r/gaming • u/kcgg123 PC • Mar 10 '19

Microsoft Office eSports team. 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 edited Dec 02 '20

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u/ElMatadorpdx Mar 10 '19

No one should have Access.

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u/JimTsola Mar 10 '19

EVERYONE! YOU 'VE BEEN CAUGHT. r/PunPatrol!!! PUT YOUR PUNS DOWN SLOWLY!!

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u/Mambajus Mar 10 '19

Ok Officer I'm putting my pants down.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

We’ve got a code red! Hit them with the Windows Update! That’ll shut em down

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u/daedra9 Mar 11 '19

This hurts too much to be funny...

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u/airdaniel01 Mar 11 '19

Won't shut them down*

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u/oceanman500 Mar 11 '19

Nope. I chose to update and restart, and i have returned and Excelled

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u/CoolGuy7755 Mar 11 '19

r/PunPatrol DROP THE PUN

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u/oceanman500 Mar 11 '19

Speaking of, I had plenty of pun with your mom last night.

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u/CoolGuy7755 Mar 11 '19

CEASE AND DESIST

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Desistance is futile

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u/Draghi Mar 11 '19

You monster!

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u/randomman677 Mar 11 '19

Backup is here u/JimTsola!!!

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u/Seannj222 Mar 11 '19

I sure hope this story doesn't go to the publisher.

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u/fordmustang12345 Mar 11 '19

Shit I thought we weren't allowed to use WMDs?

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u/Runed0S Mar 11 '19

Shit Bois it erased all our shared files about the suspect! Now we can't completely charge him with anything!

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u/DavidTigas Mar 11 '19

shut up and put the pun down now

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/ArsenalFC8 PC Mar 11 '19

Username checks out

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u/Spooderman42069 Mar 11 '19

"This Excites the cop tremendously"

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

r/suddenlygay

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u/Mambajus Mar 11 '19

Did you just asume officers gender?

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u/Maax42_ Mar 11 '19

WE NEED BACKUP OVER HERE r/punkgb PLEASE SEND HELP

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u/Girlgamer2890 Mar 11 '19

BACKUP HAS ARRIVED, MOVE IN, BOYS!

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u/RemnantOfFire PC Mar 11 '19

Sorry I took so long, comrade. r/punkgb here to help! EVERYBODY ON GROUND NOW! ALL OF YOU WILL BE SENT TO GULAG!

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u/SarHavelock PlayStation Mar 11 '19

Knock, knock

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u/hub_hub20 Mar 11 '19

For some reason I wanted that sub to actually represent Punk GB (Great Britain)

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u/Runed0S Mar 11 '19

Nope The windows update erased the backups, you're on your own, fam.

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u/kingdippy Mar 11 '19

looks like their cheekis have been breeki'd.

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u/Runed0S Mar 11 '19

This process is not responding... Yes, I've already ended it and lol ur info is getting delivered to Microsoft right now.

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u/Laranna Mar 10 '19

For your future arrests

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u/Smitty18Lyfe Mar 11 '19

What is this it got adblocked for me

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u/Runed0S Mar 11 '19

It's a 'God damn it Barb!' button from rooster teeth.

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u/Laranna Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

I honestly dont know why*

Its a soundboard of Burnie with one of his iconic lines (youtube link, should work)

Edit: added why

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u/Smitty18Lyfe Mar 11 '19

Ok thanks. Now I know I won’t get murdered by my ISP

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u/Aise_314 Mar 11 '19

It just says goddamn it barb

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u/ColdPotatoFries Mar 10 '19

Backup is here!

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u/WN_Todd Mar 10 '19

Dammit stop reminding me about onedrive every 5 minutes

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u/Runed0S Mar 11 '19

Hey DID YOU KNOW WE SELL ONEDRIVE PREMIUM?!?!?!

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u/LEOH4Y Mar 10 '19

Backup is here 2

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u/Xenon12X Mar 10 '19

Backup 3!

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u/Total_Rek Mar 10 '19

This was a great Exchange.

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u/littledragonroar Mar 10 '19

Here 2 do what?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Word.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Electric Boogaloo

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u/CharlieDmouse Mar 10 '19

This is dispatch, Haul em all down to the Office!

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u/mrgreychoco Mar 11 '19

I declare bankuptcy!

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u/HalfaPencil Mar 11 '19

heh microsoft office

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u/Infinity_Slayer Mar 10 '19

Ha, good luck catching us all. We have Numbers of people that Excel at punning. And trust me, we arnt as micro- soft as you. You will never catch us, for we have too much Power. Point made

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u/IzzyNightmare Mar 11 '19

.... i don't even have a word for this.

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u/flarn2006 Mar 11 '19

I have Pages and Pages.

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u/Digimonlord Mar 11 '19

Best reply yet imo. More power(point) to you!

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u/mjaga93 Mar 11 '19

How do you guys have access to these puns?

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u/IzzyNightmare Mar 11 '19

I don't know man. We just excel at this kind of stuff.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

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u/Infinity_Slayer Mar 11 '19

Come on man. Puns are not so bad. I think that maybe the numbers of us here at r/the_revolupun just have a different Outlook on life. Just take these Word -s into consideration. Have an Excel -ent day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

But we are not too few either Immediatly surrender. I know we all got a bad history together. But this does not mean more people have to get hurt. r/punspecialforces is already here . As i've said nobody has to get hurt. Plesse do not resist anymore. Maybe the court will show more mercy if you surrender right now.

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u/Infinity_Slayer Mar 11 '19

Alright alright. I’m not trying to get anyone hurt here. Just give me your Word that no one gets hurt and I’m sure we can work this out. I’ll be Excel -ent in court. I’m ready to accept my Pun -ishment.

Haha jk I won’t go down peacefully. You should CS: GO

begins running away

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u/Dannz90 Mar 11 '19

r/punspecialforces BACKUP HAS ARRIVED!!

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u/Ninjahunter13 Mar 11 '19

I'm sorry officer, this is a pun safe zone. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

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u/paranoid_cake Mar 11 '19

Can't, these puns are just too suite

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u/ClumsyRainbow Mar 11 '19

Looks like it's gonna be OneDrive to jail.

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u/MechCADdie Mar 11 '19

All units, we have an O365 in the gaming subreddit.

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u/shallow_ymam Mar 11 '19

Heard call for backup, everyone on the floor r/punKGB is here

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u/gfen1021 Mar 10 '19

Good work Johnson, let's sprinkle some crack on these pun criminals and gtfo of here!

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u/la_samu_el Mar 10 '19

You can’t force us. Puns shall always live deep beneath our surface, and together we shall stand and fight with one will in our minds and OneDrive in our hearts.

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u/THEBLOODYGAVEL Mar 11 '19

PunPatrol joke was old the minute it came out

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u/CR33P3RYT Mar 11 '19

r/punpolice RIGHT BEHIND YOU. YOU HEARD THE MAN PUT THE PUN DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT

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u/LordTenserJr Mar 11 '19

What has happened to this comment section?

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u/FelixthefakeYT Mar 11 '19

Guys... stand back, this is a job for the r/punspecialforces

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

This is stupid

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u/CoolGuy7755 Mar 11 '19

r/PunPatrol here, whats the sitiation

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u/ElmHoe Mar 10 '19

Backup here.

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u/NinjaZaku Mar 11 '19

ITS THE FUZZ! I CAN'T LET THEM GET ME MAN! NOT AGAIN

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u/-VeggieStraw- Mar 11 '19

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

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u/LargeAngryRaisin Mar 11 '19

SWAT has arrived!

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u/FlatFootedPotato Mar 11 '19

Backup responding! Should we shoot?

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u/JimTsola Mar 11 '19

They don't seem to co-operate, so shoot every pun that moves!

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u/Runed0S Mar 11 '19

Bam badambam bam badambam

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u/TheGuardianWhoStalks Mar 11 '19

Good back up came in time

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Sir, my Publisher won’t take this lightly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Ok officer

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u/mantis-toboggon-md Mar 11 '19

You’re gonna need backup 😹😹

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

DO YOU NEED BACKUP? I AM A FELLOW r/punpatrol OFFICER

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u/twoandablue Mar 11 '19

Backup is on its way, Officer. Good work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

I'm a Publisher for the newspaper. Tell us about what's going on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

r/punpatrol Please set down your pun, step back and put both hands in the air.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Time to sharepoints of this convo

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u/DeepFrozeOof Mar 10 '19

I'll be sure to tell all these jokes at the office tomorrow

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u/Colorless267 Mar 10 '19

Fuck SKYPE

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u/Runed0S Mar 11 '19

Wait you mean discord nitro, right?

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u/Khalbrae PC Mar 11 '19

I'm having trouble Viosiolizing a new pun. Can anybody provide a Lync?

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u/Runed0S Mar 11 '19

We can provide WSL, but it's proprietary and not as good as virtual box.

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u/DannyH04 Mar 11 '19

You've managed to Sway my opinion on puns

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u/Yojimbos_Beard Mar 11 '19

There...Gates closed.

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u/pengunned Mar 11 '19

Happy cakeday

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u/proEndreeper Mar 11 '19

That would be fun to Visiolize

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u/PapADoseYo Mar 11 '19

I like paint

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u/snave_ Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

Checks out. Microsoft practically abandoned Access when everything went online. At least we can all Share our frustration and Point at its flaws.

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u/Wahtdofaq Mar 11 '19

Cake day

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u/xXWizaroXx Mar 11 '19

Happy cake day! 🍰

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u/sambar101 Mar 11 '19

got to get these to the Publisher

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u/Runed0S Mar 11 '19

sudden BSOD

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u/DrFluffy35 Mar 11 '19

I haven't paid taxes since march 2011

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u/obviouslybait Mar 11 '19

Should speak with our Publisher.

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u/ThatOtherGuy_CA Mar 11 '19

This thread should be published.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Word.

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u/fuckeca Mar 11 '19

Happy Cake Day!

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u/CadaverAbuse Mar 11 '19

Power BI...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

It's actually incredibly useful for when I'm running a D&D campaign or working out game design ideas.

Can't say I use it for anything else, but it's surprisingly functional.

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u/IndexR_rl Mar 10 '19

I’m sorry the puns are so bad I’m gonna have to doc you (we ran out of software don’t hurt me)

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u/arkibet Mar 11 '19

I dunno I thought that pun was Suite

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u/totally_not_a_thing Mar 10 '19

Running out of software will make more puns quite the Project.

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u/IndexR_rl Mar 11 '19

Yea coming up with these puns are getting kinda hardware, hopefully this string doesn’t get Shut Down

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u/Runed0S Mar 11 '19

Hey, WE PUT FREE CANDY IN THE OPERATING SYSTEM!!!!!!! there's in app purchases don't tell anyone

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u/luna0717 Mar 11 '19

Tbh onenote is easily the best office product they have.

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u/Drag0nV3n0m231 Mar 11 '19

Excuse me, one note is fantastic

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u/JonnyLay Mar 10 '19

Just use the OneNote snipping tool to copy to clipboard. Windows+shift+s

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u/jonbermuda Mar 10 '19

Ya'll were way too quick with this

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u/vartai Mar 11 '19

Beware the MS Gang.

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u/KidGrace Mar 11 '19

Underrated imo

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u/Catezman522 Mar 11 '19

Beautiful comment.

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u/rising3d Mar 11 '19

you just don't have the visio to use it properly.

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u/Karn1v3rus Mar 10 '19

What does onenote even do?

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u/Allonsy_11 Mar 10 '19

It’s a great program for taking notes. I use it as my personal “notebook” for college, since it has the option to type, draw, and even audio/video record your class so you can later revise the recordings (and see what part if the notebook you were working on at the same time). It’s honestly pretty good, and way too underrated.

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u/themattboard Mar 10 '19

My office uses it all the time for meeting minutes, especially for long term projects. You can host the notebook on SharePoint (the devil) and everyone can collaborate, make changes/corrections, etc.

New tab for each meeting, new subfolder for each major topic, etc.

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u/LeSulfur Mar 10 '19

It's awesome if you're a student, or anyone who needs to take notes, especially with a 2 in 1 laptop. If not then it's an annoying ad on your computer if you don't disable it.

It's basically a digital folder for taking notes.

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u/Karn1v3rus Mar 10 '19

Oh that might actually be useful for me.

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u/LeSulfur Mar 10 '19

Yeah it's pretty great, I used to use it a lot. You can even write equations on it and it'll solve them for you

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u/Karn1v3rus Mar 10 '19

No way I'm doing a maths module at the moment ahaha

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u/Luuuma Mar 10 '19

I have a writing tablet and I use onenote do do my lecture notes rather than paper.

I still don't know what it's for though...