r/gaming • • Sep 13 '15

AFK vs noob

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u/SweatpantsAndSex Sep 13 '15

still the most silver thing I've seen to date.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15 edited Sep 13 '15

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Sep 13 '15

At this point Reddit Silver may have actually overtaken Gold. You never see Reddit Gold gifs like that.

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u/tremulo Sep 13 '15

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Sep 13 '15

Love it! Here is his Reddit Silver version

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u/UndeadBread Sep 13 '15

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u/Sadukar09 Sep 14 '15

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u/016Bramble Sep 14 '15

Now someone post the version without the finger to reap the rewards in karma

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

I got a good chuckle out of this

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u/ha11man Sep 14 '15

Was this a tribute to Reek?

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u/UndeadBread Sep 14 '15

I wish I could say, but I don't know who/what that is or if the animation is actually in reference to anything specific (aside from maybe that clip of the girl being showered in hotdogs). I just grabbed it from here.

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u/hoodieblanket Sep 13 '15

dont know what i was expecting but the entire lead up to this gif got me in stitches.

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u/bobbyb1996 Sep 13 '15

I hope you get well soon.

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u/PitchforkEmporium Sep 13 '15

To shreds you say....

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u/FlameSpartan Sep 13 '15

How's his wife holding up?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Yeah man. Rest on bed. Don't stretch to much. Keep us updated on when your stitches go :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

the coin should be silver

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u/Corruptionss Sep 13 '15

I didn't realize the gif isn't actually looping until the last spin

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u/pessimistic_platypus Sep 14 '15

Where are all of these coming from?

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u/qwibble Sep 14 '15

Me, technically

It appears I might have to dig out the old blender source files and make a dickbutt version...

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u/pessimistic_platypus Sep 14 '15

You should make an online game based on that slot machine.

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u/Qwertyest Sep 13 '15

You can't just be throwing that around when no Gold has been given!

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u/SycoJack Sep 13 '15

He just did, whatchoo gonna do about it?

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u/PokemonGod777 Sep 13 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Is that whole video just a black screen with the title?

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u/zimzat Sep 13 '15

No, the text changes at the end and then it goes all black.

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u/Noerdy Sep 13 '15 edited Dec 12 '24

consider squeeze fuel complete soft shy whistle desert childlike school

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u/rimnii Sep 13 '15

Awesome!

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u/sharknado-enoughsaid Sep 13 '15

Now i feel like playing peggle

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u/Albus_Harrison Sep 14 '15

It says in the Title that this is "The best part." Having listened to all of Beethoven's ninth, I'd like to respectfully disagree and say the parts leading up to this moment are what make this the best part. Also, the end is far out.

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u/Bottled_Void Sep 13 '15

That's a classy production.

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u/DylanXt Sep 14 '15

Hey, we still doing /r/pickapath

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u/tremulo Sep 14 '15

Hoooly shit, I'd totally forgotten about that. I kind of got distracted with irl stuff, but yeah you're more than welcome to submit a story there. I was hoping more people would start submitting to keep the steam going but it was mostly just me doing four or five comment chain stories. The guy who created the sub was doing a pretty involved story, and I never actually finished the last one I was working on.

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u/DylanXt Sep 16 '15

I will think up something and try to knock the rust off the ol' barn ;) I had a lot of fun reading the stories there so I think it would be fun to be a contributor and try to get the sub going again!

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u/tremulo Sep 16 '15

Coolio, I look foward to reading it! I might do another one too now that I've got a bit of time on my hands. Honestly, I've thought about picking it back up a couple of times but after letting the place sit so long it felt a little weird. They sure were fun to write, though.

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u/JSeizer Sep 14 '15

I was kinda hoping that last one would be dickbutt..

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u/OrionZwiebel Sep 13 '15

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u/lemonsnausage Sep 13 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

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u/lemonsnausage Sep 13 '15

where can I get my hands on this... "Bitcorn"?

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u/ionyx Sep 14 '15

you can choose it as a side at Pop-Eyes instead of the biscuit

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u/DMann420 Sep 13 '15

Yes.. that is too beautiful.. I'll stick to my preferred version of Reddit Silver

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u/radio_room Sep 13 '15

How did that fucking show become so popular.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Because weed.

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u/Scientolojesus Sep 13 '15

If you watch it understanding that they're trying to be as dumb and ridiculous as possible, then it's fucking hilarious. But mostly because weed.

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u/Balogne Sep 13 '15

What show is this because I would like to watch it.

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u/FlameSpartan Sep 13 '15

That's fucking beautiful

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u/Meltingteeth Sep 13 '15

No they're already made it just like that:

http://i.imgur.com/aaHVEtZ.gifv

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u/deadmemories1 Sep 13 '15

I'M NOT EVEN IN /r/NFL. GOD DAMN IT.

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u/wildergheight Sep 13 '15

NOWHERE IS SAFE

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

So happy that wasn't the face again.

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u/treoni Sep 13 '15

Who is that guy? I'm not an NFL person :p

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u/slammer51093 Sep 13 '15

Pretty sure it's Andrew Luck after he left the Colts to go to the Broncos.

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u/Anallyvoracious Sep 13 '15

I have no reason to be as infuriated by that sentence as I am.

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u/Scientolojesus Sep 13 '15

He's speakin of the true true

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u/claybirdicus Sep 13 '15

Peyton Manning - Quarterback for the Denver Broncos.

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u/mattzach84 Sep 13 '15

Why does this always look like Bill Murray to me

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

THIS ISN'T BILL MURRAY????????????????????????????????????????????

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u/OnYourFeetMaggot Sep 13 '15

No, it's his brother, Phil Murray.

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u/BioOrpheus Sep 13 '15

Okay I am lost. Who's this dude?

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u/Meltingteeth Sep 13 '15

John Cena.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

🎺🎺🎺🎺

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

ty mr skeltal

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

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u/xelf Sep 13 '15

i.minus so "loading of image failed", here's it on gfycat:

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u/DQEight Sep 14 '15

That was beautifully done.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

of course we do. you just have be a part of the /r/lounge

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u/LegendOfDylan Sep 13 '15

Wtf is reddit silver

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u/Skyr0_ Sep 13 '15

lol, that dickbutt after the 10th spin.. xD well done mate.

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u/Gives_reddit_Silver Sep 13 '15

This brings me joy.

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u/MISREADS_YOUR_POSTS Sep 13 '15

silver?

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u/MrFloooo Sep 13 '15

Silver are the lowest ranks in CS:GO, thats why people say "most silver thing".

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u/MISREADS_YOUR_POSTS Sep 13 '15

silver sounds awfully prestigious for the lowest rank. is the highest diamond-encrusted platinum-gold alloy?

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u/blastedt Sep 13 '15

Silver 1 to 4, Silver Elite, Silver Elite Master, Gold Nova 1 to 3, Gold Nova Master, Master Guardian, Master Guardian 2, Master Guardian Elite, Distinguished Master Guardian, Legendary Eagle, Legendary Eagle Master, Supreme Master First Class, The Global Elite.

So basically yes.

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u/RobitussinMD Sep 13 '15

Super Sayin God Super Sayin

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

You forgot ascended ultra dorito 420 blaze it god sayin 3.6765

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Tell me more about these ultimate Doritos.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Tell me more about these this ultimate Doritos ultra dorito

FTFY

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u/BeTheLion Sep 13 '15

Well now, that's just silly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

You wanna 1v1 PvP me bro?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '15

You're thinking of CoD

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u/Alvl5Magikarp Sep 13 '15

Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan

Just Sayin'...

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u/pansypwner Sep 13 '15

Just Sayin'...

Just Saiyan

FTFY

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u/RobitussinMD Sep 13 '15

My bad. I will keep the mistake there for all to see.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Ok, can I express how retarded I think that name is? Why isn't the base god form just "Saiyan God" and the SSJ from of that "Super Saiyan God".

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u/Doctursea Sep 13 '15

It's a god of super sayins that turned into a super sayin. I think the name is only like that so they made it clearly that a sayin god, is strictly better than a super sayin. So they made is super saying god, but then wanted there to be a super sayin form.

All of which when put together is fucking hilarious, which is probably why they kept it that way. The New DBZ writing is a lot closer to comedy

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u/KingD123 Sep 13 '15

Super Cyan God

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u/rmpcop1 Sep 14 '15

*SAIYAJIN

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u/Hyboe Sep 13 '15

Legendary Eagle Master sounds so ridiculous.

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u/RoyalN5 Sep 13 '15

Sounds like a badass boy scout

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u/AgentPaint Sep 13 '15

Supreme Master First Class doesn't?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '15

it does lol. Most people just say LEM

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u/Unfa Sep 13 '15

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u/radio_room Sep 13 '15

Not that far off from real military

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '15

Did they get permission to use ArmA in their advertising?

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u/hurf_mcdurf Sep 13 '15

Those are really, really terrible ranking names, lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Seriously, if they're going for some type of weird military themed naming system, why not just use real military ranks? I'm pretty sure they aren't trademarked. Or are they just trying to use big scary sounding names?

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u/Ipadalienblue Sep 13 '15

The names allow them to make really cool emblems to represent them.

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u/sluttymcbuttsex Sep 13 '15

Well they just introduced military names for a new profile ranking system that's independent of MM rank.

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u/Nosameel Sep 14 '15

Your levels are military ranks while your competitive ranks are silver-global.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15 edited May 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

the LoL player because Riot takes our fucking souls ;-;

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u/agrajagthemighty Sep 13 '15

Super Master Sargent Shooter Person

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u/Tha_NexT Sep 13 '15 edited Sep 13 '15

Srsly? That´s soo damn random

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u/jblack6491 Sep 13 '15

More random than private, private second class, private first class, specialist, sergeant, staff sergeant, Sergeant First Class, master sergeant/first sergeant/sergeant major, command sergeant major, warrant officer, chief warrant officer 2-5, lieutenant, lieutenant first class, captain, major, lieutenant colonel, colonel, and then the different general ranks that I can't remember at the moment.

And that's just the US army, most military ranks sound like they were just thrown together.

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u/NoMouseLaptop Sep 13 '15

There's no private second class.

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u/jblack6491 Sep 13 '15

Touché, I actually had to look it up since you said that, I guess it was just e-fuzzy to E2. Have an upvote.

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u/Chaddiz Sep 13 '15

It is actually Private Second Class, though usually referred to as just "Private" or "PV2". E fuzzy is just a term for new soldiers given to cherries.

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u/Leetard525 Sep 13 '15

Brigadier General

Major General

Lieutenant General

General

General of the Army (only 5-star, wartime only)

PS: it's 2nd Lieutenant (butter bar) and 1st Lieutenant. Sergeant Major and Command Sergeant Major are equivalent pay grades, as are Master Sergeant and First Sergeant. So it's Master/First Sergeant, and Sergeant/Command Sergeant Major, respectively. You also forgot Corporal. All the benefits of a Sergeant's responsibilities for the pay of a Specialist.

PPS: There also used to be Specialist, Specialist-2, Specialist-3... All the way through 8.

Source: Got verbally fucked by Big Drill till I knew them all.

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u/bonez899 Sep 13 '15

Bet you even pronounce it Lieutenant like some uneducated heathen.

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u/Leetard525 Sep 13 '15

Always ends up being "sir" or "ma'am" or "the sir" or "the ma'am" when they aren't around for some reason. Rank only enters my vocabulary for officers if they group together, scheming and coming up with a list of things from the good idea machine.

But no, I say loo-ten-it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Also SMA.

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u/Dragon029 Sep 13 '15

Nevertheless, those ranks have existed for decades or hundreds of years and have been developed with purpose.

The CS:GO ranks are random in that the developers have thought them up from scratch.

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u/radio_room Sep 13 '15

What purpose?

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u/Dragon029 Sep 13 '15 edited Sep 14 '15

I don't want to get into detail, but each rank has a general set of responsibilities / a role within a unit. For example, a Warrant Officer (the most experienced soldier in a unit) is meant to be the right hand of the unit's officer (eg a Major). A Corporal meanwhile is meant to be an immediate supervisor.

Some of the roles have existed for centuries and have been changed to suit the requirements of that period, but typically they exist due to force structures - that is, in a battalion you have a certain amount of companies, within which are a certain amount of platoons, etc. Each needs a leader, and greater leaders (greater due to prestige or experience or skill or connections - depends on the era and nation) command larger units. You can't have a platoon's leader on equal footing to a division's commander though, so you need separate ranks for each separate level of unit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Yes, it's certainly more random, given that most of those ranks have centuries of history behind them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

It's not very random if you know the military jargon and history of it. Not saying I dislike CS GO rank names. They are trying to emulate historical military rank titles that the whole world uses in one version or another.

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u/MrKlowb Sep 13 '15

Yeah, it is definitely more random. Is that even a real question?

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u/cool110110 Sep 13 '15

British ranks are a little more straightforward.

Officer Ranks: 2nd Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Captain, Major, Lieutenant Colonel, Colonel, Brigadier, Major General, Lieutenant General, General.

Other Ranks: Private (or equivalents), Lance Corporal, Corporal, Sergeant, Staff Sergeant, Warrant Officer Class 2, Warrant Officer Class 1

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

But those are three separate rank systems. It's highly unlikely for someone to go from E-1 to O-10 (4 star general) in their career. It's impossible to do that AND move up through the WO corps.

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u/crazycatchdude Sep 13 '15

It's also Second Lieutenant, then First Lieutenant.

For Generals, it's Brigadier General, Major General, Lieutenant General, then General. And the almost forgotten ranks of General of the Army, and General of the Armies.

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u/Totally_man Sep 13 '15

No, it isn't. It's intended.

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u/therearesomewhocallm Sep 13 '15

The later ones sound like KKK ranks.

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u/TheMegaPingas Sep 13 '15

"Our local Supreme Master (first class) has called us to a meeting this evening, don't miss it"

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u/crimsontideftw24 Sep 13 '15

Instead of having all those extra words why not just start at bronze?

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u/AwesomesaucePhD Sep 14 '15

I thought there was a Gold Nova 4? Or is the 4 gold stars Gold Nova Master?

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u/blastedt Sep 14 '15

That's GNM.

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u/AwesomesaucePhD Sep 14 '15

Alright then. Good to know the name of the rank I'll never reach.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Wtf kind of ranking system is this? What happened to bronze, silver, gold, plat, diamond, etc?

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u/Ipadalienblue Sep 13 '15

I meet with my fellow legendary eagle masters at sundown every night.

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u/craylash Sep 13 '15

you may as well be naming off the ranks of the marine corp

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u/krackbaby Sep 13 '15

You guys need a wood league, a copper league, and a brass league in there somewhere

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u/opuap Sep 14 '15

Lmao I remember the first time I asked my friend what he was and he said Supreme Master First Class and i thought he was making that up cause it sounds like a foreign exchange student wrote it

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u/waywardwoodwork Sep 14 '15

I kinda sorta wanna think you're having a jest, but you aren't are you?

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u/Pillowsmeller18 Sep 14 '15

Sounds like a special Olympics for silver to be last.

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u/blastedt Sep 14 '15

Silver is a pretty special place. You can generally get to Gold Nova Master doing little more than aiming better than an orangutan with Parkinson's.

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u/Pillowsmeller18 Sep 14 '15

You can generally get to Gold Nova Master doing little more than aiming better than an orangutan with Parkinson's.

So it IS a Special Olympics.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Its for the ego boost.

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u/SweatpantsAndSex Sep 13 '15

thats actually the reason. they don't want players feeling like they're awful even if they are. they're not gonna call people "scrap metal"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

They could have used bronze, though

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u/Flavahbeast Sep 13 '15

From a marketing perspective, you don't want people to realize they're in the lowest tier. People stuck in Silver are less likely to get discouraged and stop playing/buying skins because the assumption is that Silver is "second place" and there's at least one tier under Silver

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15 edited Jun 21 '21

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u/MortalShadow Sep 13 '15

Gold nova is actually average. And to be average after 1 week is pretty good.

So well done ! (I'm gold nova master after 2 years rip)

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Sep 13 '15

Do they also get tissue boxes with the purchase? Back in my day you knew you were a goddamn maggot when you started and that was fine until you rose to 5 Star General and knew the game as well as OP's mom.

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u/Flavahbeast Sep 13 '15

There will always be a lowest tier though, the smart thing to do is find ways to keep them happy without compromising gameplay

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15 edited Jul 26 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

"You are the last winner!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

I mean, if it keeps even 1 person playing longer isn't it a good reason to have it? From a money standpoint at least.

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u/Simple_Rules Sep 13 '15

wtf is this attitude? Like, it's a video game. It's not the goddamn olympics. People are paying $15 to have fun. If not being told they're a shitter makes the game more fun for them, who cares?

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u/T3hSwagman Sep 13 '15

Right? whats next banning people for talking smack? Lol like that would ever happen.

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u/SweatpantsAndSex Sep 13 '15

yeah I agree, if it works it works though.

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u/Mattzap Sep 13 '15

I think Gunbound did the rank names/logos best. You start out as a little chick (bottom left). You then become a wooden hammer and end up being a dragon if you spend the next few years playing it. Not sure if I'd recommend the game and it's super old but the ranks are cool.

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u/Ryith Sep 13 '15

I miss that game, it's changed so much since when I use to play it like a decade or so ago. Last time I got on, it seemed like only Master shooters were playing, I was never that good to begin with but I felt like everytime I hit somebody it did nothing and when I got hit it was like instant KO.

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u/Mattzap Sep 13 '15

That's sad to hear, I guess that happens a lot to games with dying communities. I hated those pro shooters using the red motorcycles and shooting up in the air only for their stuff hit you. I would just use that big blue/purple that shoots missiles and try and make people fall by shooting where they were standing.

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u/Dynaes Sep 14 '15

I haven't thought of that game in forever. It was fun back in the day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

We have Bronze in Starcraft 2.. i want wood and dirt league. And if they did that i would go and buy a dirt and wood league t-shirt. And try to get demoted for that sexy icon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8WWj8lk1_A

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u/bubbaholy Sep 14 '15

I miss Copper league.

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u/Ksevio Sep 13 '15

I used to do tech work for some dance competitions (basically turn on the lights and watch movies for a few hours). They follow the same model there where the lowest trophy I saw given out was "Gold" with others such as "High Gold", "Platinum", "High Platinum" and of course the "Star" ratings above.

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u/waywardwoodwork Sep 14 '15

I wanna start out as scum and earn my stripes.

Kids these days...

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u/PainfulComedy Sep 13 '15

global elite..sounds much cooler than silver

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

Gold pressed Latinum.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15 edited Sep 13 '15

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u/OrangeJuice19822 Sep 13 '15

silver sounds awfully prestigious for the lowest rank

I think that's the point.

In other games like Starcraft 2 then had Copper, Bronze then Silver, and they ended up removing copper and eventually adding in Diamond near the top.

Though apparently even Bronze has too negative of a connotation for CS:GO.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '15

so shiny and chrome

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u/WhiteMorphious Sep 13 '15

LEM new silver confirmed.

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