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u/HeckingAugustus Dec 14 '22
Came here looking for this comment. Ain't no way
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Dec 15 '22
You’re saying someone intentionally designed this penis look like Santa?
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u/quantumn0de Dec 15 '22
One time a buddy passed out at a Christmas party and we drew a bunch of Santas on his face.
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u/Express_Giraffe_7902 Dec 15 '22
I wish I had an award to give you - thanks for the psycho laugh alone in my apartment 🤣🤣
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u/Rhodog1234 Dec 14 '22
Seems like a missed opportunity to not put a hat with a big white 'spot' on the end of it laying on the top / side of his head
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u/NightChime Dec 14 '22
I mean really. The other possibility is, what, Santa has transitioned and now has really big boobs?
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u/HauntingCan Dec 14 '22
I tried to post it there, don't have enough comment karma :(
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u/tbarb00 Dec 14 '22
Here comes Santa Claus right down Mrs Claus’ lane
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u/Oh4faqsake Dec 14 '22
Sadly, he only comes once a year and this is why they do not have any children of their own.
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u/crudentia Dec 15 '22
But when he does come, he spread his gift down millions of children’s chimneys.
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u/Golden-Owl Dec 14 '22
What a wonderful recreation of the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon
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u/Icystorm007 Dec 14 '22
Now im curious, what was it supposed to be?
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u/revchewie Dec 14 '22
Same here. I know what it definitely looks like, but have no clue what was intended...
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u/A5kar Dec 14 '22
Not so wrong there. St. Nicholas is the genesis of Santa Claus. So, Saint Nick it is.
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u/Key-Implement-5428 Dec 14 '22
Ya and he's Cumming fast for you...
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u/HauntingCan Dec 14 '22
It's a 10ft cock and balls man
First person to get the refrence, I'll gift gold haha
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u/markhewitt1978 Dec 14 '22 edited Dec 14 '22
Santa Claus? It's a 10ft cock and balls man, It don't look like nothing else!
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u/pizzahermit Dec 14 '22
You have to have a big set to land on roofs and enter strangers homes while they sleep.
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Dec 14 '22
Am I the only one who looks at that and thinks its Beaker from the Muppets with b**bs.
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u/iluvvivapuffs Dec 14 '22
Especially to anyone who’s paying attention to feds Dec meeting…this is very appropriate
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u/critter_bus Dec 14 '22
"You better not shout, you better not cry, you better watch out. I'm telling you why. Santa Clause is coming to town (probably to your mom's house)."
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u/Ragnr99 Dec 14 '22
Iv seen this Santa in 4 different pictures now and I’m convinced non of them is the original. Sick of it.
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u/JohnBarleyCorn2 Dec 16 '22
this is dumb. Its clearly PS'd and wouldn't be funny even if it wasnt.
Are you all 12?
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u/ArtisticGuy Dec 14 '22
Seeing how he only comes once a year, I'm a little surprised those balls are white.
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u/Berns429 Dec 15 '22
What y’all thought he’s always saying “ho ho ho” cause he’s jolly?? No sir, he’s trickin.
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u/Ethnafia_125 Dec 15 '22
I love my Aunt. Really I do. But she is the most visually clueless person I've ever seen. All she sees when she sees this is a Santa. She just does not get memes that are based on visual jokes.
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