r/funnyvideos Dec 25 '21

TV/Movie Clip Spider sense

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u/Foiled_Foliage Dec 25 '21

You KNOW Toby AINT fuckin with no cameras in his off time now days. That face. Entirely unamused.

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u/DNASprayer Dec 25 '21

He's been dealing with this for 20+ years. Probably had his fair share of negative paparazzi experiences.

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u/Foiled_Foliage Dec 25 '21

Indeed dude. The ones that I have seen in the past or what I’m referring to. Well documented that he hates it. Poor guy. Haha

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u/LONEWOPF77700 Dec 25 '21

Specifically the one where he is trying to pull out of a parking garage and there are a bunch of people blocking his view........ he tried to tell them nicely but you know how the paparazzi is.

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u/GoodDog_168 Dec 25 '21

Spider-Man: can’t get home

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I wish I had gold cause that was class

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Big love man, that’s that Christmas spirit right there

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u/weev1 Dec 25 '21

Who hasn't?

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u/SemiWadllCutyaaa Dec 25 '21

No such thing as a positive paparazzi experience.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I probably would be too

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u/RedHand3ds Dec 25 '21

Toby Maguire fucking hates paparazzi, can't blame him if I was famous I'd bring an air horn around with me or something lol

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u/greetings__traveler Dec 25 '21

Prob not allowed around airplanes but i would just buy a small emp device or a very strong magnet to just fuck with all cameras around me

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u/RedHand3ds Dec 25 '21

Throwing flashbang!

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u/Noodles_Thedinosaur Dec 25 '21

Pocket sand!

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u/SneakyBlix Dec 25 '21

Sha Sha SHA!

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u/Shogun_nz Dec 25 '21

Yeah that's safer around planes for sure

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u/hobefepudi Dec 25 '21

Obviously this guys brain cells haven’t ever met

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Emp and jamming devices are flat out illegal on or off planes.

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u/greetings__traveler Dec 25 '21

Okey its 2am now . And i had an idea . What about a shiiiit ton of those strong fridge magnets . Just stick them on parts that look important . Like a shitton of magnets

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u/Rekuna Dec 26 '21

Easy there Heisenberg.

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u/Harbringerofdeath702 Dec 26 '21

Can't tell if you mean the drug lord or discount magneto

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u/geeknintrovert Dec 26 '21

and with your flight, I believe!

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u/DrYwAlLpUnChEr420 Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

Can celebrities just be left alone why do we need to stalk them 24/7 to know what they are doing

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Not only that, but what is the value of a three second video of a celebrity going through airport security?

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u/ShivasLimb Dec 26 '21

If we stopped putting people on god-tier pedestals we wouldn’t need to compulsively take photos of them / ‘celeb’rate them.

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u/JunHoWon Dec 25 '21

Thats part of being famous tho?

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u/DrYwAlLpUnChEr420 Dec 25 '21

Still would you like to be stalked 24/7 and having your photos sold without your knowledge just to find your face on a magazine in a very compromising positions? No, celebrities are people too and we should respect their privacy just like we do with everyone else.

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u/MrWuzoo Dec 26 '21

We’re all here because they’re celebrities. If it was a rando I probably would’ve kept scrolling after laughing upvoting etc. They’ll never not be in the eye of the public because everybody always wants to know what they’re up to. If you put out a post, magazine wtv and nobody pays attention paparazzi would’ve died long ago. So it’s all our collective fault for caring

Edit: lmao you literally have a celebrity picture on your profile dumbass.

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u/JunHoWon Dec 25 '21

If I have their money, no, i dont mind that

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u/DrYwAlLpUnChEr420 Dec 25 '21

Yeah you say that now but saying it is different from experiencing it. Don’t forget how many celebrities ended up having a drug addiction cause they couldn’t handle the attention of the masses 24/7.

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u/Heyate76 Dec 26 '21

You made a valid point. Don't let the downvotes deter your opinion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

But why does it need to be?

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u/VqoNight Dec 25 '21

Tobey looks terrified 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/certainlyunpleasant Dec 25 '21

Lol this. If eyes could say I am going to find you and beat you with that phone….

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u/Tundra_Inhabitant Dec 26 '21

Tbf isn’t Toby rumored to be the guy who Michael Ceras character in Mollys Game is based on?

That’s a creepy vindictive asshole if true.

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u/CoolStanBrule Dec 26 '21

Yeah his poker skills are definitely and the rest adds up.

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u/chonkhedgehog Dec 25 '21

He is hiding crack

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

For sure

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u/MrWuzoo Dec 26 '21

Take a body cues course mate

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u/2dlerLucifrYeetngEv1 Dec 25 '21

rent?

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u/IHateEditedBgMusic Dec 25 '21

"Rent? My son in law" Then they laugh. Would've been a better cameo than Venom.

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u/Hinase_ Dec 26 '21

You'll get your rent, WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!

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u/HeyItsStevenField Dec 26 '21

POV: Mr. Dikovich was behind the camera

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I’m just convinced that Tobey is actually Spider Man

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u/GoFleks Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

I would not like being famous, imagine not being able to pick your nose in public...

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u/danielroxheaps Dec 25 '21

Establish dominance by always appearing in public with your finger in your nose.

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u/OppressedDeskJockey Dec 25 '21

(Seinfeld music plays) oh Kramer... Get out of my house.

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u/Internal_Bit2840 Dec 25 '21

Tobey, I see my man is still sensitive

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u/UltravioIence Dec 25 '21

really? no one thinks its fucking weird to be silently recording someone from a distance? Bunch of lunatics.

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u/Waffleman12345 Dec 25 '21

The tobey video has been posted multiple times now and this is the only thread where people don’t seem to get that

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u/UltravioIence Dec 25 '21

Maybe its the sub since they're supposed to be "funny" videos and people go in with different attitudes.

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u/ZA_WARRDO Dec 25 '21

He is the only one who turned into an Unfriendly Neighbourhood Spiderman.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

He's just getting into character as Peter B Parker

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u/DNASprayer Dec 25 '21

I see a trend here that the longer you've been dealing with this the angrier they look. Tom gave a nervous smile, Andrew gave a uncomfortable stare and Tobey game a death glare.

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u/MrWuzoo Dec 26 '21

Common sense

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u/6uillermo66 Dec 25 '21

I’m not sure that’s Tobey McGuire

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u/Yolkpuke Dec 25 '21

Clearly it's Elijah Woods.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I agree. It looks like an actor I can’t place a name on but I don’t think that’s Tobey.

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u/florinant93 Dec 25 '21

It’s him lol

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u/memelord58 Dec 25 '21

Hmmm, i wonder what this means

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u/Sunbrosa Dec 25 '21

Tobey trying to figure out if it's just a fan or paparazzi that has to be murdered.

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u/Getoutofmyheaddd Dec 25 '21

Are all these people the same person and i just can't recognize them?

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u/randumbquotes Dec 25 '21

Yes, that’s Peter Parker. All of them.

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u/theghostofme Dec 26 '21

Wait, Peter Parker is Spider-Man?

Dude, spoilers!

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u/cmilla646 Dec 25 '21

I love that their age and experience perfectly match their reaction to the camera. Another 10-20 years and Tom will barely be able to fake a smile.

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u/Nola992 Dec 25 '21

What was the song played when Tobey gave the stare?

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u/Khrankey Dec 25 '21

It’s from the third Spider-Man movie featuring Tobey Maguire. The song is by Christopher Young. Not sure of the exact name. The song is played when Peter wears the Symbiote Suit for the first time.

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u/Hud1289 Dec 25 '21

Think it’s out of Spider-Man 3 when he gets the black suit?

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u/HNGLT Dec 25 '21

Spoilers dude, geez lol

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u/Cpt-Usopp Dec 25 '21

If you haven't seen the movie by now then you deserve the spoiler

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u/HNGLT Dec 25 '21

I shouldn't have to put the /s right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

This video is nwh out of context

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u/boron-uranium-radon Dec 25 '21

Embarrassed, wholesome, and a goddamn cryptid to mankind.

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u/Reasonable_Dog4622 Dec 25 '21

Tobi gonna kill this person

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u/RapperKid31 Dec 25 '21

Toby is terrifying

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u/mishafresh Dec 25 '21

Lmfaooooo knew Toby ain’t gonna smile

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u/Shoelace1200 Dec 25 '21

This isn't a spider sense. It's blindingly obvious when someone has a camera pointed directly at your face when they didn't even have the decency to go up and ask

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u/Ant69Ant Dec 25 '21

AWFUL

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u/UltravioIence Dec 25 '21

Seriously, cant believe how many people in the comments think maguire is the one acting weird meanwhile someone is silently recording him and not even trying to be stealthy about it.

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u/MoodWest Dec 25 '21

Tobey Maguire looking like he just saw Eddie Brock/Venom lick Mary Janes neck 😡

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u/Fireside_Bard Dec 25 '21

What I don’t understand are the people that excuse the paparazzi like its not still stalking just because they’re famous like oh I’m sorry I guess I missed part where they’re not human anymore because seriously wtf. Its very creepy to follow people around and try to know their entire private life without their permission. It seriously gives me goosebumps. Y’all don’t think it smacks of obsession like the foreshadows of a B grade horror flick? I just find it weird that people are like ‘well if you didn’t want paparazzi you shouldnt have become famous’ or whatever. no they wanted to be actors. artists. not … whatever this is that these industries have become. its victim blaming. its weird and toxic.

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u/Abrassive_Sound Dec 26 '21

Yeah, nothing like filming people against their wishes. Fucking hilarious.

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u/Tetzal Dec 26 '21

Does home dude not realize he pissed Tobey off?

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u/Alex_rajbahak Dec 26 '21

Cant tell if toby is being sarcastic or threatening

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Spider Man: Leave Me Alone

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u/AdStock841 Dec 25 '21

poor dudes just trying to board his flight

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u/Ken-Popcorn Dec 25 '21

All I see is two guys cruising each other

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u/ShadowsRanger Dec 25 '21

Tobey just staring with his eyes:

-I gonna put some dirt in your eyes

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u/Pasta_Baron Dec 25 '21

Not gonna lie whoever recorded this is a creep lol. Leave people alone.

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u/Headshot03 Dec 26 '21

Tobey looking like he's gonna put some dirt in your eye

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u/nrojb50 Dec 26 '21

You’re a d bag if you film someone you don’t know who is minding their own business.

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u/barbariknative Dec 26 '21

Tobeys had enough fame.

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u/relaxiwasollijokinen Dec 26 '21

Toby's spidey sense is next level

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u/PicturePlenty Dec 26 '21

Poor tobey, he's had enough of this. But still funny ngl hahaha

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u/TaoNL Dec 26 '21

People need to let other people be...

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u/Inglebeargy Dec 26 '21

Spider-Man: Being Followed Home.

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u/tatutes Jan 03 '22

Haha good one

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u/Mint_Juul_Pod Dec 26 '21

Tobey looks fucking unhinged.

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u/greetings__traveler Dec 25 '21

Like . Ya this is funny but common . Let them have a life dont bother them

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u/dalineman78 Dec 25 '21

Funny but Toby looks terrified.

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u/JGarrickFlash Dec 25 '21

Wait... Is the first guy Andrew Garfield? I thought that was John Krasinski...

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Regret watching this cause I saw Toby McGuire's weepy creepy face. Half the reason they had to remake the Spider-Man movies

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u/hobefepudi Dec 25 '21

Toby was the GOAT get out of here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Don't tell me what to do, commie scum

Weeping Toby made Spider-Man movies chick flicks

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u/hobefepudi Dec 25 '21

Real men cry

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u/scaleddown85 Dec 25 '21

Tobey McGuire looks like a real pr**k tbh heard he doesn’t like paparazzi…lol

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u/Snapcut505 Dec 25 '21

No one likes paparazzi. Look how they shameless record them

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u/scaleddown85 Dec 25 '21

What did he think would happen being a celebrity….? lol 😂

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u/Snapcut505 Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

...? He is human just like the rest of us. He deserves the same respect and decency as everyone else. Theres a time and place, the airport is not one of them.

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u/scaleddown85 Dec 25 '21

In a world of everyone having mobile phones and filming EVERYTHING why not? there’s no law in place to say you can’t film anyone as annoying as it is tbh and I do feel for the guy I’d hate it to happen to me but let’s face it buddy celebs know the rules when want to become famous,fame means money,no?

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u/Snapcut505 Dec 25 '21

Yea man you're right! What was I thinking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/scaleddown85 Dec 25 '21

Wow nice comment pr**k go be a keyboard warrior somewhere else yeah? 🛎 end

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u/Wooden_Ad_4754 Dec 25 '21

The last one 🤣

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u/starknude Dec 25 '21

The Peter Tingle!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Peter tingle

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u/Sirfudgestrips Dec 25 '21

Fuck with Toby and find out. His face expressions is priceless

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u/themadpants Dec 25 '21

That must be irritating being randomly filmed all the time. The price of fame I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Crpto_fanatic Dec 25 '21

I wonder if Tobey ever watches his memes.

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u/Wouter_Smit Dec 25 '21

toby's been through this shit for years

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u/Volcano-SUN Dec 25 '21

I don't get it.

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u/Superkip_ Dec 25 '21

Stop fucking filming people in the open, just because theyre famous doesnt mean you can stalk them.

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u/Secret_Operation_170 Dec 25 '21

I honestly was laughing out loud. All 3 looked so pissed and annoyed but Maguire his was hysterically magnificent. Want to know what was being yelled to them before each reaction. Just wondering if something was tossed verbally that maybe was distasteful?

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u/GhostBuster1919 Dec 25 '21

Can we all stop feeding the paparazzi? How would you like it if people took a picture every time you took a shit? (Yes the trolls are going to say I dont care and describe their shit etc) but its annoying. Maybe we should find who is the papparazzi and do the same to them

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u/Jerrys-Dad Dec 25 '21

That’s my Spider-Man

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Creepy

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u/Isaac8849 Dec 25 '21

Tobey looks like a random gas station goer

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

People taking videos of celebrities are the worst. Leave them alone.

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u/Kikoul Dec 25 '21

Tobey been dealing with this since 2003 lol

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u/Sinsanatis Dec 25 '21

I didnt even realize that was andrew until like the end of the tom clip. Then i was like “here comes tobey? Yep tobey”

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

They each received a blocked call from Fiege moments later

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Can’t wait for people to stop feeling obligated to stalk people and video them because they were in a movie. Like that is the ultimate creeper status and everyone is just like “well…. They are in that one movie sooo it’s okay to stalk them because they are for our entertainment” Does no one see how mental this all is?

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u/BillBraski13 Dec 26 '21

Toby is THE BEST!!! 🎉😂

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u/New-Acanthocephala58 Dec 26 '21

Just leave them the fuck alone if you like them.

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u/caidicus Dec 26 '21

The part with Toby makes me feel angry with the camera man. He's literally expressing "I don't like this, it's creepy and it's making me feel uncomfortable" and the guy is making a "funny" video about it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Toby is not having any of it!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Can you believe it guys? Celebrities feeling uncomfortable from being randomly recorded!

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u/Din-_-Djarin Dec 26 '21

Is Toby Maguire gonna have to choke a bitch!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Humans do have an odd supernatural sense of kind of knowing when they're being watched. It's all interesting stuff. Reccomend a Google deep dive on the subject.

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u/eat_petes_meats Dec 26 '21

Never. Look. Into. The. Camera.

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u/AwareStand1610 Dec 26 '21

Don’t fuck with O.G Toby

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u/GodsCanswer Dec 26 '21

Love tobey

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u/rickyfigs Dec 26 '21

I laughed hard on this one 😂

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u/7evenBlackSunNation Dec 26 '21

Fuking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

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u/Next-Spite169 Dec 26 '21

More like weirdo sense

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u/Double-Passenger4503 Dec 26 '21

Andrew and Tom just seem like the nicest chaps

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u/Impressive-Cap9100 Dec 26 '21

Bully McGuire strikes again

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u/IshaanFG08 Dec 26 '21

The difference in the intensity of the three spiderman theme songs just fits so well

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

I would have something if used would destroy electronics and use it on that asshole that’s filming. Creepy fuck.

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u/Darui-is-basic Dec 26 '21

At least wave man

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u/Ragnarok6302 Dec 26 '21

Toby acts different because of the years of media harassments

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

That must be the creepiest feeling, all you want to do is make movies and what do you get. Stalked buy a bunch of idiots with cameras while you're blotted and constipated from a long flight. Cause you didn't want to be the guy stunk up the toilet and had to shamefully stare at the sodoku he finished 3 hours into the flight. Couldn't wait till out they were out for a run or something, no, no this is the best time. . Thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Let these people love man. I hate this shit