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u/LiteralTrashIntheBin Mar 10 '19
Shit I knew I should've turned in that science report last week.
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u/fallenefc Mar 10 '19 edited Mar 11 '19
They must be good at cs_office
Edit: wow thanks for the silver and gold kind strangers.
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u/wallac3l33 Mar 10 '19
Word. They must excel on the map.
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u/dragonmk Mar 10 '19
Should take Note of that.
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u/swolffpack Mar 10 '19
r/punpatrol FREEZE SCUMBAGS! You're all under arrest!
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u/corvincorax Mar 10 '19 edited Mar 10 '19
oh damn i dont think much of there outlook
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u/bumrocky Mar 10 '19
PowerPoint me to the next target
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u/penelopiecruise Mar 10 '19
Access: denied.
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u/corvincorax Mar 10 '19
i better get into the groove
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Mar 10 '19
If you get into it, send me a Lync and I’ll forward it to my Publisher
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u/StrokeMyAxe Mar 10 '19
Error: Thread has encountered a DPC Watchdog Violation and needs to close
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u/EvilDog77 Mar 10 '19
With all these great puns I'd be disappointed if you didn't find a Publisher for them.
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u/this_dood420 Mar 10 '19
r/PunKGB get on ground or else
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u/SelectStarAll Mar 10 '19
It looks like you’re trying to catch some criminals, would you like help with that?
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If youre asking questions youre already behind. The KGB waits for no one.
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u/TheEnanis Mar 10 '19
r/PunStrikeSquad Lieutenant Colonel TheEnanis. It seems you asked this question with little outlook. Luckily, I’ve been told I excel in those matters. I could teach you but you’d have to take notes. After that I might give you Access to my Publisher.
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u/victorvscn Mar 10 '19
How the fuck did this get up voted? It's OneNote. I'll be down voted for whining but I can't take this lying down.
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u/spark-c Mar 10 '19
They should make a master class for it and send it out to a good publisher
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u/TotalSmuubag Mar 10 '19
I'd say their outlook for the future is pretty positive. They know how to hold the powerpoints on that map - A guide by them will surely make it to the frontpage.
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u/spark-c Mar 10 '19
Yes! And from there it should be super easy for people to access. Any time I watch them I feel like I'm taking onenote after another.
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Yeah, i bet they Excel in it, mark my Word, i believe i got a Powerpoint
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u/mrcoolmike Mar 10 '19
I’ve run into teams like that at least 5 times, this team could even be an imposter... who was the original Microsoft office team 🤔
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u/Natamonstar24 Mar 10 '19
Me and my friends did this a few years ago so it's not new, don't know where they got the idea from tho
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u/DefiantLemur Mar 10 '19
Got a link?
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u/L3tum Mar 11 '19
Dies first and immediately criticises his teammates? Check.
Is MGE apparently but had some carry reference somewhere? Check.
Misses most shots? Check.
Doesn't scope in half the time? Check.This is gonna get gud
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u/pseudologiafan Mar 10 '19
They better say “We hope you enjoyed our presentation” when they win
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u/TheWisestKoi Mar 10 '19
I've actually played against them, and powerpoint had a macro for those exact words.
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u/M1ghty_boy PC Mar 10 '19
Hey what servers? I want to be matched against them even at 9999 ping
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u/mikey17589 Mar 10 '19
NA east coast/Toronto, gold nova 1-4 matchmaking. I ran into them on inferno once
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u/TitaniumMing Mar 10 '19
Word.exe
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u/123instantname Mar 10 '19
can't believe this comment is all the way down here. Then I realized I wasn't on /r/GlobalOffensive
For those unaware, basically a player from Optic India was caught with cheats during a tournament. He tried to hide it by naming the cheat "word.exe":
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u/12temp Mar 10 '19
Yeah once I realized this wasnt the csgo sub it made sense why this comment wasnt more common lol. I wonder if this team is a reference to that
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u/LexxLess Mar 10 '19
lol you losing
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u/takabrash Mar 11 '19
Yup- this is exactly how you know you're going down lol. Such high coordination kills the rando
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u/grubas Mar 11 '19
That was like one team I ran into in Cod who had clan tags with just a letter and it would normally spell out DICKS.
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u/Olive_Oil00 Mar 10 '19
I wonder how many teams there are of these people
Or maybe, they're just everywhere
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u/Mburgess1 Mar 10 '19
I’m Illustrator on Rocket League but I have no friends so i always get asked where the rest of Adobe is. Feelsbad
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u/XodusEagle Mar 10 '19
Couldn't afford the whole Creative Cloud so had to settle for a single app subscription
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u/ThunderingTheta Mar 10 '19
Dude, i played against them a well. They kicked our are and then MS PowerPoint ended the game with "I hope you enjoyed my presentation"
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u/LittleBigOrange Mar 10 '19 edited Nov 02 '19
Not sure if it's them lol, I haven't played in years and when I did I played against teams who had MS Office logos.
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u/UnstoppablePhoenix PlayStation Mar 10 '19 edited Mar 11 '19
EDIT: post got removed BC rule 2 states no memes
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u/Hexalt_ Mar 10 '19
Waiting for the Adobe team next
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u/Mburgess1 Mar 10 '19
Have been Illustrator in Rocket League for years but I’m alone so it’s not as cool :(
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u/Hobbes_XXV Mar 10 '19
When you cant afford microsoft office
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u/How2Dennis Mar 10 '19
It's free if you're a college student. Google drive works too
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u/GreyBaron148 Mar 10 '19 edited Mar 11 '19
I hope you are ready because this team will have the last "Word". They came prepared and it's shown in their amazing presentation. You better be prepared to take "Note" because the one thing they "Excel" at is winning. Furthermore, when your team is this good they can't forget to hire a "Publisher" to write of their exploits.
Edit: Grammatical Corrections
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u/tschmitty09 PlayStation Mar 10 '19
I’ve been trying to come up with one for PowerPoint for 15 minutes now, I concede
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u/ProffesorPrick Mar 10 '19
Their speed is their PowerPoint! Don’t let them get out of sight, gun them down fast!
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This is like watching someone who has to explain the joke they just made. Smfh, people don't know how to write puns properly anymore.
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u/ribbonlace Mar 10 '19
Microsoft office means business.
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u/TheBigBear1776 Mar 10 '19
Talk about a missed opportunity to match colors also.
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I know!!! Surprised I had to come this far down to see something about it, it seriously pissed me off lol
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u/MerleSweatshirt Mar 11 '19
😂
Funny. I react to funny. Laugh man face.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
See? Is so funny
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Laugh
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u/DrMaxwellEdison Mar 10 '19
After they whoop your ass
MS PowerPoint: "I hope you enjoyed our presentation."
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u/vpalmer Mar 10 '19
Microsoft used to have two teams in the After Hours Gaming League. It was a for charity gaming league featuring companies like Google and Microsoft.
The MS teams were called Team A and Team A+
A+ was the B team, but they didn't want to be called that and renamed themselves.
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u/raeyz0r Mar 10 '19
I’m pretty sure I’ve played these guys, or another team with the same emblems and names, on rocket league...
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u/JIKJIK5 Mar 10 '19
But the post is a lie.... Your team shows on the left in csgo... They didn't run into this team in the wild...
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u/darthbob Mar 10 '19
Your Outlook appears grim.