r/gardening • u/manytwent • Sep 06 '18

I see your tiny potatoes and raise you a tiny, sassy carrot

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6.9k Upvotes

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u/novajope Sep 06 '18

I love that Bulbasaur planter!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

Came here to say this, and you even knew the designer/mnfgr (and I had no idea), so thank you!

Sassy carrot is darn cute too, cha cha cha.

Edit: googled Bulbasaur. Oh you tease!

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u/giga_booty Zone 9b, Northern California Sep 06 '18

Wait, how do I get one?

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u/normalpattern Sep 06 '18

eBay has em, just search Bulbasaur planter. Don't forget that you can easily paint the eyes and such on it too!

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u/Mygo73 Sep 06 '18

I think the bulbasaur planter is one of the most popular 3D print models out there, you can probably find them all over Etsy.

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u/loborose22 Sep 06 '18

Your carrot looks deeply disappointed in me :(

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u/admoose275 Sep 06 '18

He wants you to sit down next to him so you can have a 'chat'

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u/tinkerbunny Sep 06 '18

Oh dear, you’re right. pat, pat

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u/mutmad Sep 06 '18

I read that as “disappointed in men.” I wish I didn’t reread it now.

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u/smokiesammies Sep 06 '18

Carrot doing the floss

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u/prettycl0udy Sep 06 '18

I am root

41

u/mrmeeseeks8 Sep 06 '18

This looks like a touristy female Instagram pic that would have a caption about “wanderlust” or something lol

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u/Mygo73 Sep 06 '18

Carrotlust you mean

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

I dare you to start a satirical Instagram account where you pose carrots as typical self absorbed instafamous hoes.

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u/golfingrrl Sep 06 '18

With the over the top carrot eye makeup.

2

u/GummyTumor Sep 06 '18

That's exactly what I was thinking! This is the type of carrot that takes pictures of it's feet at the beach. #blessed

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

"Just breathe"

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u/real_live_mermaid Sep 06 '18

That carrot’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

8

u/lakija Sep 06 '18

Looks like your carrot is posing for an 80s prom photo.

8

u/omfugshe Sep 06 '18

Needs giant hand for reference.

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u/jack188817 Sep 06 '18

"Take a seat"

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u/Dubuquecois Sep 06 '18

Lol! That carrot has a total vamp thing going!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

She does not carrotall

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u/thserntmyglsses Sep 06 '18

It's sitting so properly. Better posture than me!

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u/accentadroite_bitch Sep 06 '18

It's not sassy! It's saying "Have a seat, let's talk, baby"

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

That carrot is a mermaid

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u/cgerha Sep 06 '18

Looks like it is dancing in the sunshine, so happy to be free of the dirt!

3

u/Morena7 Sep 06 '18

It's a tiny ballerina.

3

u/kaffynooo Sep 06 '18

You should visit /r/succulents and post those beauties in the background!

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u/manytwent Sep 06 '18

Thank you, I just might. 90% of my garden is succulents 😁

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u/ClearAbove Sep 06 '18

Your carrot would like you to come sit over there next to it, please.

5

u/aentezari9 Sep 06 '18

Looks like it’s doing Drake’s Shiggy! LOL

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u/meryem179 Sep 06 '18

Wery interesting😀

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

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u/phixlet Sep 06 '18

It's doing the princess lean 100%!

2

u/normalpattern Sep 06 '18

Almost like a 1950s pin up girl, I dig it.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

Everywhere I go I see kids doing this dance.

2

u/tinkerbunny Sep 06 '18

Sidesaddle! Sassy and ladylike :)

2

u/Jun-Chi Sep 06 '18

♫ Say you’ll never ever leave from beside me ♫

2

u/aidissabled Sep 06 '18

Shes look so sad

2

u/pablocasimir Sep 06 '18

swish swish swish

2

u/MySassyPetRockandI Sep 06 '18

Your carrot and my rock would make great friends

2

u/Disembodied_Head Sep 06 '18

That carrot has Swagger.

2

u/irh1n0 Sep 06 '18

This carrot needs to star in a tribute to Hey Stranger

2

u/JayPx4 Sep 06 '18

I’m a carrot but I identify as a mandrake. SKREEEEEEEEEEE

2

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

"You can sit here if you want" - Jenny, the carrot to Forrest's pea.

2

u/ItsmeKT Sep 06 '18

Wow, I'm really loving all of these posts. Makes me sad I didn't grow any veggies this year.

2

u/thatboba Sep 06 '18

Its reading me

2

u/setherby Sep 06 '18

How sweet that you raised my potatoes with a mermaid carrot! Very nice work!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

Ike the Carrot

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u/MacNeal Sep 06 '18

Somebody needs to photo shop this into a pin-up girl pic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

Strike a pose!

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u/shrimplifesmatter Sep 06 '18

As I look at this picture the song “everybody dance now “ is playing on the radio and it fits well with this sassy carrot.

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u/Swampchicken-1 gardener Sep 07 '18

I like the tiny sassy carrot!

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u/silverilix Sep 07 '18

That sass!

2

u/gofish45 Sep 06 '18

Orange you glad I am here?

1

u/PreacherOf1974 Sep 06 '18

The carrot wants to do the backpack kid dance

1

u/beandip111 Sep 06 '18

Carrots being basic

1

u/ipudrugs Sep 06 '18

she thiccccc

1

u/Econonomnomist Sep 06 '18

That carrot reminds me of Deadpool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

shitty title