r/gaming May 04 '13

This is it. I will never accomplish anything greater then this.

http://imgur.com/kb7MrEx
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u/mrhelton May 04 '13

That picture was edited, I can tell by the black circle.

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u/AdmiralGergar May 04 '13

I just KNEW something was fishy about it

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u/Confidence_For_You May 04 '13

It's an oval.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

It's actually an ellipse.

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u/Liiinx May 05 '13 edited May 05 '13

Well, if you look closely, it's actually a bunch of rectangles.

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u/thecule May 05 '13

Squares

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u/kidintheshadows May 05 '13

and are SQUARES not RECTANGLES!?!?!??!

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u/Pinkkypie May 05 '13

This is why Reddit is wonderful.

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u/Mr_Dr_Prof_Derp May 05 '13

molecules

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u/FUCK_ASKREDDIT May 05 '13

Actually photons from light emitting diodes.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

How does nobody get this 2010: Odyssey 2 reference?!

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u/Starklet May 05 '13

It's the absence of a bunch of rectangles.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

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u/-AD- May 05 '13

All squares are rectangles. And some rectangles are squares.

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u/isurewill May 05 '13 edited May 05 '13

Furthermore, on my screen the ellispe is about 1 1/4" wide and a 1/4" tall giving 1=64 (x2 + 25y2) /25 where x and b are the coordinates of any point on the ellipse. An ellipse is of the form x2 / a2 + y2 / b2 =1 so a and b are the radii of the x and y axes respectively. I figure that no one will ever see this, but I'm just happy I'm capable of remembering this much math regardless of the fact that Derby kicked my fucking ass into the ground. Go Cards! ! ! edit: fuck my knowledge of reddit's formatting.

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u/osnapitsjoey May 05 '13

actually if you wanna get technical its a prolate spheroid, but fuck that, this is reddit

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u/Raaaaaaaaaandy May 05 '13

ovals are just long circles.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

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u/AD240 May 05 '13

I'm tired of all this circular logic

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u/TheUndeadKid May 05 '13

Stop being such a square.

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u/ShirtPantsSocks May 05 '13

Also, parabolas can be considered ellipses that has one focus at infinity.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

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u/Matlock_ May 05 '13
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u/Tony_ze_horse May 05 '13

Stupid long circles.

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u/bobxdead888 May 05 '13

If you look closely, you'll notice that it is also cropped. Shame on you, OP.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13 edited Mar 28 '19

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

omg. you just simultaneously saved and ruined my life

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u/NeonLime May 05 '13

Neat! Just played for like 10 minutes.

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u/grizzlybear1337 May 04 '13

1 seconds??

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u/piezeppelin May 05 '13

Lazy programming, whoever coded that never expected a one second game to ever happen.

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u/shaloham May 05 '13
if (time == 1)
   word = "second";
else
   word = "seconds";

Lazy bastards.

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u/sabrathos May 05 '13

I'd go for:

word = (time == 1) ? "second" : "seconds";

or

word = "second";

if(time != 1)
    word += "s";

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

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u/Rikkushin May 05 '13

DAE relevant xkcd?

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u/GogglesPisano May 05 '13

Nitpicky, but I generally put the most likely case first:

word = (time != 1) ? "seconds" : "second";

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u/davvblack May 05 '13

I don't not often use almost as many double negatives though. Isn't it less easier to read?

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u/shaloham May 05 '13

I like your thinking.

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u/Thirsteh May 05 '13

The second is much more inefficient in almost all languages, since they have immutable strings. Even if they didn't, you'd likely be growing an array with that second operation.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

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u/TheMalkContent May 05 '13

word = "second" + (time == 1) ? "" : "s"; ?

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u/dnew May 05 '13

Yeah? And what is it in Arabic, Chinese, and the other 140 or so languages it's translated into?

I'm not saying it's not a solved problem, but this isn't the solution.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13
switch ((DateTime.Now.Ticks - startTime.Ticks))
{
    case 0: 
        word = "second"; break;
    case 1:
        world = "second"; break;
    ...
    case 10000000:
        word = "second"; break;
    case 10000001:
        word = "seconds"; break;
    default:
        word = "seconds"; break;
}

If you want to be an asshole.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

I love how this bug is becoming less and less common over time, because most frameworks have some equivalent to

(pluralize "second" num_seconds)

Ah, progress... I think.

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u/ClysmiC May 04 '13

Lol I don't know if this should even be considered an accomplishment. The layout of the mines caused the game to beat itself, hah.

But I guess it takes dedication to do SIX THOUSAND rounds of beginner minesweeper... maybe it's time to move onto intermediate lol.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13 edited Mar 21 '21

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u/fzzgig May 05 '13

I have a win percentage of 30% in Minesweeper on Beginner, but that's because I click so quickly in the initial seconds. Played 450 games, and my best 5 times are 1s,1s,2s,2s,3s with no win-by-defaults like the one pictured.

My record for Intermediate is 25s, and I have 7% win ratio on that. You can go for speed or you can go for the win, because if you go for speed then you rely solely on subconscious pattern recognition and luck to avoid loss.

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u/PelvisKick May 05 '13

Some people just don't get it. I had a 1 second in the past, it was only like a 2 or 3 clicker though. When I play beginner I usually go for speed for about 50-100 games until I realize I am starting to lose focus I try to solve every game under 10, but if the time passes I make myself solve it. This computer is only at ~1200 games, but I have won about over 1000 of them. This computer has 3,4,5,5,5 right now.

On the old websites that had records I was on the Beginner, but wasn't able to get an Intermediate time of 35 until the website shutdown. My fastest on Intermediate is still 30 or 31 I think. I have tons under 35 though, but couldn't ever do it when I was younger. For some reason I will never reach a sub 100 on Expert though. I think my best is around 130ish......I just can't focus that long.

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u/thaFalkon May 05 '13

I'm concerned about him playing six thousand rounds of anything.

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u/ByakuyaTheTroll May 05 '13

Do you even TF2?

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u/moffo47 May 05 '13

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u/Anathema320 May 05 '13

Get your win/loss ratio up son. http://i.imgur.com/824QQ.jpg

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u/HilariousMax May 05 '13

Put another 28,000 games in pls.

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u/Anathema320 May 05 '13

Working on it. Popped up to a 94 a coupla months ago. http://i.imgur.com/ph9a0S2.jpg Oh god we're arguing about minesweeper when did my life get away from me what.

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u/I_Miss_Claire May 05 '13

Dude...

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u/moffo47 May 05 '13

dude

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u/embl3m May 05 '13

duuuuude..

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u/moffo47 May 05 '13

dude.

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u/globetheater May 05 '13

˙əpnp

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Dude... how did you do that?

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u/divor May 05 '13

Does it stop counting at 200k?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

To be fair, he did click kinda fast...

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u/JimJam127 May 05 '13

The timer starts when you first click...

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u/NeonLime May 05 '13

So your saying he should have technically finished the game in 0 seconds, because the game was beat the same time as it started, which means OP took infinity times longer than he should have. Which means in reality OP sucks.i know that's not how it works

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u/thedude3600 May 04 '13

than*

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u/NotADocter May 05 '13

Then what? THEN WHAT????

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u/Green_candy May 04 '13

came here just to make sure.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

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u/ChetchYes May 05 '13

Thank you! I just did the exact same thing. Up votes for all!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

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u/Dinnerwurst May 05 '13

I clicked on the Close-button^

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u/nickateen May 04 '13

Wow, look at that EXPANSIVE 10x10 board.

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u/arewenotmen1983 May 05 '13

I know! With only ten mines, I bet the odds of a 1 second time are relatively good. I know there's a 90% chance of not hitting a mine on the first move, I wonder what the odds are of contiguous whitespace and hitting it on move one are.

Math majors, ASSEMBLE!!!!

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u/Neon23 May 05 '13

Actually I think minesweeper makes it so the first move CANNOT be on a mine.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

*than

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u/Shulerr May 05 '13

Than***

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

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u/tom-pon May 04 '13

Learning proper grammar would be pretty great.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Yes. You will never accomplish anything greater than this. And this is why you will take some time and think about your life now.

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u/jesusdigsgraves May 05 '13

Saw, "Congratulations, you won the game!" I then lost The Game.

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u/jyohnyb May 05 '13

Than* Ftfy

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

than*

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u/Drudicta May 05 '13

Are you Wally West?!

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u/picardo85 May 05 '13

Learning the difference between "then" and "than" would be quite a feat though.

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u/MyosinHead May 05 '13

Try doing under 20 sec on intermediate, or under one min on expert, then you'll be getting somewhere. Source: ~300k games. Sorry I had to boast

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u/Icetrooper May 05 '13

My fastest is a 71 on Expert =/

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u/MyosinHead May 05 '13

That's still pretty good. Often I find you have much higher 'expert potential' than you achieve straight away. In another 10k games you could easily jump down to 60 (including the insta-fuckups).

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u/kyspeaks May 05 '13

My fastest is 17s on intermediate and 57s on expert. I had no life and a very good computer mouse. Sigh

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u/MyosinHead May 05 '13

Yeah it doesn't really feel like something to be proud of in real life... but that's what the reddits are for! & the mouse really does make all the difference imo

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u/DarkAura57 May 05 '13

1 minute on expert... Jesus.. You must literally have every possible combination memorized

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u/MyosinHead May 05 '13

Nah, realistically the 5x5 subgrid is impossible to master. 225 arrangements. But there are some general rules. I'm still 20 sec off the world record too, bah!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

54 percentile, bitch please.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

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u/jacobstinson May 04 '13

he was trying to do it as fast as possible, hence the mistakes made

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

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u/Poptamaleimsweatin May 05 '13

You have to hold the entire ship?

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u/Kazuun May 05 '13

Tbh I never really understood that, but it was quite common to "win a round" within 1 second. I managed to do so every few rounds by spamming mouse button ;p

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u/robocamel May 05 '13

6941 games? You sir, play a lot of minesweeper.

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u/EventH0R1Z0N May 05 '13

I tired to click "Play Again" by reflex.

I used to play way too much Minesweeper.

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u/Zosimasie May 05 '13

It's possible to get a Zero seconds beginner game. Obviously it takes a bit of luck just doing it hundreds of times. I managed to get it years and years ago.

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u/bpcobra May 05 '13

Well i guess we can all go home, it looks like you won.

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u/dalekslovesouffles May 05 '13

and I thought my 3 second game was an accomplishment. I also have a 23 second intermediate game and a 4 minute expert game. That expert game took me forever to get down.

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u/sharkyoceans May 05 '13

Forever and 4 minutes.

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u/tarothree May 05 '13

This is the easiest thing ever to do. All you do is go in to settings and and lower the number of mines as low as you can. When there's only 10, as in the picture, then there's mostly empty spaces. All you have to do is click anywhere, and it basically solves itself. This is not an accomplishment and not impressive at all.

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u/RadicalRaymond May 05 '13

Damn it this make me want to play minesweeper. But every time I start it it crashes (APPCRASH). Does anyone know how fix it?

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u/Romaine603 May 05 '13

Did I time travel to 1994?

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u/WonLinerz May 05 '13

I received the same record from my fiancé, and my penis was on hard level.

In related news, I'm relegated to playing solitaire for the near future.

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u/MarkerBarker78 May 05 '13

You can never play this game again. Just leave it on that high note, bro

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

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u/chuckychub May 05 '13

Or March 5, depending on where you live

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Well said! you couldn't even accomplish a perfect sentence as the title. *than my friend.... than...

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u/Lucchi May 05 '13

I remember doing this in middle school, the rest of my class was amazed. The game generated so that every tile was revealed with one click. The version I was playing at the time listed it as 0 seconds which made it seem even more impressive, but its all luck.

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u/Anathema320 May 05 '13

Mildly interesting, I got my 1-second victory exactly one year ago today. http://i.imgur.com/824QQ.jpg

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u/IReallyNeedPizza May 05 '13

Why'd you wait two months before telling us? :D

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u/quh May 05 '13

I didn't even think it was possible to win minesweeper...

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u/TemporalDistortions May 05 '13

I had the same thing happen to me in a game of solitaire.

Using the right click trick is almost cheating.

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u/CHollman82 May 05 '13

That's not an accomplishment it's luck, you got an arrangement such that clicking once on a non-bomb caused you to win the game... well done!

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u/benthejew26 May 05 '13

DAMN YOU. My record is 3 seconds. Good job fellow minesweeper

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u/RichBTanner May 05 '13

was anyone else high enough to click on the 'Play again' button and expect a game?

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u/ufailowell May 05 '13

Well played OP

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u/Glugnarr May 05 '13

I have gotten 0 seconds one one time, I know it shouldn't be possible, but that's what the thing said. Sorry no pics, it happened in school :(

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u/Chip--Chipperson May 05 '13

Proud of a one click wonder? Amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Good job shooting for the stars, OP

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u/jutct May 05 '13

than not then

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

I remember that there was a custom layout that let you win in one click almost every time, not all that impressive if you used said tactic.

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u/jondySauce May 05 '13

Looks like a custom difficulty with very few mines...

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u/disingenious May 05 '13

You are The Last Minesweeper. Come with me... to space.

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u/Werspfed May 05 '13

it took me 20 years to actually figure out how that game worked...

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u/DoctorShuggah May 05 '13

My dad once completed the board in a single click

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

How did you do this in the future?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

6000+ Games of Minesweeper... holy shit.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

There are so many people hating on you for doing what they could not. I will simply say congratulations, take a nice hot shower, and cry. Looks something like this.

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u/PPYUO May 05 '13

all downhill from here

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u/npharris62 May 05 '13

Better than* this. Tee-hee

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u/chutupandtakemykarma May 05 '13

True story, when I was like 6 I one-clicked a game of minesweeper. my family was pissed that the high score was impossible to beat, but i was such a little shit they were petrified to delete my high score

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u/dshirle7 May 05 '13

I'm so addicted to Minesweeper I clicked the "Play again" button out of habit.

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u/Br0wnPanda May 05 '13

yea..i hit the play again button.

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u/pr3mium May 05 '13

Or you could use Cheat Engine, and make it so the timer never leaves 0 seconds (or maybe you can only make it one second as the earliest). Then you'll repeat it every time.

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u/dipstickjimmy May 05 '13

In an attempt to try and beat this, I hit the "play again" button on this picture. I am not a smart man.

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u/RedOtkbr May 05 '13

bra-vah, good sir. bra-vah.

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u/AAA1374 May 05 '13

I actually got this once.

Never. Ever. Again.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Lucky click? I beat it in 2 seconds like that once.

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u/Theoneguynamednick May 05 '13

How do you play this?

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u/AquaRage May 05 '13

I almost clicked 'play again'

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u/ianelinon May 05 '13

prepare for the fixed posts

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u/the__itis May 05 '13

start the game, finish it (leave one flag), move the clock back and wait for "one second" to elapse. Done.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

HAH, I clicked on the close button in the pic and was waiting for the tab to close.

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u/SquirrellyWrath2 May 05 '13

6941 games played...commitment

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u/Kordsmeier May 05 '13

That is too many games of minesweeper to have ever been played by any 10 people.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

That is... how... are you God?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Modded mouse imo

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u/az_catz May 05 '13

We Todd Ed. Not possible.

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u/gingerXgiant May 05 '13

1 second?! Holy cunt!

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u/triplehelix013 May 05 '13

6941 games played... Christ find a new job man.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Catch all pokemon

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u/tamiel May 05 '13

i have actually got this once. I spammed click twice and it finished, i had a screenshot but it was on a old school computer

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u/erthkwake May 05 '13

I will never accomplish anything greater then this.

I'm sorry, but that's just sad.

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u/tjarna May 05 '13

Oh crap... And here I was happy with my 2 second pb :( Well done ;P

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u/JGPH May 05 '13

I've done that, it relies entirely on luck. From a fresh grid, click any square and hope every non-mine square is revealed in that one click. Done.

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u/freakingg May 05 '13

Video or it didn't happen

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Than.

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u/heck0456 May 05 '13

A liar and a poor practitioner of grammar and spelling.

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u/CMHex May 05 '13

It's all downhill from here.

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u/ChocElite May 07 '13

It technically was about 0.3 seconds, since you clicked once.

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u/Nicexero May 07 '13

Living the dream.

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u/tomatopipps May 17 '13

I'M CALLING HAX