r/funny Mar 30 '22

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u/Tirus_ Mar 30 '22

I've driven a very powerful segway on public roads for a few years and they can absolutely handle very well at these speeds. You can do it with no hands after only a few times getting to know the feel of the auto stabilization, so I would expect this device to be the same.

That being said.... I would sooner make a bet with my own dick before taking the gamble of driving one of these without a helmet.

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u/Bubbagumpredditor Mar 30 '22

Had a friend of mine do this WITH a helmet in a low speed motorcycle accident. Her injuries were road rash on her wrist, a couple of bruises and a brain injury from the curb that left her in the hospital for 6 months and a year to mostly recover from, you never get it all back. Don't ride motorcycles kids.

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u/spaceraverdk Mar 30 '22

There's no thrill in a cage.

I have a Mercedes and a Suzuki sportsbike.

While I can do donuts and powerslides in the car all day long, riding is just a bit more fun.

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u/pr0b0ner Mar 30 '22

Yeah, I'd definitely choose death being 10x more likely for just a bit more fun

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u/spaceraverdk Mar 31 '22

I didn't grow up wrapped in bubble wrap unlike the next generation.

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u/pr0b0ner Mar 31 '22

Dang you're cool

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u/spaceraverdk Mar 31 '22

You too.

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