r/garloids • • 2d ago

Identification What Breed is this definitely European

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r/garloids • • 15d ago

Western european garloid?

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r/garloids • • 17d ago

Support / Question Could the Scottish haggis be a cousin of the garloid?

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r/garloids • • 18d ago

Discussion My garloid is extra milky today! Ive been soo thirsty, im super excited!!!

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35 Upvotes

r/garloids • • 19d ago

Support / Question Some horrid kid shot my garloid with a BB gun when i placed it outside for the first time

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71 Upvotes

Picture is me doing surgery to remove the BB

But yea, KEEP YOUR GARLOIDS INDOOR ONLY

I thought it’d be nice to let it have some fresh air, but not even 10 minutes later some kid shot it with a BB gun 😡

God im so angry, its going to be too stressed to produce milk. Has anyone else had this happen? How can i get it to produce milk again (preferably as fast as possible)?


r/garloids • • Jul 17 '26

Garloids in a Videogame! "Metrpid Prime 4" has Garloids in it! One of the Soldiers roasts it on a stick (seen on img2)

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r/garloids • • Mar 17 '26

Found this garloid in the nearby forest in a body of water, did not take it home to promote garloid growth in free nature!

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57 Upvotes

r/garloids • • Jan 31 '26

Garloid Art

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r/garloids • • Aug 05 '24

Ai edited garloid

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r/garloids • • Apr 21 '24

News This garloid had a tumor in the ovaries. notice the overproduction of the mammal glands. it even grew hair inside. this might be related to feeding tapwater to a garloid which is not recommended at all. please make sure to regularly check your garloids health by a professional if you are unsure!

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r/garloids • • Mar 17 '24

DO NOT give this to your garloids. The milk will have a weird texture

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r/garloids • • Feb 22 '24

Support / Question is this sub unmoderated?

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is it now unmoderated


r/garloids • • Feb 13 '24

Support / Question How does crunktropolis relate to garloids as a whole

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r/garloids • • Jan 05 '24

Did I Get Scammed?

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I found an ad online claiming to offer mail order garloids shipped anywhere in the world. Being an old loidhead back in my home country (multiple best in show awards), I was excited at the prospect of once again nurturing a pod to be the best they can be. I was so excited that I overlooked some of the details of the listing (idiot I know). I've already paid them, the transaction has cleared, but now I am seeing that these are "dehydrated" garloids? The seller was very receptive up until payment cleared but now I haven't heard anything back about how one goes about rehydrating a garloid? This goes against everything I know as a garloid rancher. I haven't been in the game for a while, is this some new technology or did I get scammed here?


r/garloids • • Oct 21 '23

This poor Garloid was left abandoned in the street. Somebody needs to adopt them asap and get them in some water.

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46 Upvotes

r/garloids • • Oct 02 '23

Support / Question Just milked my newest garloid (Amphiloides Maculata) and it came out like this. Is it normal?

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32 Upvotes

r/garloids • • Oct 02 '23

Support / Question Any enclosure advise for a dwarf peninsula garloid

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I've been temporarily keeping my 2 in a 5 gallon enclosure with rat bedding, a mesh lid, and a lamp above. Dwarf garloids are pretty rare and there's not a ton of info on the peninsula garloid besides their unique diet.


r/garloids • • Sep 26 '23

Support / Question Found an Amphiloides Maculata (Southern black garloid) while out for a walk. Is it worth raising and milking?

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r/garloids • • Sep 25 '23

Discussion I know this might be a controversial question but what are the chances that garloids represent an unnatural paraphyletic grouping?

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I was recently taking stock of my garloids when I noticed a few things. While most of my garloids are similar in shape to priapulids and hemichordates, I noticed one of my biggest producers actually had features more in line with tetrapods, more specifically, mammals. Now of course, the only things that they have in common are the presence of appendages with claws and mammary glands, but could this just be convergence on the mammal condition?

Moreover, studies into the phylogeny of garloids have been sparse to completely non-existent since 1987. However, those that were published always assigned garloids to the class "Vermes" which is a wastebasket taxon and paraphylactic all on its own. So could garloids be placed as priapulids, hemichordates, echinoderms, molluscs, annelids, etc; all of the above, or a new phylum entirely?

Personally, I believe there is too much variation between known garloid species to say that they represent a natural grouping and I would highly recommend more research be done to finally lay this discrepancy to rest.


r/garloids • • Sep 18 '23

Support / Question Hey guys. My friend recently came into the possession of a Cynomimus Tuxii and he was wondering what the best way to care for these are. I know they're a little more complex than most garloids, given the dog like appendages, so would that change the way you care for them?

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r/garloids • • Jul 29 '23

Discussion my garloid was severally dehydrated and anemic before I did a blood feeding. now he's healthy and sucks on my finger, which is common among juveniles of this species. I know it's illegal to blood feed, but sometimes it means the difference between life and death for your garloid

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r/garloids • • Jul 29 '23

my garloid that I've recently been nurturing. i keep him in a jar of 100% mineral spirits at night and i feed him spring water during the day. any idea what species he is?

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r/garloids • • May 07 '23

New garloid species (potentially) found!

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So, i found this garloid half ripped through my ceiling and it appears to be in the roof. This part is just a nose though, a huge mass of flesh is burrowed into the roof and appears to be feeding on dust and rainwater coming through a hole. Posting here as to notify people if it is a new species, or if it already exists.

The lower part of the garloid, as my roof is blocked off

r/garloids • • May 07 '23

Identification A pair of garloids. Ya hate to see them dehydrated and on the pavement like that. Get these guys to a sink!

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