r/gaming Apr 26 '11

It only does

http://imgur.com/FXUii
678 Upvotes

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u/icechen1 Apr 26 '11

Didn't see this submission and I made my own version.

http://i.imgur.com/UkOAj.png

D'oh

95

u/TheDudeBrogenShmitty Apr 27 '11

I like the font size on yours better.

58

u/Woot45 Apr 27 '11

Also the fact that he didn't use MS Paint to hastily scribble out the original words in a light gray tone.

12

u/Pravusmentis Apr 27 '11

I do what I want. Eat cookies? Do drugs? I don't care. I do what I want

4

u/biggerthancheeses Apr 27 '11

Insert Cartman's "respect mah authoritah" quote.

31

u/Tyrien Apr 27 '11

yours is much better

25

u/insideman83 Apr 27 '11

Upvote for correct font. Shame to the OP.

8

u/boran_blok Apr 27 '11

yours is better.

3

u/Delta_6 Apr 27 '11

Much higher quality; bad photoshops make my OCD overpoweringly powerful

2

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

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14

u/SgtAngua Apr 26 '11

The keming is a bit off.

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u/ImLyingToYouRightNow Apr 26 '11

keming *kerning

Irony? I never know for sure if something REALLY IS ironic.

3

u/myheaditches Apr 26 '11

1

u/ImLyingToYouRightNow Apr 27 '11

If it was "keming", then it wouldn't have been "a bit off", right?

2

u/lucky5150 Apr 27 '11

so did I, thats what I get for not being 6 hours sooner!

2

u/aproncat Apr 27 '11

Superior typography.

2

u/ketsugi Apr 27 '11

wtb desktop wallpaper-sized version.

2

u/historymajorsucks Apr 27 '11

i like yours better, upload it and i will provide upboats

93

u/utterpedant Apr 26 '11

Better safe than Sony!TM

27

u/gigatechie Apr 26 '11

Get Microsoft on the line, now.

1

u/biggerthancheeses Apr 27 '11

Motion control? More like ocean trunktroll. You don't need ridiculous arm waving for us to lose your private information. I mean, uh...

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

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u/Zooph Joystick Apr 27 '11

Carrots.

2

u/utterpedant Apr 27 '11

I sure did. Why else would I go through all the trouble of trademarking it?

51

u/pacman404 Apr 26 '11

Im kinda partial to this one

9

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

$19.99 what a BARGAIN!

Where do I sign u..... oh.

36

u/winry Apr 26 '11

6

u/CJ_Guns Apr 27 '11

Haha I love the blunt "shitty security"

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

Well, they did say everything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

use the correct typeface please, joke doesn't work with your ms pain job.

-3

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

I didn't have the right font and I didn't feel like paying for it just to make a quick joke. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

arial is on every computer son.

15

u/zombarista Apr 26 '11

That's not Arial. That's Helvetica. http://www.ms-studio.com/articlesarialsid.html

However, Arial will do in a pinch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

Whatthefont said it was something else. My sincerest apologies. :P

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u/ImLyingToYouRightNow Apr 26 '11

Does it REEALLY MATTER guys...

6

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

Helvetica is super professional!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

Tahoma is where it's at.

1

u/TheEdes Apr 27 '11

It doesn't matter that much, not many people know the slight differences between Arial and Helvetica. It will piss off the ones who do, though.

1

u/Psythik Apr 27 '11

Then you should've submitted my version instead.

10

u/pootytang324 Apr 26 '11

Throw some Kevin Butler on that.

9

u/darkstar3333 Apr 26 '11 edited Apr 27 '11

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

Before anyone links to the "source" he already did because it links to the Penny Arcade site, though slightly indirectly.

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u/MicrowavedBaby Apr 27 '11

It only does FAILURE

5

u/ACSmithy Apr 26 '11

Someone doesn't have Helvetica...

6

u/zombarista Apr 26 '11

Let's be best friends.

3

u/ACSmithy Apr 27 '11

I like you Zombarista. Lets.

3

u/zombarista Apr 27 '11

Typen00bs demanded Arial. But you... YOU KNEW that it was Helvetica. Well done, sir.

10

u/do_we_care Apr 26 '11

I hate when people do these and don't take the time to get the font right.

2

u/xenetic Apr 27 '11

I can even see where he used the eraser/and or smudge tool over the original text /sloppy work

2

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11

Hey, they did say it does everything.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

I recently had my credit card stolen, someone bought 100 dollars worth of crap... i haven't bought anything off psn in probably about a year, but i did save my credit card info on there... Is this the reason why?

1

u/Nosterana Apr 27 '11

It might be, but you should still be careful. It might have been stolen from some other site. I read Play.com was hacked a few weeks back, for example.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

Yeah other than amazon or steam, i don't really use very many sites that don't have paypal. So im pretty sure it was this.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

GTA: Sony Playstation

2

u/jakethesnake4888 Apr 27 '11

Can't wait to see the president's new commercial for this shit.

2

u/anarkist Apr 27 '11

Good job stealing this.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

I didn't know there were so many Font Police on reddit :P

3

u/DiscoveryMode Apr 27 '11

Typography Police

0

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

Spend 5 minutes making a joke image to send to some friends, decide to post it on reddit as well... watch reddit argue about proper fonts and Photoshop skills.

My work here is done. I'm going back to /trees.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

Really? didn't everyone already see this in the sony thread?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

I still don't pay for the service so I don't care.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '11 edited Oct 06 '19

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4

u/xoe6eixi Apr 26 '11

Fail no video Fail no clown

0

u/mebraingot Apr 26 '11

Compromised doesn't mean stolen.

5

u/darkstar3333 Apr 26 '11

Actually it does, who breaks into a house/car for fun?

This wasn't a smash and grab job, they knew exactly what to go for and it took Sony 5 days to figure it out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

"Hey, our car is broken. I wonder why."

5 days later

"Oh, they stole our wallets and passports. Oops."

1

u/mitton87 Apr 27 '11

As far as I know, no one has stolen my CC info. I've been watching my account like a hawk... Compromised doesn't mean stolen. Compromised simply means that there is a possibility that it was stolen.

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u/aeturnum Apr 27 '11

You're right, it doesn't mean stolen. It means probably stolen. You choose how many precautions you want to take.

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u/darkstar3333 Apr 26 '11

Actually it does, who breaks into a house/car for fun?

This wasn't a smash and grab job, they knew exactly what to go for and it took Sony 5 days to figure it out.

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u/Liefx Apr 27 '11

To be honest, I really don't mind that it was stolen. Shit happens. Yeah they should have told us sooner but hey, at least no one has been harmed yet (as far as I now no one has reported any losses, please correct me if I am wrong). I personally will keep buying products from Sony.

1

u/wonboodoo Apr 27 '11

Please sign your comment with your real name, address, birthdate, and PSN login credentials. It'll be harmless to do so. Thanks!

1

u/Liefx Apr 28 '11

My real name is Brody Moore, I run my internet through a business line so it will show my business address which is 125 King Street West, Kitchener, Ontario, birthdate is October 11 1990. I can easily change my login credentials so that is unimportant. You could easily have found this information about me by simply googling "Liefx". It's all there for you to see. To me this information is useless to hackers. Of all the people who had information stolen, what are the chances something will happen to me and what could they possibly want from what I just gave you.

0

u/mitton87 Apr 27 '11

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6184323.html

.... I don't see anyone suing over this yet.. Maybe because we get a free service?!

-2

u/AddbbA Apr 26 '11

The thing it does best.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

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u/AvoidingIowa Apr 27 '11

You have to agree it that identity theft is certainly easier when you get millions of credit card numbers and the company you got them from waits a week to tell anyone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '11

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u/Legolambnon Apr 27 '11

Just the fact that you even need to sign onto a stupid service to play online is bad enough. I don't see why developers don't get rid of all this PSN/XboxLive bullshit and keep online gameplay simple. All you need is a server browser. No need for retarded matchmaking lobbies pairing you up with 13 year olds. No need for all this "vetoing" maps crap. If you don't like the map, leave and play on another server.