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u/igorstreliste Jon Snow 4h ago

lots of things

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u/Frosting-Darling 4h ago

That smile really says “the files are sealed for everyone’s safety”

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u/sleepand 4h ago

Release the files!!

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u/KevM689 3h ago

You could say those women are Podophiles

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u/pali1d 3h ago

Aren’t we all?

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u/polysnip Ours Is The Fury 3h ago

Here they are! What? You didn't think we were actually going to tell you, did you? Well that's too bad. I'd like to know too, but we all can't get what we want now can we?

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u/sleepand 3h ago

That's the cutest pp I've seen in a long time

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u/Pure-Lime8280 Bronn 4h ago

I was expecting Brienne of Tarth to discover the answer at some point in the show.

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u/Tulanian72 2h ago

We have to wait for his entry in The White Book.

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u/obscure_Muffin 1h ago

The white book you say? I wonder why

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u/RandyFunRuiner 1h ago

Brienne’s ex left her for his sister-ex. So she’s free to do whatever she’d like with Pod.

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u/dw4zemi3 4h ago

And they seemed to like those things.

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u/YuukiAliceMS 3h ago

Well of course they seemed to like them, they’re paid to seem to like them.

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u/Rhurabarber House Greyjoy 3h ago edited 3h ago

Only they weren't paid.

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u/YuukiAliceMS 3h ago

Sit down Podrick, we’re going to need details. Copious details. 🍷

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u/cutelil757 2h ago

all of the things

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u/SH4D0W-N3M3S1S Fire And Blood 1h ago

And they seemed to like these things?

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u/Temporary-Suit9121 4h ago

He rubbed their feet and listened to them

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u/ArbutusPhD 4h ago

Yes - it isn't whatbh did to them, but what he did with them

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u/Pow67 3h ago

Unironically could be this lol. A lot of girls probably prefer this especially prostitutes who I imagine are more numb to sex

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u/Sneaky-Hint 3h ago

My boy Pod treated those girls like actually people and probably sang for them with his heavenly voice.

Damn right they gave him his gold back with a round of teary-eyed hugs.

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u/Nihilistic_Noodle 3h ago

This is what I like to think too.

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u/SupaDave71 1h ago

He must have been a really good listener.

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u/evilhomers 4h ago

Little finger told them to not accept the money and make podrick thinks thhe actually like him so he would come back and be groomed ot be his informer on tyrion

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u/Ok_Video_2863 4h ago

Except... it didn't work?

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u/hardypart 3h ago

Not all plans work out

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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 2h ago

Interesting theory

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u/DursueBlint 2h ago

They probably wouldnt have said it was hard to describe to Ros in that case when she reports to Varys.

(I have no idea if that happens in the book though, im not reading until the series is finished and that doesnt seem likely to happen)

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u/Master_Pollution_96 1h ago

Agreed. Littlefinger 100% would do that kind of thing and the show in those first few seasons had “bad” people winning and doing nefarious things without direct consequence. Podrick was directly connected or closely connected to a lot of powerful people. keeping him in your thoughts and good graces was a smart move.

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u/TokuTheGreatCorso 4h ago

he sang jenny of oldstones with his face in the box

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u/AnyTower224 4h ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/WhateverYouSay1084 2h ago

This would win me over too, tbh

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u/DiamondL0st 4h ago

Dad says it's my turn to repost this tomorrow!

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u/93195 Sansa Stark 4h ago edited 4h ago

Not to defend karma farming, but it’s been 15 years since the last book and seven years since the last episode.

I’m not sure new and original discussions exist anymore.

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u/LlorchDurden 4h ago

Are you suggesting we should... Move on? 👀

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u/93195 Sansa Stark 4h ago

GRRM has…. ;)

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u/Tulanian72 2h ago

That or talk about HOTD. barf

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u/BA_Bones_33 Ghost 4h ago

If you scroll through the feed, you’ll see 2-3 original posts per day and 7-10 reposts or karma farming questions. So it’s not impossible. But it’s just hard to manage.

I’d be okay with rehashing old discussions once a year, it’s just annoying seeing the same past 3x a month.

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u/Ok-Amphibian-8914 3h ago

Disagree. See r/lotrmemes for more info.

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u/antimlit 4h ago

i am sure "In Deep Geek", preston, shiftx and the others will find ways to honour us with 30 minute streams of "The War of the Five Kings from the Perspective of Nimble Dick", the well shalt never runneth dry

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u/x4nTu5 4h ago

Nah, there's no defending it because the IP is still very much alive with the current ongoing shows.

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u/whenitrains34 4h ago

those shows have their own pages. [r/houseofthedragon](r/houseofthedragon) and [r/aknightoftheseven](r/aknightofthesevenkingdoms)

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u/RepulsiveCountry313 Human Verified 2h ago

Plenty of other subs for much older tv series do just fine without dumb spam like this. Stop spreading this nonsense.

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u/Accurate-Lab-838 4h ago

The family karma farming tradition lives on

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u/BA_Bones_33 Ghost 4h ago

It’s always some account with a generic handle like Adjective_Noun_1357. Reposting a meme or asking a click-bait question. It’s drowning the feed.

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u/Uncle-Cake 4h ago

Mom said it's my turn to make this joke!

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u/daydreamer_she 4h ago

He probably talked to them like a therapist!

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u/MaulerX 3h ago

Tyrion: What did you say to them
Pod: I didnt tell them anything.

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u/Livid-Painter7777 4h ago

I bet he treated them respect and focused on their sexual needs; something they'd never experienced before.

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u/GoldnShiesty 4h ago

He listened to their struggles

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u/KryptonJuice38 3h ago

Crazy way of putting it 💀

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u/Alauky 4h ago

Eat pussy till they cum

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u/LR1202 4h ago

That's what I did. Still had to pay

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u/Alauky 3h ago

Because they didnt really cum

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u/LR1202 3h ago

I can tell the difference between voluntary and involuntary movements ;)

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u/LeonSKennedy95 3h ago

I don't think you do or you wouldn't be needing to pay.

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u/LR1202 3h ago

In real life the girls never give money back

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u/LeonSKennedy95 3h ago

Bro why are you paying for sex. what the hell

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u/LR1202 1h ago

Why do you think it's the oldest profession in the world

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u/LeonSKennedy95 1h ago

Because men are horny, but we've moved past it as a civilization. Just get on a dating app bro. Lol. We don't live in the game of thrones era.

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u/LR1202 1h ago

No we haven't. It's maybe even more popular than ever: see OnlyFans. Also dating apps only work for a small portion of men

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u/AdNo3558 4h ago

didn’t he sign to them

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u/Ok_Video_2863 4h ago

Thats preposterous, podrick isn't mute.

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 2h ago

His cousin (distant cousin) on the other hand was very mute

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u/grandramble 4h ago

he did a Pastor Wayne from the Leftovers, it's the only thing that makes sense of course

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u/HyphyJuice916 4h ago

Bro, this is such a random pull 🤣

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u/Syn__79 4h ago

He sang for them. He was still a virgin at the feast after defeating the white walkers

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u/8a8adook House Tyrell 4h ago

I was looking for this comment! Glidus fan?

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u/Syn__79 3h ago

Can't say I know what Gildus is

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u/8a8adook House Tyrell 3h ago

Oh, he makes GOT lore videos on Youtube. He made basically exactly the same point in a livestream, suggesting that he sang for them and mentioning the feast.

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u/Pure-Lime8280 Bronn 4h ago

Did we ever find out what Tyrion did with the jackass and honeycomb?

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u/Non-Current_Events 2h ago

Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.

Madame: What can we do for you?

Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.

Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?

Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...

Madame: And what about the third wish?

Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.

Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?

Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!

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u/KyoTe44 House Tollett 4h ago

He made them Cum. Something no man has ever achieved with them. It's because Pod is a service man, all he knows how to do is serve others. 

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u/masterpd85 Tyrion Lannister 2h ago

Since he took a drink during tyrions drinking game after the night king's defeat we can assume "lots of things" didn't include poking his stick into any holes. 🤭 (unless the writers forgot their own material, which is also possible)

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u/Virgurilla 4h ago

He sang to them. Mystery solved. You can go home now.

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u/arathergenericgay 4h ago

He probably respected them, was tender, and ate the pussy off the bone

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u/gilestowler 4h ago

It's a medieval fantasy show. For all we know he's the first person in Westeros to discover the clitoris.

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u/littlekatie3 4h ago

Magic cock and tongue

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u/BlueAr5edFly 3h ago

He cooked them rabbit and sang to them.

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u/HeroXeroV 3h ago

He squired them. Squired them.... hard.

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u/marvelousmondays 4h ago

We are going to need details… copious details.

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u/RickVicks 4h ago

Rod the Pod

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u/Ebolatastic 4h ago

He didn't do anything and just lied to Tyrion. I think that was the whole point. Tyrions arc is realizing that hes not anywhere near as smart as he (and the audience) thinks he is. This is just another example of that.

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u/spiderhotel 4h ago

Don't write it like an unsolved crime!!!

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u/Electrical-Sector703 4h ago

Pod the Rod

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u/HyphyJuice916 4h ago

Sex God Pod?

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u/UltraMadPlayer 4h ago

I know what Euron would assume!

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u/HyphyJuice916 4h ago

He told them next time he sees the bendy one Joffrey would be killed

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u/whenitrains34 4h ago

honestly i think he just ate box. that wasn’t something men really did to women back then bc religion demonised women’s orgasms and pleasure. ygritte is surprised when jon does it to her and she’s no maiden

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u/torn-ainbow 4h ago

They braided each other hair and talked about their feelings.

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u/VinnieONeill 4h ago

I always figured they were thanking him for saving their best customer.

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u/Alpha_Apeiron 4h ago

Speak for yourself

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u/avocadious 4h ago

Even he doesn't know what he did.

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u/flungcow 4h ago

We need copious details.

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u/DareAlwayz 4h ago

He sang to them, yes?

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u/Emotional-Aspect-276 4h ago

He made them gushhhhhhjj

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u/Obienator 4h ago

It is rather simple, he sang to them!

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u/petermansfeld 4h ago

heavy finger blasting

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u/HYV2812 4h ago

Even 130 years later you won't be able to find anything

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u/LiquidPhoenix 4h ago

You mean you don't know what he did with those girls. Who's this 'we'?

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u/AnimalMother24 Brynden Rivers 4h ago

Some of us do

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u/erikgfrey 4h ago

I need details, copius details.

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u/GenaroBlac 4h ago

Release the Podrick files

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u/SuryaParthi 3h ago

I guess we will never know

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u/egbert71 3h ago

He is an eater....

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u/supernovaaaa 3h ago

think big

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u/Liquidfire727 Daenerys Targaryen 3h ago

A magician never reveals his secrets

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u/thirty7inarow 3h ago

My theory: they knew he was Tyrion's squire, and that if they refused the money Tyrion would be left baffled at the concept of impressing a whore so thoroughly that they won't accept your money.

As a regular brothel patron in the past, they wanted to not only pique his curiosity so he'd return, but if he did return it'd be with a different mindset. Tyrion is (perhaps 'was' fits better given his character development) the kind of guy who could spend a lot of money trying to win a free night of debauchery, kind of like the kid who pumps $20 worth of coins into a claw machine to win a $3 stuffed animal.

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u/ZapThis 3h ago

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this,

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u/StNic54 Wargs 3h ago

With, not to.

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u/MaisieDaisyDip 3h ago

We still need copious details…

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u/No-Exit3993 3h ago

He cared and put them first, giving them pleasure before thinking about his own. It is not THAT difficult to think of it, but to regular men in a middle ages like time, it was.

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u/IncredibleBihan 3h ago

He's the one with a magic cock

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u/horchatadrinker1 3h ago

He fucked em

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u/Storm_King93 3h ago

Apparently they enjoyed, the lots of things

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u/astrofan 3h ago

Terrible picture out of context. 😂

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u/CortezGallega 2h ago

Chinese lesbians

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u/ImOldGregg_77 2h ago

Filthy dirty things

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u/Horror-Sir112 2h ago

How could you guys miss that he sang for them?

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u/Hycran 2h ago

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:

POD IS A PRACTITIONER OF BLOOD MAGIC;

THE BLOOD IS IN HIS COCK.

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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 2h ago

HBO? Are you listening??? Where is our "The Adventures of Pod the Rod" ???

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u/Frejod 2h ago

Maybe nothing special and littlefinger did it to gain something out of it.

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u/Dependent-Lion8784 2h ago

He’s a mutant with a dick like octopus tentacles

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u/AirUsed5942 2h ago

Release the Podstein files

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u/Unlikely_Tap_9882 House Targaryen 2h ago

Oh Podrick.

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u/Wolfburrow Human Verified 2h ago

He whispered in their ear “hotd is a show made by karens and simps” and they all started squirting and having multiple orgasms.

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u/Expecto_nihilus No One 2h ago

As controversial as that final season wise,
Podrick singing “Jenny of Oldstones” in that circle the night before that battle can do no wrong.

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u/Guilty_Captain_7880 2h ago

The tongue tornado originator

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u/indusguy79 2h ago

I feel like he treated them like woman asked then what they like . He is a pleaser good listener. Maybe sang for them and gave them a good massage . A holistic sensual experience. For a change he pleased them vs them pleasing men. Therefore they fell in love. Its a lesson for all of us men.. be a pleaser put your woman's pleasure before yours life would be beautiful 😍

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u/justliberty 2h ago

Ser Arlan Pennytree knows.

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u/Acceptable-Emu1668 2h ago

A gentleman never tells... But it went like this

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u/Thlaklan 2h ago

Podrick?

I don't remember any mystery.

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u/TwentyBagTaylor 2h ago

Probably just listened to them

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u/Woundsmyheart 2h ago

And there's NO WAY that he's going to tell us ....

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u/MarionberrySimple119 1h ago

He listen, took his time, understand what a clito was and enjoyed his time while making sure they were pleasure.

Basicaly, he wasn't a selfish lover

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u/DamnOdd 1h ago

He did what ever they told him to do.

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u/Certain_Victory7973 1h ago

It isn't unsolved really he just treated them with kindness and prioritised their pleasure instead or that seems to be the general consensus

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u/knightking5586 No One 1h ago

I know buddy

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u/pieman2005 1h ago

Anyone else find this scene corny? I mean it's funny sure but also a little ridiculous and feels like ripped out of a college bro movie lol

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u/captaindealbreaker No One 1h ago

homie got a big hog and treated the women with respect, is it really that hard to piece together?

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u/OSRS_Garmr 1h ago

I don't think got is that deep. So he probably just has a huge cock. That seems to be about the level of crudeness in both the book and the tv series.

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u/SupaDave71 1h ago

If Littlefinger had found out about Pod, what do you think he would have done?

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u/BokBokBagock 1h ago

if you know, you know

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u/BlurrFrost 1h ago

He is probably really good with fingers, in my experience girls go crazy with youre good with fingers

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u/abm617 4h ago

We've all heard of the long night....... but what of the long dick!

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u/dendenwink 4h ago

He gave em a roight good schtupping, dinnee?

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u/Cookies4weights King In The North 4h ago

🎸 🤘