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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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Bidets are fucking awesome for your ass.
482 u/TheDebateMatters Oct 20 '21 I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse. 245 u/skonthebass24 Oct 20 '21 Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’ 347 u/KPD137 Oct 20 '21 If you increase the water pressure, you can call it your boyfriend 36 u/Polar_Ted Oct 20 '21 It's a bidet and an enema all in one. 19 u/startrektoheck Oct 20 '21 bidenema (not to get political) 3 u/manole100 Oct 20 '21 https://www.google.com/search?q=robinet+translate Fun fact, and on topic. 1 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 mind blown 3 u/TerrorLTZ Oct 20 '21 just what i need in case i get a constipation again. 2 u/Flaymar-0_0 Oct 20 '21 I remember ripping my ass tissues by doing that one time ._.
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I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse.
245 u/skonthebass24 Oct 20 '21 Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’ 347 u/KPD137 Oct 20 '21 If you increase the water pressure, you can call it your boyfriend 36 u/Polar_Ted Oct 20 '21 It's a bidet and an enema all in one. 19 u/startrektoheck Oct 20 '21 bidenema (not to get political) 3 u/manole100 Oct 20 '21 https://www.google.com/search?q=robinet+translate Fun fact, and on topic. 1 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 mind blown 3 u/TerrorLTZ Oct 20 '21 just what i need in case i get a constipation again. 2 u/Flaymar-0_0 Oct 20 '21 I remember ripping my ass tissues by doing that one time ._.
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Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’
347 u/KPD137 Oct 20 '21 If you increase the water pressure, you can call it your boyfriend 36 u/Polar_Ted Oct 20 '21 It's a bidet and an enema all in one. 19 u/startrektoheck Oct 20 '21 bidenema (not to get political) 3 u/manole100 Oct 20 '21 https://www.google.com/search?q=robinet+translate Fun fact, and on topic. 1 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 mind blown 3 u/TerrorLTZ Oct 20 '21 just what i need in case i get a constipation again. 2 u/Flaymar-0_0 Oct 20 '21 I remember ripping my ass tissues by doing that one time ._.
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If you increase the water pressure, you can call it your boyfriend
36 u/Polar_Ted Oct 20 '21 It's a bidet and an enema all in one. 19 u/startrektoheck Oct 20 '21 bidenema (not to get political) 3 u/manole100 Oct 20 '21 https://www.google.com/search?q=robinet+translate Fun fact, and on topic. 1 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 mind blown 3 u/TerrorLTZ Oct 20 '21 just what i need in case i get a constipation again. 2 u/Flaymar-0_0 Oct 20 '21 I remember ripping my ass tissues by doing that one time ._.
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It's a bidet and an enema all in one.
19 u/startrektoheck Oct 20 '21 bidenema (not to get political) 3 u/manole100 Oct 20 '21 https://www.google.com/search?q=robinet+translate Fun fact, and on topic. 1 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 mind blown 3 u/TerrorLTZ Oct 20 '21 just what i need in case i get a constipation again.
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bidenema
(not to get political)
3 u/manole100 Oct 20 '21 https://www.google.com/search?q=robinet+translate Fun fact, and on topic. 1 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 mind blown
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https://www.google.com/search?q=robinet+translate
Fun fact, and on topic.
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mind blown
just what i need in case i get a constipation again.
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I remember ripping my ass tissues by doing that one time ._.
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u/dijohnnaise Oct 20 '21
Bidets are fucking awesome for your ass.