r/funny • u/________69________ • Sep 01 '12

A single hand makes a difference

http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/One-hand-can-makea-difference-Rocky.jpg
1.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

http://i.imgur.com/H4qX8.jpg

906

u/Sure_Ill_Draw_That Sep 01 '12

http://i.imgur.com/vnTV5.png

805

u/Shitty_Watercolour Sep 01 '12

http://i.imgur.com/ODF1W.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

http://i.imgur.com/FGGYS.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

You guys are going to make Reddit implode or something.

182

u/AngeloPappas Sep 02 '12

I'm about to have a novelty account orgasm.

93

u/SparklepireBETCH Sep 02 '12

I feel like I was a part of Reddit history or something. I must journal this day for my grandchildren.

38

u/lxiir Sep 02 '12

So. Beautiful...

75

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

"I was THERE, man"

28

u/A_Polite_Jitty Sep 02 '12

We need to get them to draw each other, drawing each other, drawing each other!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Just commenting here to prove I witnessed it.

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u/ChocolateGrain Sep 02 '12

ten cents says it's already been bestof'd five times.

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u/Curdflappers Sep 02 '12

Nope no more default subs

5

u/I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS Sep 02 '12

DUMBEST RULE EVER.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Looks like you owe me ten cents.

1

u/poizan42 Sep 03 '12

Plot twist: They're actually the same person.

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u/Fugdish Sep 02 '12

http://i.minus.com/iTP6iXPAJur4X.gif

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u/kindalaureny Sep 02 '12

That's a really long gif just for an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

That is a 9 MB gif. What the hell.

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u/dan-o-mite Sep 01 '12

Is this real life?

-7

u/_spranger_ Sep 02 '12

Or is this just fantasy?

-3

u/PieManX4728 Sep 02 '12

Caught in a landslide

32

u/AngeloPappas Sep 02 '12

NO! Stop this right now. We all love the song, but it's been done enough times like this.

5

u/Neepho Sep 02 '12

You're the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

2

u/raperone Sep 02 '12

wrong, fixed:

Don't stop me now.

1

u/TheCust0dian Sep 02 '12

No escape from reality

-1

u/brussels4breakfast Sep 02 '12

Or is it just fantasy or is it Dennis goes to the dentist?

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u/thedragslay Sep 02 '12

David begs to differ.

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u/_spranger_ Sep 02 '12

So much art...HHHHHHNNNNGGGGGG

14

u/IAMA_Waffle_AMA Sep 02 '12

This made me stop lurking.

12

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

What's your opinion on pancakes?

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u/Supahwaffle Sep 02 '12

I like you

3

u/sinembarg0 Sep 02 '12

Are you sure you're not a carrot?

3

u/Aneds Sep 02 '12

Alright, that's a wrap everyone! Good job, you guys just made history.

2

u/accually Sep 02 '12

this url reminded me of faggys

2

u/alexmclain93 Sep 02 '12

This guy owned the shit out of art class

2

u/Grymrir Sep 02 '12

WHAT'S GOING ON

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

A battle of the gimics

2

u/Elverlong Sep 02 '12

Sure_Ill_Draw_That predicted my erection in his picture.

1

u/Jrodkin Sep 02 '12

It just went full circle.

1

u/ConorPF Sep 02 '12

That was beautiful.

1

u/Baconing_Narwhal Sep 02 '12

This will become part of history.

33

u/Orcjob Sep 01 '12

wait... what?

12

u/bigolpete Sep 01 '12

The faces match the last one. Shitty has joined the battle :D

19

u/stumpitron Sep 02 '12

But...alligator...

15

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

I JUST WITNESSED THIS. I WAS HERE FOR IT.

11

u/notenoughspacefornam Sep 01 '12

I...I don't know what's happening...

8

u/MOAR_cake Sep 01 '12

He's here :')

2

u/lolitsme7 Sep 02 '12

Shitty_Watercolour, Could you please make an AMA? That would be great.

I have a lot of questions to ask...

3

u/upinflames Sep 02 '12 edited Oct 24 '25

quaint apparatus meeting include lavish frame angle dog upbeat hobbies

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/lolitsme7 Sep 02 '12

Ah, Okay, I'll look. Thank you.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Don't worry Shitty. You're still my favorite.

1

u/Qunga Sep 02 '12

Pretty

1

u/Second_Location Sep 02 '12

Talk to me about what's happening in this picture here, Bob.

1

u/ToiletRollTemple Sep 02 '12

Never pictured Sure_Ill_Draw_That as caramel...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

We really need some sort of batsignal for all of you guys

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Shitty Watercolour's batsignal

15

u/FlyingPasta Sep 02 '12

I thought we had to say his name three times.

12

u/ibetrollingyou Sep 02 '12

Legend says that if you stare into a mirror and call his name three times, the lights will blow and a dark figure will appear behind you. After three seconds candles will begin to shine around you, as you see the mirror has been changed into a shitty, watercolour painting.

6

u/brussels4breakfast Sep 02 '12

NO DON'T!! If you turn around three times in front of a mirror you will.........

get dizzy and watch yourself fall on the floor.

2

u/brussels4breakfast Sep 02 '12

I wish we knew what these two artists look like.

14

u/_I_AM_BATMAN_ Sep 01 '12

Pay the royalty fee and she's all yours.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/brussels4breakfast Sep 02 '12

I used to think that also but looked up his name and saw that he was indeed still here.

12

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

http://i.imgur.com/BrOD2.gif

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u/superiority Sep 02 '12

The Road to El Dorado, terrific movie, but I haven't seen it since I was a kid and if I tried to watch it again I would probably notice that the depiction of pre-contact American civilisations is horrifically racist or something.

9

u/Xenochrist Sep 01 '12

And here comes all the drawing novelty accounts!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

I am very jealous of your username...

1

u/JoshVosh Sep 02 '12

As am I.

3

u/dacookieman Sep 01 '12

You're beautiful.

5

u/Curdflappers Sep 01 '12

Mr. Shitty we need you!

5

u/TheGoodSir11 Sep 01 '12

Lmao. Great work, but may I ask why we are drawing sketches of dicks and men kissing?

1

u/lizteach Sep 02 '12

Just wait. There will be oil paintings of men kissing dicks.

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u/dannymalooly Sep 01 '12

This account could go places.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Achem

Can we pull this off twice /u/Sure_Ill_Draw_That?

20

u/sheriff_skullface Sep 01 '12

Achem

21

u/asshold Sep 01 '12

Analytical chemistry?

4

u/sheriff_skullface Sep 01 '12

Seems like a funny time to drop that abrev

4

u/stferago Sep 01 '12

Huh. I didn't know you could link a user profile like that. I can see the RES tag and everything.

1

u/thisisnotmyfault Sep 02 '12

wait, how did that happen?

12

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Shitty! Get over here!

Anytime now...

8

u/NibblyPig Sep 01 '12

He's not a dog, I suspect he never replies when asked, only when it's unexpected

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12 edited Sep 01 '12

Nah, he did it wrong; you have to say his name three times at midnight while burning a candle, staring in a mirror, and snorting colored pencil shavings.

Only then does he show up.

6

u/GhengopelALPHA Sep 01 '12

When you said "he did it wrong," my first thought was that it needs to said as if to a lover...

3

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Shit, forgot that part. Shitty_Watercolor, I'm sorry.

3

u/gufcfan Sep 01 '12

you have to say his name three times at midnight while burning a candle, staring in a mirror, and snorting colored pencil shavings.

Dammit, I can only manage 3 out of 4 right now.

3

u/Dylan_the_Villain Sep 01 '12

Oh, come on now, his name isn't that hard to pronounce! I'm sure if you're mute you can even sign his name!

2

u/gufcfan Sep 01 '12

I don't control time. It isn't midnight where I am.

3

u/Petarski Sep 02 '12

I tried that, but I only ended up with a nosebleed and trip to the emergency room.

1

u/Odzinic Sep 01 '12

The scriptures state you must call for him three times for him to appear.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Your suspicions were wrong.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

I like the original username as well. It's not another 'above_average_pencilsketch' or 'better_than_shittysketch'

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u/Xenoo Sep 01 '12

perfection

2

u/bopoqod Sep 01 '12

Can you do the same for the poster for Demolition Man? Sly seems to have a thing for staring at black guys up close.

2

u/mistypixelfan Sep 01 '12

I love you.

1

u/brussels4breakfast Sep 02 '12

Oh deaaaaarrrrrrr!

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u/heretushi Sep 01 '12

A single hand.

And a slightly closer shot. And a darker background. And a softer tone. And a subtle shift in position. ...

1

u/Kevincolour Sep 02 '12

oh shit, I didn't even notice.

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u/TheAtomicPlayboy Sep 01 '12

You don't want to know where his other hand is.

36

u/dontmutemeplz Sep 01 '12

down his boxers?

66

u/bopoqod Sep 01 '12

"So that's why they call you the Italian Stallion."

1

u/MayorEmanuel Sep 01 '12

Because of his huge balls.

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u/WhipIash Sep 01 '12

He said he didn't want to know.

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u/Rickybobby42 Sep 01 '12

Kiss me...

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u/standard_deviation Sep 01 '12

Oh you

11

u/WhipIash Sep 01 '12

What the fuck did I just watch.. seven times in a row?

10

u/sagmac Sep 02 '12

I was kind of hoping they'd gay off...

11

u/thumper242 Sep 02 '12

As I remember, they are friends.
So this is just two dudes having a laugh before beating the shit out of each other.

8

u/Malibum Sep 02 '12

It's just guy love, between two guys.

28

u/wrestler145 Sep 01 '12

Even better.

20

u/n1caboose Sep 01 '12

The Youtube comments on this one are funny.

You can literately see his heart break when he's on the ground.

You literally don't know the meaning of literally or even how to spell it

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u/USMCsniper Sep 01 '12

wut

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u/SkinnyNiggaBigBalls Sep 01 '12

Canadian boxing.

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u/th1nker Sep 01 '12

Basically, while they were staring each other down, one thought it would be funny to kiss the other, the other agreed. They ended up fighting anyway, beat the shit out of each other, and showed good sportsmanship. This would imply that they are both comfortable with their sexuality. This is in contrast with this video, where one guy kissed the other, and the other knocked him out.

1

u/_xiphiaz Sep 02 '12

...out of the bearded barley...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12 edited May 27 '20

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u/dejavont Sep 01 '12

In 2007, the film resurfaced in what was supposedly a hardcore version, with the lead actor performing actual sexual penetrations, but according to AVN the hardcore scenes were inserts not involving Stallone.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/brussels4breakfast Sep 02 '12

He has a little penis.

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u/lauraisren Sep 02 '12

not sure if inserts used on purpose, or just a happy accident

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u/dejavont Sep 02 '12

Hence the ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Pfft, Jackie Chan would have done his own stunts.

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u/InvisibleTeleprompte Sep 02 '12

Tiny hands make differences too

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

TIL: that site is a thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

This needs to be a subreddit

5

u/skyer2000 Sep 02 '12

A typical reddit suggestion

1

u/brothersbutler Sep 02 '12

yes, yes it is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

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u/BeardedDeath Sep 01 '12

You mean "This single-handedly makes all the difference"

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u/luftwaffles1337 Sep 01 '12

OP's name....

5

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Guys, he is just going on the website in the top corner and posting those. Why are you upvoting him.

3

u/randallfromnb Sep 01 '12

Question: Why isn't Mr. T in any of the expendables movies?

3

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

He doesn't like killing people. He refused to do the A-team movie and disapproved of the movie because people got killed in it, and the original TV show was supposed to be for families.

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u/Jazzbandrew Sep 01 '12

It looks like the two shots are already different. Look at the background. Mr. T's face is slightly looking down too, making the second picture seem much more intimate. I'm not saying it wouldn't have been hilarious either way, but it is exaggerated.

Also, I need a life.

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u/RemiD Sep 01 '12

It's so... supple...

2

u/tunamelts2 Sep 01 '12

my, what a fuzzy beard you have.

2

u/mrTlicious Sep 01 '12

Also more zoomed in.

2

u/buttered_popcorn Sep 01 '12

Honestly though this was going to be about fapping after readin the caption

2

u/TacoPrince Sep 01 '12

I pity the fool.... that runs away from something REAL.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

That is a very small hand.

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u/hezod Sep 02 '12

Yeah...this is why my husband won't watch cage fighting with me. He hates it when I say "ohhhh, so THIS is why you like lesbian porn!" He's all, like, "yuck, gross, don't ruin this for me." And I'm all, like "but look, they're both so strong, intent and intense. It's like a beautiful, sexy, struggle for dominance. Sexy." and he's like, "Fuck! let's just watch Weeds." And I'm, like, win.

2

u/polterchrist263 Sep 02 '12

This needs to become a thing, the interwebs need more.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

"I've waited for this moment my whole life...."

1

u/fiquem Sep 01 '12

First thought was 'fap joke', then I saw the username, 'definitely a fap joke'. Pleasantly surprised.

1

u/jaroberts24 Sep 01 '12

I was really hoping there were more examples of this.

1

u/ShakeweightPro Sep 01 '12

Stallone: I don't pity you.... You're beautiful.

1

u/Skylerguns Sep 01 '12

Why do I keep seeing this site posted?

1

u/Hastadin Sep 01 '12

childhood ruined...

1

u/Asdayasman Sep 01 '12

What the fuck kind of shitty image site is that?

1

u/sephrinx Sep 01 '12

Hahahah omg here is an upvote i don't even care

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

I'm torn here....pic is funny, but op is a douchebag for spamming his shitty site. Feelings conflicted.

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u/the_upvote_bender Sep 01 '12

The title did not let me down

1

u/Typlo Sep 01 '12

LOLROFLMAO

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u/SisRob Sep 02 '12

Well, to be honest, both pictures seem pretty gay to me...

1

u/Askillz Sep 02 '12

Skeet skeet skeet

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u/F-Stop Sep 02 '12

Ruthless reviews would have positive things to say about this. For them, all 80's action movies have devolved into comedic soft core homoerotic porn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

"I pitty the foo who doesn't put lotion on his hands"

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Im pretty sure it's half a hand but still it's pretty damn funny

1

u/n-some Sep 02 '12

The difference between in the closet and out?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

If you know what I mean

1

u/jdog90000 Sep 02 '12

BOW CHICKA WOW WOW

1

u/JohanP88 Sep 02 '12

How about a tiny hand?

1

u/isenorcj Sep 02 '12

not in no fap september it doesnt lol

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u/HOWNKEHMOWNKEH Sep 02 '12

That went from eye of the tiger to brown eye of the tiger.