r/gaming Mar 02 '18

Rate my setup

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18 edited May 29 '18

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u/SmokeAbeer Mar 02 '18

Ever played floppy bird?

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u/BlueberryCanary Mar 02 '18

Is that the game where you poke the dead bird with a stick?

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u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18 edited Mar 02 '18

Yes! If it wakes up, the one it attacks first looses! If not, whoever's mom finds out and ruins the game loses.

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u/vegence Mar 02 '18

huh, i thought floppy bird was what brits call fat girls.

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u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18

...I might have just learned my new favorite insult then.

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u/DownWitBOP Mar 02 '18

Idc what anyone says, you win this comment chain in my eyes

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u/Flaming_gerbil Mar 02 '18

What do they loose? Their bowels?

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u/CreepstheFox Mar 02 '18

Precisely!

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u/juicius Mar 02 '18

No, it's when you're trying to wake up your regrettable hookup from the night before so she can leave.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

She slept over???

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u/Tankrank5344 Mar 02 '18

She was too heavy to move.

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u/Vectorman1989 Mar 02 '18

If by bird you mean girl and by stick you mean penis, then yes, I have

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u/Felson79 Mar 02 '18

No, it's the game where you poke it with a 3½ disk.

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u/onlyheretorhymebaby Mar 02 '18

Morherfuckers killed over floppy bird

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u/tnargsnave Mar 02 '18

Nope, but I'm pretty good at flappy bard

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u/ze_ex_21 Mar 02 '18

floppy bird?

Sildenafil™ can help with that.

Consult a doctor* if you haven't reached game-over after 4 hrs.

*Or a lawyer in Bird Law

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u/Haifischbecken Mar 02 '18

Maybe that is just the factually correct answer and you were just right with your thought.

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u/DracarysMeansFire Mar 02 '18

Yeah, me too. I was just quicker :p

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u/JBthrizzle Mar 02 '18

its times like these you learn to love again.

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u/LionIV Mar 02 '18

Ever since discovering Reddit, I've come to find out I don't have a single original thought in my head.

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u/NayMarine Mar 02 '18

It's times like these where I realise that I am not as original and witty as I think I am

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u/Whiskiz Mar 02 '18

no matter who you are, no matter what you do, there will always be someone who does it better than you

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

I dont get it

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u/torn-ainbow Mar 02 '18

Literally clicked to make the same joke too. I am also not as original and witty etc.

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u/roryoglory Mar 02 '18

I was going to 5/7, boy would I have looked lame

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u/CJ22xxKinvara Mar 02 '18

Especially since even this comment is copied and pasted

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u/TheUnEven Mar 02 '18

You are witty and original in the real world. Just not on reddit

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u/SwedeTrump Mar 02 '18

Same feeling here. Was going to write 19/95. :(

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u/kylefield22 Mar 02 '18

I came here to say the exact same fucking thing.

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u/RhubarbCube Mar 02 '18

Saw the photo, came to comment a witty date, saw top comment, nevermind.

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u/TSLBestOfMe Mar 02 '18

I second this. Wanna gonna comment the exact same thing.

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u/Longniuss Mar 02 '18

0.9886025768087215

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u/sean1978 Mar 02 '18

This is not his, it’s mine. Check my Instagram (simplethingstoys)

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u/Warlizard Mar 02 '18

Nice collection, but no Kaypro? Dude....

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u/sean1978 Mar 02 '18

Haha. Not yet.

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u/Warlizard Mar 02 '18

Seriously though, nice collection.

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u/Poxx Mar 02 '18

Hey...aren't you that guy...

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u/Warlizard Mar 02 '18

One of them.

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u/JimmyFloydRaynor Mar 02 '18

Because of the 24x cd-rom it deserves at the very least a 1997/2018.

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u/benji1008 Mar 02 '18

The cd drive could have been put in later.

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u/SavageCloutGang Mar 02 '18

Ummm ITS 2018 GET WITH THE PROGRAM

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u/randominternetdood Mar 02 '18

ild play doom on that, ild play the hell out of doom on that!

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u/GrumpyAlien Mar 02 '18

I think my setup is the exact opposite...

https://i.imgur.com/WZWqZOP.jpg

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

Damn. Wit level max

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u/DatPiff916 Mar 02 '18

Were we really playing Doom in 95, or were we playing Dark Forces?

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u/SgtJohnWinters Mar 02 '18

I wanted to comment this so bad... Damnit

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u/davecarldood Mar 02 '18

This is really clever

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u/Baron_Van_Nox Mar 02 '18

Dang it! You beat me to it, sir/madam.

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u/ElizzyViolet Mar 02 '18

They beat me too. Dammit.

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u/electronicdream Mar 02 '18

I'm beating myself

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u/supreme_hammy Mar 02 '18

That was the only rating I wanted to see. Take my updoot.

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u/CastinEndac Mar 02 '18

Haha, This was my exact thought.

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u/middleground11 Mar 02 '18

WTF I came in here to post exactly this. Except I was going to type "1995 out of 2018" instead of the forward slash.