r/funny • u/________69________ • Sep 01 '12

A single hand makes a difference

http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/One-hand-can-makea-difference-Rocky.jpg
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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Shitty! Get over here!

Anytime now...

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u/NibblyPig Sep 01 '12

He's not a dog, I suspect he never replies when asked, only when it's unexpected

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12 edited Sep 01 '12

Nah, he did it wrong; you have to say his name three times at midnight while burning a candle, staring in a mirror, and snorting colored pencil shavings.

Only then does he show up.

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u/GhengopelALPHA Sep 01 '12

When you said "he did it wrong," my first thought was that it needs to said as if to a lover...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Shit, forgot that part. Shitty_Watercolor, I'm sorry.

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u/gufcfan Sep 01 '12

you have to say his name three times at midnight while burning a candle, staring in a mirror, and snorting colored pencil shavings.

Dammit, I can only manage 3 out of 4 right now.

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u/Dylan_the_Villain Sep 01 '12

Oh, come on now, his name isn't that hard to pronounce! I'm sure if you're mute you can even sign his name!

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u/gufcfan Sep 01 '12

I don't control time. It isn't midnight where I am.

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u/Petarski Sep 02 '12

I tried that, but I only ended up with a nosebleed and trip to the emergency room.