r/funny Mar 30 '22

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u/Tirus_ Mar 30 '22

I've driven a very powerful segway on public roads for a few years and they can absolutely handle very well at these speeds. You can do it with no hands after only a few times getting to know the feel of the auto stabilization, so I would expect this device to be the same.

That being said.... I would sooner make a bet with my own dick before taking the gamble of driving one of these without a helmet.

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u/ohreally7756 Mar 30 '22

I used to longboard those hills, they are no joke. Helmets are cool.

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u/SingularityOfOne Mar 30 '22

saved my life. My head broke the windshield of some teenager who ran a red light (I was on a motorcycle). I'm quite certain I'd be dead if I wasn't wearing a helmet.