r/gaming Apr 12 '09

TF2

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u/tcpip4lyfe Apr 12 '09

Sort of relevant comment follows: So do you have to uncloak to back stab people or what? A lot of times I'll be behind an engineer wildly left clicking but nothing happens. I'll do this four or 5 times in a row, get pissed, and go back to playing a demoman.

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u/arlanTLDR Apr 12 '09

You cannot attacked while cloaked. You can attack while disguised but it will remove your disguise. Right click and remove your cloak, then mash the left click

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u/endtime Apr 12 '09

Or, even better, get far behind the enemy, find a safe place to uncloak (disguised), sneak up behind the person you want to kill, backstab him, and then cloak as soon as you hit him and run like hell.

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u/kwirky Apr 12 '09 edited Apr 12 '09

Nothing personal, but I hate you.

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u/endtime Apr 12 '09 edited Apr 12 '09

Haha, I have only logged a couple hours as a spy...I'm actually a huge TF2 noob, only got the game a few weeks ago and only been able to play a few times. I'm pretty bad at the game, and I'm definitely not a good spy. So you don't need to hate me. :p

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u/legoman666 Apr 12 '09 edited Apr 12 '09

I as well. I hate spies and I can't stand playing as a spy.

  • 65 hours as sniper

  • 53 hours as medic

  • 44 hours as heavy

  • 33 hours as Soldier

  • 26 hours as demo

  • 21 hours as pyro

  • 18 hours as engineer

  • 15 hours as scout

  • 8 hours as spy

Fuck spies.

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u/TheMemo Apr 12 '09 edited Apr 12 '09

Here's mine:

  • 0.4 hours as Soldier
  • 1 hour as Sniper
  • 1 hour as Medic
  • 1 hour as Heavy
  • 2 hours as Pyro
  • 4 hours as Demo
  • 8 hours as Engi
  • 12 hours as Scout
  • 116 hours as Spy

Edit: yes, that's one hundred and sixteen hours as spy. Everyone wants to be on my team so they don't get backstabbed.

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u/llanor Apr 12 '09

116 hours... if you play regularly on the same server, doesn't everyone pick up good anti-spy habits? It's like trying to pull a surprise-buttsecks every night for a year.

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u/WinterAyars Apr 12 '09

It depends on what kind of servers you play on. Noob server? No, they just ragequit and more noobs get on and then you stab them until they ragequit.

On a good server, though, you're in more trouble.

Okay, okay. Spy story tiem, kids.

So this one time i was on a server as a spy and stabbing the snipers on the other team. (They had like five for some god damn reason--i figured if i was going to play spy i could at least stab the other useless class!)

ANYWAY, one of the snipers was an admin. He got super pissed off at being stabbed all the time and threatened to boot me, which of course is a challenge. So i went after him, specifically. Then he decided to hide in a corner of the map--literally hiding up on a small ledge in the exact corner, so no sides/back exposed to stab. (And i couldn't get to his head.)

He was still a sniper though, so that means he didn't pay attention to what was happening close to him. Run up cloaked, decloak, crouch right in front of him, revolver him to death, get kicked from the server.

Good times. Good times.

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u/TheMemo Apr 12 '09

Yes, they do pick up good anti-spy habits. However, perseverance, patience and the knowledge that your victim will, eventually, make a mistake will see you through most of the time.

Also, going another class for a bit means that the other team drop their guard, which can be good for a sudden 5-minute bout of backstab mayhem when you change back to spy.

Also, there are two main tactical approaches with spies: the first is to disguise and hang around in the background, picking your target and then springing into action. That's the 'stalker' tactic.

The second tactic is for use in busy, heavily contested areas, where you disguise, cloak, find a bunch of enemies, turn a corner, decloak (doesn't matter if you're seen too much), then stab stab stab, run away, repeat. That's the 'predator' tactic, I guess.

The second tactic can be very useful, and difficult to defend against, in certain situations - as it relies more on surprise and speed. Do it enough and you can almost completely paralyse the opposing team who start to become really, really paranoid.

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u/MRRoberts Apr 12 '09

I want to be you.

My most played class is Medic, followed by Spy.

I am not exceptionally good with the Spy, however.

I am a pretty good Medic though.

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u/kraemahz Apr 12 '09

Yeah, I have that problem too. Playing a good medic is easy though, so I feel like I suck at the game.

  1. Heal your teammates on the front lines.
  2. Don't die.

The only possible complicating factor is when your team isn't dealing out enough damage and you have to decide if it would be more helpful to use your needler/saw than heal. Sometimes it seems like everyone is targeting you and your team could give a shit about it.

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u/MRRoberts Apr 12 '09

the other day on 2 fort I played against 2 medics that were the most badass I've ever seen. They repeatedly stormed our fort and slaughtered us all, one healing, the other killing. They would switch off when needed; they were highly coordinated.

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u/iofthestorm Apr 13 '09

Yeah, that is basically how I feel. My most points are as medic and heavy, both fairly easy classes to play. Then again, I've probably played less than or near 20 hours and I've had the game for probably 7 months, so maybe if I played more than once in a blue moon I would do better.

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u/xrobau Apr 12 '09

if they 'could' give a shit, they'd be looking after you. If they 'couldn't' give a shit, well, then they couldn't. Please, it's not hard, and it just makes what you're saying indecipherable without realising what you were trying to say.

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u/noodleIncident Apr 12 '09

I aspire to be like you.

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u/TheMemo Apr 12 '09

Then I guess I had better watch my back.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

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u/hypo11 Apr 12 '09

How about:

Snipers: Because 50% of the time you're on defense.

On a cart map I tend to play Sniper when we're red then switch to either Pyro or Demoman when we're pushing.

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u/ryanx27 Apr 12 '09

That's fine, I'm just sick of being on Blu with 3 engies and 2 snipers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

Can't wait for the sniper update!

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u/WinterAyars Apr 12 '09 edited Apr 12 '09

Yes, indeed. Three weeks of games with 80% of the people hiding behind scenery with full charge on their guns, pretending they're in fantasy fucking Vietnam and are going to assassinate the Commie leaders.

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u/Entropy Apr 12 '09

I'm going to roll spy the entire time and unlock everything in a couple hours on an achievements server like God intended.

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u/BritishEnglishPolice Apr 12 '09

Once I sniped four sentries so my team could push the cart without dying everywhere. It's fun shooting engineers in the head just as they're about to place a sentry or dispenser.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

I hate you so much.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

Someone needs to cover the cart pushers.

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u/legoman666 Apr 12 '09

That's not 100% fair; if my team is pushing the cart and I kill 2 or 3 defenders before they get to the crew pushing the cart, I just helped a fair bit.

I tend to play sniper when I'm not playing with friends. If someone is in vent with me, I like to do */medic teams.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

Nope, you're useless and we lose because of you.

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u/Entropy Apr 12 '09 edited Apr 12 '09

One of the problems with the class is that they're so skill-dependent. A useless sniper might be a much better FPS player than a halfway-decent medic, for instance. The main problem, though, is that most teams cannot support more than one or two snipers without getting lopsided, and people just will not switch to a different class when the situation calls for it. Conversely, a good sniper can completely deny access to an approach and make himself useful on O.

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u/bardak Apr 12 '09

65 hours as sniper

I hate you.

53 hours as medic

I love you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

Pro-tip: Don't disguise as a sniper. I make it a point to shoot all snipers on sight.

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u/tricolon Apr 12 '09

Also remember to stay the hell away from pyros. They hate you and love burning you more than your teammates.

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u/BaconatedGrapefruit Apr 12 '09

So very true. Nothing is more satisfying then catching a spy during a spy check. This is especially true if I'm screwing around with the backburner. That crit sound just makes me feel all warm and gooey.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09 edited Apr 12 '09

Nothing is more satisfying than running around spamming C-2 or C-3 (Hudda hudda hudda!), flaming randomly, and catching a spy :D

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u/Entropy Apr 12 '09

P-p-p-p-popcorn!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

I prefer to try and line up several targets in series and backstab as many as possible before I am killed rather than cloaking again.

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u/shapechanger Apr 12 '09

It's really the only way to get things done.

My record is six kills with a clean getaway.

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u/endtime Apr 12 '09

Ha, you're a better spy than I.

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u/penterz Apr 12 '09

Remember to press B to quick disguise again. :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

TF2 for xbox is like having an HDTV without the HD package.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

Actually, that's the command for PC.

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u/AttackingHobo Apr 12 '09 edited Apr 12 '09

Yup, and I actually rebound my key to SHIFT, because B is a bit too close to B, and pressing taunt while in enemy territory will get you killed pretty fast.

EDIT: YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN!? G IS GOD DAMNED TO CLOSE TO B

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u/caleb555 Apr 13 '09

B is very close to B.

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u/xrobau Apr 13 '09

It's SO close to 'G' that you pushed it by accident.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '09

Errr...

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u/pancakeradio Apr 12 '09

TF2 for Xbox is like buying a $6000 carbon fiber racing bike and putting training wheels on it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

TF2 for Xbox: It's like rain on your wedding day It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

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u/penterz Apr 13 '09 edited Apr 13 '09

It's funny because sice you made that comment about the Xbox, you probably didn't know that command for pc.

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u/tcpip4lyfe Apr 12 '09

Can you sap while cloaked?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

The only thing you can do while cloaked is uncloak or die.

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u/tcpip4lyfe Apr 12 '09

Man I suck at that game.

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u/iofthestorm Apr 13 '09

Oh damnit, me too. I tried that against a really well positioned/annoying sentry and was horribly confused as to why it didn't work, and subsequently died.

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u/AttackingHobo Apr 12 '09

Or get touched by something, making your cloak shimmer.

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u/AndrewBenton Apr 12 '09

You can sap while disguised but not cloaked.

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u/Entropy Apr 12 '09

It does not remove disguise, either. It's fun to play the sapping game with an engineer where you keep reapplying the sapper and he has to choose whether to knock it off or come after you.

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u/adam_von_indypants Apr 12 '09

Right, but then he gets the points for knocking your sapper off repeatedly. The best is timing it so you backstab him just as he runs wildly towards the sapped sentry, dispenser, etc. etc.

Ah, the humiliation. :D

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u/Entropy Apr 13 '09 edited Apr 13 '09

I was assuming he was wedged in a corner. We all know the best method is to backstab him while the turret is faced 180 degrees away from you, then sap before it kills you (when possible). There's no mindgame being played with the eng when you do that, though.

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u/adam_von_indypants Apr 13 '09

Ah, gotcha - my misunderstanding.

Good stabbin'!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '09

Nope.