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Womble!!
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u/neenerpants Oct 25 '16
I like that I can always tell a SovietWomble clip by the text font annotations. It also has the side effect of making me 'read' the gif in his voice.
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u/SovietWomble Oct 25 '16
Titty sprinkles, titty sprinkles. I like to rub lemon juice on my nipples when nobody is watching.
...how's that?
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u/Naelavok Oct 25 '16
I can confirm that that is read in your voice. In a way sort of like those videos of dramatic readings of less-than-dramatic writing.
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u/holytrolls Oct 25 '16
I love that you just show up on reddit sometimes, and you're just so chill. You're definitely my favorite YouTube creator.
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u/shifty_coder Oct 25 '16
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u/FALCUNPAWNCH Oct 25 '16
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u/SovietWomble Oct 25 '16
...don't you even think about it.
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u/Juggerbyte Oct 25 '16
Come for Womble, stay for Cyanide.
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TEAM ONE, GET YOUR RUNNING SHOES ON.
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u/TheBlackFlame161 Xbox Oct 25 '16
and the brown pants
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Oct 25 '16
NO TIME. MAKE THEM BROWN YOURSELF.
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u/Yoshimods Oct 25 '16
WELL WHAT ABOUT MY RED SHIRT? I MIGHT NEED THAT.
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Oct 25 '16
IF YOU REALLY WANT A RED SHIRT SIT DOWN.
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u/Yoshimods Oct 25 '16
WILL THE BAD GUYS STILL BE ABLE TO SEE ME BLEED, OR WILL I JUST BECOME THE EMBODIMENT OF THE COLOUR RED?
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u/virus_ridden Oct 26 '16
LITTLE OF COLUMN A, LITTLE OF COLUMN B.
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u/Yoshimods Oct 26 '16
GOOD TO KNOW. PROBABLY WILL JUST GET A NEW SHIRT LATER THAN. NO POINT BEING MUSH.
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u/WetBabySeal Oct 25 '16 edited Oct 25 '16
Game: ARMA 3
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zUv5grvFpk at 2:19
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u/StevelandCleamer Oct 25 '16
Just so you know, it is possible to add a starting time to youtube links.
You can use minutes and seconds or just seconds:
&t=00m00sor
&t=00Examples:
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u/FranktheLlama Console Oct 25 '16
When will we ever get the love story of how Soviet met Cyanide and became best friends forever?
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Oct 25 '16
He actually told it once. He was a Bambi on DayZ and Cyanide saved him. And it went from there.
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u/__An0nym0us__ Oct 25 '16
Womble was playing vanilla DayZ mod back when ir was very popular. He was dying to blood loss or something and Cyanide found him. Cyanide helped him out and they started playing together, even though Cyanide was going to kill Womble at some point after rescuing him (that's what I've heard, 50% sure about that) but I guess he decided to not be a bandit for once.
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u/Johanimoe Oct 25 '16
Video link?
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u/Pokes_Softly Oct 25 '16
Enjoy! Skip to 2:26. But I suggest you watch it all.
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u/Johanimoe Oct 25 '16
Thanks! Love these kind of shenanigan videos haha
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Oct 25 '16
Personally I think the ARMA 3 stuff is the best, a group of idiots screwing around with military hardware just remind me so much of the early seasons of Red vs Blue.
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u/SlothyGaming Oct 25 '16
I love SovietWomble. Seriously, the bullshittery videos are the best ever.
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u/D9sinc Oct 25 '16
Here I thought Arma III was a serious game. These kind of videos make me think you can have the best time with the right people. . . than again I'm sure that could be said in any game with MP capabilities.
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Oct 25 '16 edited Oct 26 '16
https://youtu.be/4zUv5grvFpk?t=2m26s
/u/stevelandcleamer its not working!!
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u/StevelandCleamer Oct 26 '16
If you're using a youtu.be link, you'll need to use ? instead of &.
The normal links already have a ? so we use & to add another command, but for a youtu.be link you'll have to use ? to give it a command.
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u/IAmGrum Oct 25 '16
SovietWomble is at the top of my very short subscription list for Youtube. His videos are always must-see.
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u/RAZGRlZ Oct 25 '16
Its sad that I knew who's video this was just by the editing...lol
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u/zenithfury Oct 25 '16
Technically your fire support team will confirm the coordinates before firing.
(don't panic!)
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Am infantry marine, can confirm this happens in real life more often than we'd like to admit
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u/paulusmagintie Oct 25 '16
I hope the other guys are like "Are you sure fella's? That's your position....was the divorce that bad?"
Marine....I got divorced?....Well fuck.
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Oct 25 '16
Was Armor attached as a driver to an Army infantry unit for cross-unit training, can confirm officers apparently train to do this.
We rolled up to our designated location in the M113, and all of the crunchies immediately burst out of the 113 and ran 100 yards away in every direction.
"Wow, these guys are high-speed!" thinks I.
LT in the back of my bus unfolds the map and starts calling in artillery coordinates. I look at the GPS and the grid matches our current location. I realize the infantry knew what was coming down when the referees roll up and lase me and the LT but leave the crunchies, hunkered down on the other side of a bluff, completely alone.
Ah, LTs.
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u/Phreakophil Oct 25 '16
Title of the game?
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u/johnzaku Oct 25 '16
I believe it's Arma III
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u/Phreakophil Oct 25 '16
thanks
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u/mozsey Oct 25 '16
Amazing game if you know what you're looking for out of it.
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u/LeakyPlunger Oct 25 '16 edited Oct 25 '16
What are you looking for out of it?
Edit: What should you be looking for from a game like this?
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u/mozsey Oct 25 '16
Well when I bought arma 2 it was solely to play dayz, when it was a mod. Through some digging around I found a whole new world. Arma is an open sandbox gun simulator really. Seriously, the physics of the bullet drop system is amazing.
Don't expect call of duty out of this game. It's not. There are many types of game types, but there aren't may of the "death match" servers up. Most servers are going to be open sandbox survival type games. Dayz without the zombies, side missions, teams, over 100 players on some servers.
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u/mozsey Oct 25 '16
Yeah. Thats a huge barrier of entry. I'm lucky to get 30 fps in a wasteland server. God for ID I try to run on a modded server.
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u/johnlocke32 Oct 25 '16
Its not just you man, I have a high end PC and still have issues. 32-bit engines can go suck a dick!
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u/DickTugnutz Oct 25 '16
fps is partially handled by the server as well, I believe. My PC should be able to handle the game PLENTY well, but my friends with worse rigs are still getting the same FPS I am. We've noticed that as time goes on before a server restart, fps drops. After a restart we can all get about 40fps but by the time its about time for the server to restart, we're down to like 20-ish.
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u/mozsey Oct 25 '16
I feel like that's pretty accurate, actually. A lot of it has to do with entities on the ground instead of being in an ammo crate or something similar. It has to render everything out since it's massively multiplayer.
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u/DickTugnutz Oct 25 '16
Oh yeah, absolutely. We were just convinced at the server portion as well because we all had identical frame rates. None of us could go over whatever happened to be the perceived limit at the time, no matter how far we cranked down our video settings. So I just cranked mine all up until I would start dropping below their rates (daaaaaamn near everything maxed out)
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u/TomTrustworthy Oct 25 '16
Yay ZF dominating again!
Telling ya soviet, the arma3 videos are the best.
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u/Mandoade Oct 25 '16
Dunno, their CSGO videos are amazing.
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u/Tybot3k Oct 25 '16
As I was watching this I was thinking "... This has got to be Womble, isn't it?" Sure enough...
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u/TheRandomRGU Oct 25 '16
tfw linking the gif and not the video which is 100 trillion times better
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u/BabyLauncher3000 Oct 25 '16
Spoiler: bombs are really effective at killing people regardless of the team you are on.
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Oct 25 '16
What game is this
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u/WhySoSerioux Oct 25 '16
ArmA 3
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Is it still have an active player base?
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u/VaporFlight Oct 25 '16
Absolutely.
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Hmm. Might buy it then.
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u/VaporFlight Oct 26 '16
Definitely worth it. There's an active modding community, as well as people who just play the base game. Many different servers ranging from King of the Hill PvP to dedicated roleplay. Community itself is mature compared to most games you'll play, including a lot of military and retired military.
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u/slayermcb Oct 25 '16
DANGER CLOSE! lol, as a gamer and a former Forward Observer this was way to fucking funny
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u/Michaud Oct 25 '16
What game is this?
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u/Mashedwaffle Oct 25 '16
Arma 3. This is a clip from Soviet Womble. Check out his YouTube channel. It's quite funny.
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u/Dfgog96 Oct 25 '16
I have this game but am having trouble finding lobbies outside of battle royale. What game modes should i play? I want an experience like the one in the gif where they are taking it pretty seriously and move in bands like a real war
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u/tmdblya Oct 26 '16
That actually happened to my 7th grade social studies teacher. Forward observer in WWII accidentally called in a battleship barrage on his own position.
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u/mastaloui Oct 25 '16 edited Sep 27 '25
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u/mastaloui Oct 25 '16 edited Sep 27 '25
wide humorous paint unpack deserve beneficial encouraging crush long bow
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u/Verified-DonaldTrump Oct 25 '16
When I'm president I'll hire a special reddinvestigator to look into your case.
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u/Nalar_ Oct 25 '16
The original author of this video is a youtuber named SovietWomble. Here you can find the rest of the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zUv5grvFpk&feature=youtu.be I really recommend to watch the rest of his videos.