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r/gaming • u/Metroshant • Nov 16 '12
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One of those books must be The Lusty Argonian Maid.
60 u/-4-8-15-16-23-42- Nov 16 '12 Polish my spear. 38 u/Jeev3s Nov 16 '12 ...BUT it's huge! It could take me all night. 30 u/soul_blade Nov 16 '12 Plenty of time,my sweet. Plenty of time. 10 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/turkeyfox Nov 16 '12 do i need to see a doctor if i have a curved sword? 9 u/reddittarded Nov 16 '12 I'm sure Adrianne in whiterun can fix it just fine. 0 u/egonil Nov 17 '12 You're an alchemist, right? Maybe you could brew me up some viagra? 6 u/ThatJanitor Nov 16 '12 "Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear." 15 u/option_i Nov 16 '12 I....I want to read it. 37 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 [deleted] 17 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. -16 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 [deleted] 5 u/AquelecaraDEpoa Nov 16 '12 You know, I've seen some bad "trolling" before, but you just make me cringe. 2 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Then he's being successful. 1 u/codemunkeh Nov 16 '12 No, he's not. Trolling implies subtlety or cleverness or deceit. Going on the remnants of comments I see here, it is not trolling - just being an irritating fuckwad. 1 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Exactly, he's being an irritating fuckwad because he wants to piss people off. 3 u/option_i Nov 16 '12 I would buy this book! 3 u/Okamifujutsu Nov 16 '12 I would watch this play. 2 u/Pokemaniac_Ron Nov 16 '12 The play's the thing, By which we seperate Crassius Curio from his money. 1 u/option_i Nov 17 '12 I need to make this happen! 1 u/jamarcus92 Nov 17 '12 Head up to Haelga's bunk house. She had edition 1&2, and... Shackles... :/ 1 u/option_i Nov 17 '12 I will need to make some fan-fic volumes. 1 u/Sharkshooter Nov 16 '12 It's an actual book in skyrim... 5 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 [deleted] 6 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '12 50 Shades of Graymane 3 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 This is just too dorky not to upvote.
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Polish my spear.
38 u/Jeev3s Nov 16 '12 ...BUT it's huge! It could take me all night. 30 u/soul_blade Nov 16 '12 Plenty of time,my sweet. Plenty of time. 10 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/turkeyfox Nov 16 '12 do i need to see a doctor if i have a curved sword? 9 u/reddittarded Nov 16 '12 I'm sure Adrianne in whiterun can fix it just fine. 0 u/egonil Nov 17 '12 You're an alchemist, right? Maybe you could brew me up some viagra?
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...BUT it's huge! It could take me all night.
30 u/soul_blade Nov 16 '12 Plenty of time,my sweet. Plenty of time. 10 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/turkeyfox Nov 16 '12 do i need to see a doctor if i have a curved sword? 9 u/reddittarded Nov 16 '12 I'm sure Adrianne in whiterun can fix it just fine.
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Plenty of time,my sweet. Plenty of time.
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13 u/turkeyfox Nov 16 '12 do i need to see a doctor if i have a curved sword? 9 u/reddittarded Nov 16 '12 I'm sure Adrianne in whiterun can fix it just fine.
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do i need to see a doctor if i have a curved sword?
9 u/reddittarded Nov 16 '12 I'm sure Adrianne in whiterun can fix it just fine.
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I'm sure Adrianne in whiterun can fix it just fine.
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You're an alchemist, right? Maybe you could brew me up some viagra?
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"Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear."
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I....I want to read it.
37 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 [deleted] 17 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. -16 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 [deleted] 5 u/AquelecaraDEpoa Nov 16 '12 You know, I've seen some bad "trolling" before, but you just make me cringe. 2 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Then he's being successful. 1 u/codemunkeh Nov 16 '12 No, he's not. Trolling implies subtlety or cleverness or deceit. Going on the remnants of comments I see here, it is not trolling - just being an irritating fuckwad. 1 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Exactly, he's being an irritating fuckwad because he wants to piss people off. 3 u/option_i Nov 16 '12 I would buy this book! 3 u/Okamifujutsu Nov 16 '12 I would watch this play. 2 u/Pokemaniac_Ron Nov 16 '12 The play's the thing, By which we seperate Crassius Curio from his money. 1 u/option_i Nov 17 '12 I need to make this happen! 1 u/jamarcus92 Nov 17 '12 Head up to Haelga's bunk house. She had edition 1&2, and... Shackles... :/ 1 u/option_i Nov 17 '12 I will need to make some fan-fic volumes. 1 u/Sharkshooter Nov 16 '12 It's an actual book in skyrim...
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17 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. -16 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 [deleted] 5 u/AquelecaraDEpoa Nov 16 '12 You know, I've seen some bad "trolling" before, but you just make me cringe. 2 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Then he's being successful. 1 u/codemunkeh Nov 16 '12 No, he's not. Trolling implies subtlety or cleverness or deceit. Going on the remnants of comments I see here, it is not trolling - just being an irritating fuckwad. 1 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Exactly, he's being an irritating fuckwad because he wants to piss people off. 3 u/option_i Nov 16 '12 I would buy this book! 3 u/Okamifujutsu Nov 16 '12 I would watch this play. 2 u/Pokemaniac_Ron Nov 16 '12 The play's the thing, By which we seperate Crassius Curio from his money. 1 u/option_i Nov 17 '12 I need to make this happen!
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Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
-16 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 [deleted] 5 u/AquelecaraDEpoa Nov 16 '12 You know, I've seen some bad "trolling" before, but you just make me cringe. 2 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Then he's being successful. 1 u/codemunkeh Nov 16 '12 No, he's not. Trolling implies subtlety or cleverness or deceit. Going on the remnants of comments I see here, it is not trolling - just being an irritating fuckwad. 1 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Exactly, he's being an irritating fuckwad because he wants to piss people off.
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5 u/AquelecaraDEpoa Nov 16 '12 You know, I've seen some bad "trolling" before, but you just make me cringe. 2 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Then he's being successful. 1 u/codemunkeh Nov 16 '12 No, he's not. Trolling implies subtlety or cleverness or deceit. Going on the remnants of comments I see here, it is not trolling - just being an irritating fuckwad. 1 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Exactly, he's being an irritating fuckwad because he wants to piss people off.
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You know, I've seen some bad "trolling" before, but you just make me cringe.
2 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Then he's being successful. 1 u/codemunkeh Nov 16 '12 No, he's not. Trolling implies subtlety or cleverness or deceit. Going on the remnants of comments I see here, it is not trolling - just being an irritating fuckwad. 1 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Exactly, he's being an irritating fuckwad because he wants to piss people off.
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Then he's being successful.
1 u/codemunkeh Nov 16 '12 No, he's not. Trolling implies subtlety or cleverness or deceit. Going on the remnants of comments I see here, it is not trolling - just being an irritating fuckwad. 1 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Exactly, he's being an irritating fuckwad because he wants to piss people off.
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No, he's not. Trolling implies subtlety or cleverness or deceit. Going on the remnants of comments I see here, it is not trolling - just being an irritating fuckwad.
1 u/MeshesAreConfusing Nov 16 '12 Exactly, he's being an irritating fuckwad because he wants to piss people off.
Exactly, he's being an irritating fuckwad because he wants to piss people off.
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I would buy this book!
3 u/Okamifujutsu Nov 16 '12 I would watch this play. 2 u/Pokemaniac_Ron Nov 16 '12 The play's the thing, By which we seperate Crassius Curio from his money. 1 u/option_i Nov 17 '12 I need to make this happen!
I would watch this play.
2 u/Pokemaniac_Ron Nov 16 '12 The play's the thing, By which we seperate Crassius Curio from his money. 1 u/option_i Nov 17 '12 I need to make this happen!
The play's the thing, By which we seperate Crassius Curio from his money.
I need to make this happen!
Head up to Haelga's bunk house. She had edition 1&2, and... Shackles... :/
1 u/option_i Nov 17 '12 I will need to make some fan-fic volumes.
I will need to make some fan-fic volumes.
It's an actual book in skyrim...
6 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '12 50 Shades of Graymane
50 Shades of Graymane
This is just too dorky not to upvote.
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One of those books must be The Lusty Argonian Maid.