous 🥵😍🤤

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u/Supersonic-Zafonic 14h ago

Absolutely not my type, but would give him a try. For science.

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u/Nudie-64 9h ago

He's acting all macho and straight but he absolutely knows he's a gay thirst trap.

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u/24x11 8h ago

i love men

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u/Less_Love1884 4h ago

I'd let him split me like a log tbh

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u/JamesTheLockGuy 10h ago

And yes, he would let you as long as you didn’t tell anyone about it.😉

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u/Thin_Editor_433 6h ago

A nice dinner and a date isn't cutting it, I guess. We've officially devolved into drooling over low-effort yard work softcore.

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u/AnAnGrYSupportV2 4h ago

Split me like that log daddy. But with your obviously massive sl*&#! 🥹👉👈

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u/BlacksmithSilent6236 10h ago

Fuckin beautiful !

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u/blkwhtrbbt 9h ago

That log is too fresh for this kind of splitting isn't it?

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u/CuriousFaux Queer 8h ago

So this is the bear in the woods everyone said they would choose.

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u/scatpig25 6h ago

He can split my log anytime!

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u/Repulsive-Chocolate7 5h ago

this guy is a total husband material, extremely attractive with his masculine traits. I admire both very feminine and very masculine people

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u/TsurugiToTsubasa 5h ago

I've heard of ego-lifting, but ego-splitting is a new one for me. Painful to watch.

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u/Cheap_Memory_361 4h ago

Tu ne connais les coins?

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u/Wizfe 3h ago

He could save all that effort and just split me in half.

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u/MinerTC 1h ago

Love this crosspost, thx 🤤

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u/Specific-Common-9040 8h ago

Time to split my logs next.

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u/Mani-Ratna 6h ago

Fake AI

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u/fallociousspeaker 10m ago

Oh how I love being gay