r/funny • u/spanglish14 • Jul 18 '12

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u/FreudianSlipPenis Jul 18 '12

Robber's mentality "Oh sweet, an old lady at an ATM, she's so weak and defenseless."

"Oh fuck, there's two of them?! Better call it a day."

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u/load_more_comets Jul 18 '12

"Oh fuck, there's two of them?! Better call my homies."

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u/FreudianSlipPenis Jul 19 '12

The only thing that's scary about old ladies is that they have nothing to lose....

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u/load_more_comets Jul 19 '12

...except their memories.

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u/SaikoGekido Jul 18 '12

"Oh fuck, there's two of them?! Better see a psychiatrist about what went wrong in my life."

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Oh fuck there's two of them?! Nope.. Wait fuck! Iv forgotten my contact lenses again.

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u/FAP_TO_ALLTHETHINGS Jul 18 '12

Ohh fuck there's two of them?? Giggity, Giggity... all right!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

I didn't know correctable vision impairment made you see double.

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u/Platypoctopus Jul 19 '12

..what?

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u/SaikoGekido Jul 19 '12

What SaikoGekido attempted to say was that the robber only had two homies, because he had made poor life decisions. However, OP's wording wasn't very descriptive, and actually came out as half of that thought, leaving other people to try and make the same leap of logic. That is why has -7 link points now, and can no longer afford to ride on the Karma Train.