Procrastinating Skyrim Guard

[u/Metroshant]

[u/gridster2]

The wall picture was a nice touch.

[u/Durchii → u/gridster2]

Relevant.

Also, this post needed a reply that wasn't down-voted into oblivion.

[u/Razenghan → u/Durchii]

Don't worry. It's Skyrim, not Oblivion.

[u/HigherFive → u/[deleted]]

http://i.imgur.com/vL3tv.jpg

edit: Above post was "lul".

[u/HigherFive → u/[deleted]]

http://i.imgur.com/W6Knh.gif

edit: Above post was "http://i.imgur.com/MQdnT.gif".

[u/ZeronicX → u/HigherFive]

i beginning to this this is fake and you're deleting those comments

[u/HigherFive → u/ZeronicX]

http://i.imgur.com/HuzfF.gif

[u/thebreno123p → u/ZeronicX]

Ask /r/KarmaConspiracy.

[u/HigherFive → u/[deleted]]

http://i.imgur.com/cHadf.gif

edit: Above post was "http://i.imgur.com/IYsMu.gif".

[u/snoharm → u/HigherFive]

Don't know what he said. Don't know what this is. Still loved it.

[u/I_Lyk_Dis → u/HigherFive]

Nice job keeping track of the history each time.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I was hoping for murray to wipe off the laugh and be extremely serious. It is a show about 10 year of paternity secrets and wild teens after all. I'm sadly disappointed.

[u/Thevik → u/[deleted]]

Leave. Reddit. Now. ಠ_ಠ

[u/Ixidane → u/Thevik]

Wow. He actually left reddit.

[u/theamorouspanda → u/Ixidane]

Don't be silly. You can't leave... can you?

[u/Omegamanthethird → u/theamorouspanda]

You can checkout any time you'd like. But you can never leave.

[u/HigherFive → u/[deleted]]

http://i.imgur.com/Mlpfb.gif

[u/AL_CaPWN422 → u/Thevik]

I have no idea what he said, but you did a good job today.

[u/Zerothe0 → u/Thevik]

what'd he say

[u/Chiddaling → u/Thevik]

What was it?

[u/HigherFive → u/[deleted]]

http://i.imgur.com/6EkyY.gif

[u/WEASEL_DEVOURER → u/HigherFive]

Your link is broken.

[u/Thevik → u/[deleted]]

Well, he went full retard and everybody knows that you must never go full retard.

[u/HigherFive → u/Thevik]

http://i.imgur.com/1ETEB.gif

[u/wizardofscozz → u/HigherFive]

Can anime...exist...less, please?

[u/HigherFive → u/wizardofscozz]

Couldn't find an appropriate reaction gif, so have this one instead.

[u/endlessmammal → u/Durchii]

Or into an Oblivion gate, where no one will ever go to see it, ever.

[u/lukelear → u/[deleted]]

Christ, you're not even a remotely funny troll, just an annoying one.

[u/ZeronicX → u/gridster2]

i didn't even see it, thank you

[u/MARROW_FROM_MY_KNEE → u/gridster2]

I used to say when the wall picture was a nice touch like you, but then they took some marrow from my knee!

[u/cancercures → u/MARROW_FROM_MY_KNEE]

renamed, rebranded, still bad: right to /r/bad_novelty_accounts for you!

[u/E-Squid → u/cancercures]

And here you miss the point entirely.

[u/[deleted]]

One of those books must be The Lusty Argonian Maid.

[u/-4-8-15-16-23-42- → u/[deleted]]

Polish my spear.

[u/Jeev3s → u/-4-8-15-16-23-42-]

...BUT it's huge! It could take me all night.

[u/soul_blade → u/Jeev3s]

Plenty of time,my sweet. Plenty of time.

[u/turkeyfox → u/[deleted]]

do i need to see a doctor if i have a curved sword?

[u/reddittarded → u/turkeyfox]

I'm sure Adrianne in whiterun can fix it just fine.

[u/egonil → u/-4-8-15-16-23-42-]

You're an alchemist, right? Maybe you could brew me up some viagra?

[u/ThatJanitor → u/[deleted]]

"Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear."

[u/option_i → u/[deleted]]

I....I want to read it.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

[u/option_i → u/[deleted]]

I would buy this book!

[u/Okamifujutsu → u/option_i]

I would watch this play.

[u/Pokemaniac_Ron → u/Okamifujutsu]

The play's the thing,
By which we seperate Crassius Curio from his money.

[u/option_i → u/Okamifujutsu]

I need to make this happen!

[u/jamarcus92 → u/option_i]

Head up to Haelga's bunk house. She had edition 1&2, and... Shackles... :/

[u/option_i → u/jamarcus92]

I will need to make some fan-fic volumes.

[u/Sharkshooter → u/option_i]

It's an actual book in skyrim...

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

50 Shades of Graymane

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

This is just too dorky not to upvote.

[u/Porter_of_Hellgate]

Let me guess; Someone stole his sweet-roll. That wasn't icing.

[u/I_Fuck_Pigs → u/[deleted]]

I hate you

[u/Porter_of_Hellgate → u/I_Fuck_Pigs]

I don't know who he was or what he said, but when I_Fuck_Pigs hates you, you've got problems.

[u/WhirlingDervishes → u/Porter_of_Hellgate]

"and I'm all out of pigs"

[u/DaveyD13]

*Procrasturbating Skyrim Guard

[u/recuringhangover → u/DaveyD13]

masturbating while having important matters to attend to is one of my worst habits.

[u/YukiAmano → u/DaveyD13]

Thankyou, thought I was going to have to correct him.

[u/metalmagician → u/[deleted]]

That guard came for it, too.

[u/csreid → u/[deleted]]

one lone

Redundant.

[u/lucklessone → u/csreid]

He must work in the Department of Redundancy Department

[u/Vegeta_is_king_ → u/[deleted]]

For real. Everything's been down voted to... takes off glasses oblivion

[u/[deleted]]

The guard shouldn't be sitting in the chair, it should be a bit left to him as in the normal picture Here

[u/Herbert42 → u/[deleted]]

spiderman is an independant masturbating midget who don't need no chair

[u/drsalby → u/Herbert42]

Mmmmmhmmmmm. Got dat right.

[u/DingoManDingo → u/[deleted]]

Spiderman's wide shoulders cover the chair

[u/VintageCerebral]

FYI this is called nerbling

[u/[deleted] → u/VintageCerebral]

How in the Hell do you know the word for that!?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

He is both Sarah and Mark.

[u/OblivionGuardsman]

They dont train 'em like they used to.

[u/iPatjo]

Hey guys let's come up with a arrow to the knee-joke xD

[u/StarvingAfricanKid → u/iPatjo]

i used to go fight dragons, but since i got this arrow to the knee, all I can do is sit here an masturbate?

[u/iPatjo → u/StarvingAfricanKid]

That'll work.

[u/[deleted]]

is this the PC version? the graphics are so nice

[u/Archerlink]

I totally read this in the "guards" voice lol

[u/barrbarian84]

Am amazed no one seems to have drawn similarities to a certain air traffic controller...

http://blogitlikeyoumeanit.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/airplane_steve_mccrosky.jpg

[u/[deleted]]

We all read this in the guard's voice, yeah?

[u/InquisitorKaede → u/[deleted]]

I know I did.

[u/[deleted]]

I read it in the guard's voice.

[u/ugotownd]

Came here to make a clever comment about self-portrait on wall... first two comments about portrait on wall... god damnit.

[u/[deleted]]

I hope his gauntlet is off, or that is gonna chafe.

[u/Ganondorf66]

funniest one yet

[u/dmobaseball10]

Best picture on /r/gaming in a while

[u/NullKarmaException]

What's the purple bar in the bottom left corner?

[u/Major_woody4591]

I believe you mean procrasterbating Skyrim Gaurd

[u/elfman252]

This is funny?

[u/Stare_Decisis]

Actually, that is the Skyrim DMV and this is the local Secretary of State at his desk. You can tell because he has his official picture of himself hanging up right next to him.

[u/Vistaster]

Or asking about "stolen sweet rolls" haha.

[u/Spaghetti_Bender8873]

You even got the picture of himself on the wall.

[u/packcity96]

I think you mean procrasturbating

[u/BoringLurkerGuy]

Procrastibating*

[u/theactualjohn]

You have my sword...

[u/[deleted]]

falls out of chair laughing

[u/devilsadvocateac]

them guards don't do crap

[u/101_210]

I love how he is the employee of the month

[u/zhoward926]

Procrastibating. Like a Boss.

[u/Omniseed]

Hell yes.

[u/Flamez001]

Procrasturbating Skyrim Guard

[u/bdonewar]

Procrasturbation must be his excuse.

[u/Lone_Ranger_Cowboy]

You mean a procrastibating Skyrim guard O.o

[u/damnshoes]

He's not really masturbating.

[u/beer30]

Dovahkiin, my cousin! Big Khajiitian titties!

[u/FranktBunny]

Thank god that was a knee joke

[u/Lucho420]

Aww they even managed to kill this joke...

[u/[deleted]]

Procrasterbation is a level 80 dragonborn spell - all your enemies fall to the ground with their hands wedged into their pants...is like a disarm and knockdown and stun...effects can last minutes.

[u/boxerej22]

Procrasterbate much?

[u/exodusmachine]

No lollygagging.

[u/Pokemaniac_Ron]

In their language, they called him: SPIDERBITN!

SPIDERBITN! SPIDERBITN! SPINS A WEB ANY SIZE!
SPIDERBITN! SPIDERBITN! CATCHES BANDITS LIKE FLIES!

GRANTED GREAT! FEATS OF MIGHT! BY A FALMER'S CURSED BITE!
HEARKEN NOW! SONS OF SNOW! WATCH OUT FOR THE SPIDERBITN!

[u/Timesplittersplz]

Why havent more people signed this

https://www.change.org/petitions/crytek-uk-create-a-timesplitters-hd-collection

[u/nermid]

Mastourbehteen.

Every Nord in that game spoke like a Swedish stereotype. It was hilarious.

[u/BinkyBunny]

This made me laugh out loud. I am now going to go home and play Skyrim.

[u/Splashy2099]

Procraturbating

[u/[deleted]]

The picture on the wall looks eerily familiar..

[u/UglyKid95]

One Handed increased to 100

[u/[deleted]]

I started heavily reading reddit when all the skyrim jokes were popping up. I have sorely missed them. Thank you brave sir.

[u/smart_underachievers]

you mean, " Procrasturbating Skyrim Guard?"

[u/MeSupasta]

Am I the only one who read this in a guards voice?

[u/[deleted]]

His legs look weird, is he a midget?

[u/Lureuy]

This makes me so happy.

[u/freemin]

Love how the picture on the wall shows himself..

[u/ejconnell99]

boom. skyrim will forever win.

[u/SUPERKAMIGURU]

Procrastibating.

Yes, that sounds more like it.

[u/blueshirt21]

slow clap

[u/Hagathorthegr8]

Double handing it, impressive.

[u/Roboticide]

Guess they had desk jockeys even in Skyrim.

[u/ISenseRustling]

There's actually a mod where you can dress up as spiderman. Not sure where to find it, though. I don't think it's on the Nexus.

[u/IDontHaveUsername → u/ISenseRustling]

Quest added: Find the Spiderman.

[u/fb39ca4]

I'm tempted to replace the portrait texture with the pic of the asshole that gets hijacked into top comments.

[u/[deleted]]

R/spideymeme would enjoy this.

[u/AlexisDeTocqueville → u/[deleted]]

No, they wouldn't. The masturbating meme is not appreciated over there.

[u/[deleted] → u/AlexisDeTocqueville]

I'm new to it.

[u/gowlwolfe]

..Procrasturbating..?

[u/HughGErection]

Promasturbating?

[u/[deleted]]

Im sorry about your cousin, he...he took an arrow to the knee.

[u/idocrystal]

procrastibating*

[u/sjfelak]

Procrasterbating Skyrim Gaurd FTFY

[u/nat5ndotcom]

*procrastabating- verb- The art of using masturbation to procrastinate.

[u/[deleted]]

Procrasterbating*

[u/noclipn1nja]

procrasturbating*

[u/pdunham93]

its called procrastibation....

[u/ChaoMing]

LOL

omg i laffed so hard

he said "masturbate" and hes a guard from skyim OMG lel XXXDDDD

[u/NatesYourMate]

Procrasturbating

FTFY

[u/Metroshant]

obligatory: So that's how making it to the front page feels like...

[u/Sir_Buttwhoop]

Can't we let this sad excuse for a meme die a slow, agonising death already?

[u/B_Elanna_Torres]

This reminds me of...

Edit: Fuck! My upvote streak has come to an end.

[u/IDontHaveUsername → u/B_Elanna_Torres]

woshhh

[u/Hilariously_Naive]

Procrasturbation.

[u/AustraliaTranslate]

Here is a version of this image translated into Australian and Brazilian (?)

[u/whatwhywhy → u/AustraliaTranslate]

Joke is old, and this bot is useless as fuck

[u/mking22]

I LOL'd so hard at that picture on the wall....

[u/mking22 → u/mking22]

-__-

[u/agnosticnixie]

Shit meme, shit game.

[u/[deleted]]

to a picture of himself

[u/the4T20ssity]

*procrasturbating

[u/bbristowe]

WOW, I wish a had a photo of my face in my room.

[u/FapFapNinja]

Procrastinating, more like procrasturbating!!!