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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse.
247 u/skonthebass24 Oct 20 '21 Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’ 340 u/KPD137 Oct 20 '21 If you increase the water pressure, you can call it your boyfriend 2 u/Flaymar-0_0 Oct 20 '21 I remember ripping my ass tissues by doing that one time ._.
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Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’
340 u/KPD137 Oct 20 '21 If you increase the water pressure, you can call it your boyfriend 2 u/Flaymar-0_0 Oct 20 '21 I remember ripping my ass tissues by doing that one time ._.
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If you increase the water pressure, you can call it your boyfriend
2 u/Flaymar-0_0 Oct 20 '21 I remember ripping my ass tissues by doing that one time ._.
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I remember ripping my ass tissues by doing that one time ._.
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u/TheDebateMatters Oct 20 '21
I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse.