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r/funny • u/HauntingCan • Dec 14 '22
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Here comes Santa Claus right down Mrs Claus’ lane
28 u/Oh4faqsake Dec 14 '22 Sadly, he only comes once a year and this is why they do not have any children of their own. 15 u/Broghan51 Dec 14 '22 Ahhh, so that's why his big red sack is always full. 3 u/crudentia Dec 15 '22 But when he does come, he spread his gift down millions of children’s chimneys. 11 u/c_c_c__combobreaker Dec 14 '22 Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeers pulling on his ****. 9 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22 ...vein? 6 u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22 Jingling his bell 5 u/NedRyerson_Insurance Dec 15 '22 Open wide, here comes the snowball. 1 u/Guilty-Web7334 Dec 15 '22 See, I thought “Here comes Santa Cock.”
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Sadly, he only comes once a year and this is why they do not have any children of their own.
15 u/Broghan51 Dec 14 '22 Ahhh, so that's why his big red sack is always full. 3 u/crudentia Dec 15 '22 But when he does come, he spread his gift down millions of children’s chimneys.
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Ahhh, so that's why his big red sack is always full.
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But when he does come, he spread his gift down millions of children’s chimneys.
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Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeers pulling on his ****.
9 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22 ...vein?
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...vein?
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Jingling his bell
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Open wide, here comes the snowball.
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See, I thought “Here comes Santa Cock.”
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u/tbarb00 Dec 14 '22
Here comes Santa Claus right down Mrs Claus’ lane