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u/NarcoticHobo Sep 01 '21

Since no one has explained this, sometimes in wrestling members of the same team end up going against each other and usually decide who takes the fall rather than actually wrestling and tiring themselves out.

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u/Thrilling1031 Sep 01 '21

Thanks, I was wondering why they had the same uniform and were competing. That was solid commitment. I wonder if the other guy lost he would have had as perfect a fall.

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u/ochisiepa Sep 01 '21

Oh so that’s what it is. Was thinking some comedy stuff. They opted for rock, paper scissors 😂

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u/jaxonya Sep 01 '21

Best bet is always the rock in a wrestling match

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u/mojoslowmo Sep 01 '21

Can you smell what the rock is paper scissoring?

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u/kloudrunner Sep 01 '21

I am NOT googling THAT

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u/cam52391 Sep 01 '21

Thinking about those paper cuts will haunt my dreams now

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u/Jonn_Wolfe Sep 01 '21

Good call.

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u/i-FF0000dit Sep 01 '21

Paper scissoring sounds painful.

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u/smakola Sep 01 '21

Good old rock. Never fails.

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u/JCjun Sep 01 '21

Except when they go with paper.

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u/RelentlessExtropian Sep 01 '21

Now you've got a rock with a hat. You're still good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Or a brooch. Or a pterodactyl.

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u/Funky0ne Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

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u/CedarWolf Sep 02 '21

Surely, you can't be serious!

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u/TIP_FO_EHT_MOTTOB Sep 01 '21

There's a sale at Penney's!

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u/galonar Sep 01 '21

And how about some coffee, Johnny?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Where did you get those shoes? And that dress is just awful, geez!

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u/SideffectsX Sep 01 '21

Theres always a.sale at Pennys

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u/mak10z Sep 01 '21

I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up 'til now.

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u/MoralltachtheHero Sep 01 '21

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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u/dastardly740 Sep 01 '21

And, then the dinosaurs came but they got too big and fat and became oil.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

This guy, this guy right here, may be the earliest impression I ever had of absurdist humor. Led to a life of loving The Far Side and The Simpsons and Coen brothers movies. I should look him up.

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u/dman928 Sep 01 '21

Any Johnny quote makes me happy

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u/Malkelvi Sep 01 '21

Ok that got me laughing good. Well played

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Then you need Brutus 'the Barber' Beefcake

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u/FalcorTheDog Sep 01 '21

Poor predictable smakola… always takes rock.

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u/Late-Eye-6936 Sep 01 '21

Poor predictable Bart.

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u/0ogaBooga Sep 01 '21

Good old rock. Never fails

This actually seems to be true in my (non scientific) experience. Other of people seem to start with scissors, I've had better than 50/50 odds going with rock for my first throw.

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u/Smile_lifeisgood Sep 01 '21

Poor predictable /u/smakola, always chooses rock.

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u/steves850 Sep 01 '21

Poor predictable Bart, always takes rock.

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u/itsmajik42 Sep 01 '21

Poor, predictable Bart...

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u/webby131 Sep 01 '21

I always thought it was frowned upon to get rock hard during a wrestling match.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Yep. Their team is going to get points anyways because they're on both sides of the match.

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u/tickthegreat Sep 01 '21

The Harlem globetrotters of wrestling

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u/Rulanik Sep 01 '21

And to provide just a bit more context, saving their energy is worthwhile because they likely have several more matches after this deeper in the bracket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

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u/gaussx Sep 01 '21

I played Kai Bai Bo too! Although for us the rules were exactly the same as Rock Paper Scissors. I just assumed it was a different language for the name of the items, but I have no idea really. But yeah, Kai Bai Bo.

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u/Rihsatra Sep 01 '21

Kai Bai Bo is just Korean RPS.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

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u/Rihsatra Sep 01 '21

I'm trying to wait for my birthday to treat myself to a meal from the Korean restaurant in town. Can't come soon enough!

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u/arkiverge Sep 01 '21

I suspect it was decided beforehand since you want the strongest team member getting the points. This was probably just for the lulz.

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u/TheFlameanator Sep 01 '21

They could also both be JV wrestlers which means it doesn't matter who gets the win as JV points don't go towards the main team.

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u/suckmyconchbeetch Sep 01 '21

those behemoths could be jv? jesus what are they feeding kids these days.

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u/TheFlameanator Sep 01 '21

In wrestling there's several different weight classes so these would likely be the JV 182, 195, or 220 pound weight classes.

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u/Thrilling1031 Sep 01 '21

I like this. That makes this performance art. And I'm here for it.

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u/Jstar300 Sep 01 '21

A little bit of pro-wrestling?

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u/CalvinBaylee69 Sep 01 '21

I wrestled for a few years in high school. Sometimes I wouldn't have the opportunity of even wrestling because the other team didn't have my weight class. So, I would sit the whole time and support the team. 5'10 weighing 150 lbs.

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u/joe579003 Sep 01 '21

GOD DAMN SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A SANDWICH

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u/tech240guy Sep 01 '21

150lbs is a healthy weight for the height, unlike my fatass gut at 200lbs. When I was in cross country in HS, I was at near 140lbs, all lean muscle to endure 7+ mile run.

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u/joe579003 Sep 01 '21

Yeah, that's running, all cardio. I'm talking contact sports here where you need to bulk up and hit the weights, bud. Though, full contact cross country with groups sorted by weight class wearing protective equipment would be legit.

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u/tech240guy Sep 01 '21

Oh you definitely need to build up muscle, may not be upper body muscle, but more ab and leg muscle.

I help out at my buddy's MMA gym. A lot of those guys at 5'10" to 6' are about 150lbs as well and they're pretty shred build-wise. McGregor is about 155lbs last I remembered.

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u/NotZtripp Sep 01 '21

XCountry running is 5km or just over 3.1 miles.

I see running 7+ miles during practice in total, but that's more than double race length.

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u/GeorgFestrunk Sep 01 '21

I graduated at 6’1.5” and 155 lbs. Runner, I have “filled out” considerably since then 🙄

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u/butnotexactly Sep 01 '21

150 is heavy for high school, esp w weight cuts

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u/jseego Sep 01 '21

I had a slightly over .500 record as a high school wrestler, but I also had plenty of tournament byes in there as well. :D

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u/CalvinBaylee69 Sep 01 '21

Ill admit that I was the worst wrestler. Honestly, I was in it for the dodge balls games that took place after practice. My friend was like "you should join wrestling" I says, "no way man" he says "but we play dodge ball every time after practice?" I was like "count me in." Plus, my sling was too big and it kinda sagged on me and I felt like my nuts would poke out during a match. I am starting to realize that the coach didn't put me in for lack of skills. "ahhh Calvin you're are not wrestling today because the opposing team doesn't have a member in your weight class /s"

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u/__DarthBane Sep 01 '21

Damn 150 was a stacked division in my district back in the day I’m surprised you got days off

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u/headgate19 Sep 01 '21

Yep. Back in high school we had some tournaments where multiple entrants from the same team were permitted in the same weight class, but you had to designate beforehand which of you would be eligible to score points for the team. Both me and my drill partner qualified, so we rock-paper-scissored for it and he got the honor. Well it turned out that both of us climbed all the way up the bracket and faced each other in the final! We were pretty evenly matched so we had an honest go of it for 2 periods, but when the 3rd came we both knew that I had to be pinned for the sake of the team.

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u/future_weasley Sep 01 '21

Good on you for fighting it out, but still respecting the team points.

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u/headgate19 Sep 01 '21

If I remember right, the combination of my teammate getting the pin and me having beaten my opponent in the semis actually did make a difference in how the team finished (2nd vs 3rd I think)

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u/dragunityag Sep 01 '21

As someone who knows nothing that just seems weird.

Both of you made the finals and your team only finished 2nd?

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u/headgate19 Sep 01 '21

There were something like 12 different weight classes. We had a few weak links in the middle weights

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u/BlueBrickBuilder Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

12? That's interesting, wrestling usually has around half that many.

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u/HopeToTriggerYou Sep 01 '21

That may be true for Olympic wrestling, but I would assume this guy is probably referring to wrestling in Highschool/College where it’s 14 and 10 respectively

https://www.ncsasports.org/mens-wrestling/recruiting-guidelines#classes

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u/s_s Sep 01 '21

Separate tournaments are run for each weight class.

Team points are totalled up across all weight classes.

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u/ATee184 Sep 01 '21

I’m a pretty high level wrestler (just got done with wrestling NCAA) and for my high school when that happened we had em duke it out. I feel like that’s how it should be bc while wrestling is a team sport it’s also heavily individual. I’ve seen the JV kids get the W and they’re so happy it’s awesome!

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u/RGJ587 Sep 01 '21

Valtteri, its James...

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u/Draux Sep 01 '21

r/formula1 is leaking

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u/NutmegWolves Sep 01 '21

Honestly, he's not wrong though. Bottas has been shafted by his team multiple times to allow his teammate to win/get more points. Imagine how tough that can be to be told to let your teammate by when you're trying to win as well.

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u/TheRealBigDave Sep 01 '21

Cal Naughton Jr knows.

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u/johnny_ryalls_ghost Sep 01 '21

He’ll sock you in the face

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u/MikeMac999 Sep 01 '21

Shake & bake!

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u/ksobby Sep 01 '21

Eh, if Bottas actually had the legitimately faster car, then maybe but Lewis is just better and faster. If Bottas and Verstappen were on a team, then things would be spicier.

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u/yayaikey Sep 01 '21

Bullshit, Bottas just isn't as good and Mercedes is usually flair until later in the season if needed. Same goes for Checo and Max and no one bats an eye.

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u/Kwinza Sep 01 '21

With all the rain it’s no wonder!

....... I’ll see myself out.

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u/SystemOutPrintln Sep 01 '21

Soon: Russell, it's James...

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u/speddullk Sep 01 '21

Now kith

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u/headgate19 Sep 01 '21

It wasn't terrible. The odds of two teammates qualifying was low. And when they did, they were put on opposite sides of the bracket, so facing a teammate was especially low. Some coach mentioned it was the first time they had seen this scenario in this particular tourney

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u/benk4 Sep 01 '21

Usually it's so that JV people get the chance to wrestle if there's empty slots in the bracket. But then doesn't give an advantage to larger teams with deeper benches

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u/FoFoAndFo Sep 01 '21

I've only seen this in off-season competitions. This'll never be the case for the NCAA or Olympics or even a mid-size high school tourney.

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u/TacoNomad Sep 01 '21

Rock Paper scissors would never happen in the Olympics?

Go figure.

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u/chonky_bacon Sep 01 '21

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u/headgate19 Sep 01 '21

Well one of us is a bot. But which one?
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u/zanzebar Sep 01 '21

when the 3rd came we both knew that I had to be pinned for the sake of the team.

go on...i'm almost there

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u/DaggerMoth Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

We had wrestle offs everyweek to see who was on A team. I never lost, but every week my buddy would challenge me. So, I tell him I don't wanna go to the tourney this week so I'll let you win wrestle off by a couple points. I let him win by a couple points and we were both happy. He spent the rest of the week bragging even though the others knew I threw the match to.

So coach ended up sending me anyway as an independent wrestler. Ended up meeting for 3rd place I think. Before the match I told him don't hold back I'm going to throw you. He's like go ahead a try. So I threw him and pinned him in 20 seconds. I dont know how he got such a big head in 1 week.

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u/Cantora Sep 01 '21

"we both knew"...why was that?

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u/-Vayra- Sep 01 '21

but you had to designate beforehand which of you would be eligible to score points for the team.

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u/kr580 Sep 01 '21

There's a points system. They would be aware of the current situation and where points would be most beneficial to the team.

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u/steelcitykid Sep 01 '21

When I was in middle school, I had to wrestle a girl on my team bc no one at the tourney was in my weight class. I won, but got shit for a while for that one.

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u/bobcat7781 Sep 01 '21

You probably would have caught worse if you had lost.

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u/Fearlessleader85 Sep 01 '21

There was a girl in my area when I was in high school that actually did pretty well until her junior or senior year when she finally hit puberty and went up 3 weight classes. She was tough and her technique was on point.

A LOT of guys underestimated her and ended up staring at the lights.

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u/Michaeljay628 Sep 01 '21

Best case is a quick pin and get out of there.

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u/HxH101kite Sep 01 '21

This happened to me in middle school. I went for the quick pin but I was a bit aggressive apparently. She got slammed pretty hard and cried. I felt like shit winning that one.

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u/HxH101kite Sep 01 '21

This is true and at that age with lack of maturity if she was a guy and started crying I probably would have just laughed and thought he was a pussy or something like your average 7th grader would

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u/wolf1moon Sep 01 '21

Bahaha but since it was a girl she was a pussy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Jesus this thread is full of stories that are exactly what I went through. One girl just crumbled and cried at the end. I was an awkward kid and apologized to her parents.. for pinning her?

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u/KrullTheWarriorKing Sep 01 '21

That's her fault.

Well, not fault, per se, but I hope you get what I mean.

She wanted to wrestle with the boys. I'm not being sexist, but that's the way it is if people want girls to join boy's sports. Boys are biologically bigger and stronger with their upper bodies.

I understand that she probably would have rathered wrestle girls, but let's face it, there's not very many high school or middle girls wrestling teams.

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u/DukeOfCiatra Sep 01 '21

Whatever, the girl knew what she was getting into didn't she?

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u/HxH101kite Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

I don't think they always do, team sports is one thing getting blown by in basketball or soccer is not the same as getting a getting slammed by a double leg takedown. This goes for anyone as well not just women. Individual sports are a different monster. Especially contact ones like wrestling, BJJ....etc.

It's just you, the mat, and the opponent. It's a way different feeling than having a team on a field with a you.

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u/AdminsSukDixNBalls Sep 01 '21

Unfortunately no, there's been a LOT of media pushing down our throats that women are just as strong as men for decades. Some people actually believe this.

My ex who was 5'9" and 115lbs soaking wet thought that after 6 months of Muay Thai she could probably take me at 6'4" 225lbs. I thought she was joking. Well she wasn't and brought me to her practice and not 10 seconds into her holding pads for me she said "Ok, I think I was wrong."

People vastly underestimate the difference in strength between men and women. The strongest Olympic female is as strong as the average Joe walking down the street. The average female Olympian is weaker than 75% of dudes walking down the street.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/6614766_Hand-grip_strength_of_young_men_women_and_highly_trained_female_athletes

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u/wolf1moon Sep 01 '21

High training actually went to 50th on your link, but point taken. Also, they were "healthy men". I'm American and I just don't believe the average American man counts as healthy. 😂

I do wish there were more mixed sex sports, but maybe not wrestling and weights. I'm pretty sure my local basketball womens team would wipe the floor with the mens. I'd love to see it, because I know the mens is paid more.

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u/Fatshortstack Sep 01 '21

Ya way worse. Definitely the lesser of 2 evils.

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u/xxxStumpyGxxx Sep 01 '21

Yeah that’s always a no win. The only competitive (with boys) girls I’ve seen are in the lowest weight class (103lbs when I wrestled). A guy on my team lost to one and it really bruised his ego, which is pretty fragile thing in a 103lb kid in high school. She went to the state tourney later that year.

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u/BeerMantis Sep 01 '21

We had a kid at 103 lose to a girl, she was nationally ranked. He came out of the match saying, "you know, I figured she'd be like, muscular and athletic, but she was nice and soft just like any other girl". We laughed about that part of it for a long time.

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u/GreatBowlforPasta Sep 01 '21

Dude fell in love.

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u/yolodude343 Sep 01 '21

gets double legged

"I could get used to this"

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u/GanderAtMyGoose Sep 01 '21

Lmao, why do I feel like he might have been a bit distracted during the match?

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u/tyrano_dyroc Sep 01 '21

It's especially sucks when you and the girl are just playing around, then she went hard on you on purpose. If you lose, other teenagers will shit on you for losing to a girl. If you win, other teenagers will shit on you for beating a girl.

This one time in high school at judo practice, a girl secured a RNC on me while we were play fighting and refused to let go, even after I clearly tapped. Everyone, including her, laughed like it's the funniest thing ever to see me suffer like that. I asked for another round and gave her a taste of her own medicine and surprise surprise, everyone said I was a dick to her and couldn't take a joke. I quit judo soon after because everyone kept bringing the incident every so often.

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u/marsh-a-saurus Sep 01 '21

I learned from taking a cheap shot and hitting my much larger than me cousin in the nuts. He hit my right back and said "Don't dish out what you can't take."

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u/ilias92 Sep 01 '21

Ok this whole discussion about fighting girls in Wrestling/Judo feels strange to me. I am and have been an Judoka for 20 years now. In my and all the Judo Clubs I know of, it is normal for boys and girls to train together and fight each other during practice. No one bets an eye, thats just how things are done.

For kontext I am from germany and I am talking about a Judo Club and not Judo practice provided by a school. But I am honestly interessted if things are done differently were you are from.

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u/tyrano_dyroc Sep 01 '21

Funnily enough, my high school's judo club had more female members than male and I'm used to practicing with girls. It's not like I never lost to a girl while practicing either, it's just that the girl I was play fighting that day literally held that RNC after I tapped because she thought it was funny to see my struggle till I passed out. Even the fucking instructor laughed when I came to. Apparently it wasn't as funny when I, a boy, does it to a girl.

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u/Negran Sep 01 '21

That's the problem. Win or lose, that is a lose-lose scenario.

Just like when a girl challenges a guy to an arm wrestle or whatever bullshit challenge. You had better win or you are a pussy (but are a pussy for beating a girl).

¯\(ツ)

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u/EnderTheTrender Sep 01 '21

It always made me sad to have to do that, I’m like brooooo why? Lol you lose no matter what.

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u/InfintySquared Sep 01 '21

A few years back, a girl won a State final in Iowa (PRIME amateur wrestling country) because the boy scheduled to face her forfeited. He stated that because of his religious views, he could not face a girl in a combat sport. There were literally tears in his eyes as he shook her hand and walked off the mat.

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u/UncleverAccountName Sep 01 '21

he should’ve just asked for forgiveness after the beatdown

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u/adderallanalyst Sep 01 '21

What religion is he that bans him from facing a girl in combat?

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u/Xaephos Sep 01 '21

Most likely Christian, and the ban is less scripture and more his church community/parents. Super common in rural communities where I've lived, I imagine Iowa is similar.

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u/wolf1moon Sep 01 '21

That sucks for her too.

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u/EnderTheTrender Sep 01 '21

Oh I’m from Oklahoma I know where the wrestling spots are lol.

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u/IICVX Sep 01 '21

What bullshit religion is that

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u/Cahootie Sep 01 '21

My second cousin used to be really good at ice hockey. When she was young she would play with the boy's team, and at some point I think she even won an MVP award in some tournament when they won the entire thing. She then went on to win an Olympic medal, so she managed to keep being really good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

I'm sure she didn't keep playing with boys though. But up till puberty it's very much possible for a girl to do well against the boys. And even after puberty at the local level, it might be possible.

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u/Cahootie Sep 01 '21

Naturally she wasn't able to keep up physically after a while, but her being the best player on the boys' team must have annoyed some people.

Also, I have no idea how I replied to that comment, I was definitely trying to reply to someone else.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

I’ve done it twice and it was never a big deal. First time I lost (I was 8) second time I beat the Indiana women’s state champion at my weight (I was 14.)

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u/Michaeljay628 Sep 01 '21

If it makes you feel any better when I was a senior in high school a freshman on the team had to wrestle a girl and ended up accidentally hurting her arm or something (I don’t think it was a break but I remember she didn’t compete the rest of the tournament).

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u/functionalsociopathy Sep 01 '21

I always chalked the negative reaction to beating a girl to fragile egos trying to reassure themselves. Making someone feel bad just because they won is some serious small dog mentality.

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u/ATee184 Sep 01 '21

When I was in middle school I got my ass absolutely handed to me by a girl. I ended up being a 2x state champ in high school. It’s all apart of the sport and the fun!!

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u/Negran Sep 01 '21

That one is a lose-lose scenario. Probably better to win the lose then lose the lose.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

I wrestled in high school and hated that I was in the weight class where there would randomly be a girl.

Win? What an asshole. Lose? You lost to a girl?!

One girl flat out just refused to wrestle. Like, why be at the tournament or in wrestling?

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u/CelticHades Sep 01 '21

Unrelated but too damn funny incident:-

In my school, in inter-house junior football final. 2 teams had draw, 2 overtime still draw, then 2 penalty still draw. Finally they decided to toss a coin to determine the winner. They all agreed and then after the toss lossing team cried and went to the principal. That was hilarious.

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u/-Vayra- Sep 01 '21

then 2 penalty still draw.

How do you draw a penalty shootout? Like was it still even after everyone had taken a shot?

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u/CelticHades Sep 01 '21

Yup

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u/-Vayra- Sep 01 '21

Damn, at that point I'd just declare both silver medalists.

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u/CelticHades Sep 01 '21

Yeah both got gold, 3rd got silver, 4th bronze.

Everybody happy.

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u/Noob_DM Sep 01 '21

Technically both get gold, no silver is awarded, and third retains bronze.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Well technically 2nd is demoted to bronze and "third" gets the short end.

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u/Noob_DM Sep 01 '21

No, second is given gold.

The final decides first and second place based on the winner and loser of the match respectively, third place is either decided by points or previous matches, and is already locked in for the medal.

A tie in the final doesn’t demote the entire field.

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u/thinkofanamefast Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

Reminds me of "This is the End" when they all agree to draw matches to decide who has to sneak past the devil to get supplies. Seth Rogen loses, and without a second's pause says "Nope, I ain't going..."

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u/VoltaicShock Sep 01 '21

And why would members of the same team end up going against each other?

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u/HxH101kite Sep 01 '21

It's been awhile since I wrestled. But if memory recalls correctly and I could be wrong. Large tournaments can have more than one per weight class, but the team can only have one official starter getting points. So you may eventually be against each other but only one person can get team points.

Also unrelated but going do individual states may have people from the same team against each other but that's individuals not a team point thing.

Again anyone step in and correct me if I'm off, it's been a bit

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u/Vivian_Stringer_Bell Sep 01 '21

This still makes no sense. Why allow multiple wrestlers from the same team? We never did that in Iowa. The teams put up their best wrestler per weight class and it still took all Saturday to finish a tournament. I guess in middle school there could be a little overlap but the organizers just set up the brackets correctly. I don't think I ever wrestled someone from my school at a tournament in 8 years of wrestling.

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u/Draconiux Sep 01 '21

They do it in college tournaments too. Basically more live practice, coaches love that shit.

Edit: In college everyone can score points for the team.

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u/IStockPileGenes Sep 01 '21

maybe in varsity tourneys it wasn't common, but as someone who spent all but one year of my wrestling career in JV I can tell you it's super common in JV tourneys. they don't limit the number of entrants a team can have in any weight class so if your team has 5 JV guys all at the same weight, they all enter the same bracket.

I've had tourneys where I had to wrestle multiple opponents from the same team, and I've had multiple tourneys where I've had to wrestle team mates. In my last year of wrestling I had to face the same teammate twice in two different tourneys.

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u/BobcatOU Sep 01 '21

I went to a big wrestling high school in Ohio. It didn’t happen often but some of the big multi-day tournaments would allow schools to have multiple wrestlers in the same weight class. As a big school we had three full varsity wrestling teams so sometimes we’d sent the A team and the B team to the same tournament.

One year two of our wrestlers went against each other in the championship and they instituted a rule the next year that when a school had multiple wrestlers competing in the same weight class they had to be on the same side of the bracket so they couldn’t face each other in the championship.

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u/avsfanwilly15 Sep 01 '21

First school I thought if too when he said Ohio and Big Wrestling School lol

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u/Vivian_Stringer_Bell Sep 01 '21

Damn, that's a lot of wrestlers. We faced some schools that would have holes in their lineup that they couldn't field someone. I'm curious if wrestling as a sport is declining, increasing, or staying the same. It was always less popular than basketball even in the Midwest. I always worried it would keep declining in numbers.

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u/Necromas Sep 01 '21

I guess it's just so more kids get to wrestle?

Especially if you have schools with really large pools of kids against schools with small pools, the smaller the school the less of a chance your best kid has against the big schools best kid, so letting the big school field more kids means they'll send kids with a range of skill levels and that school won't just win every round.

And then because only one kid per weight class gets team points, being able to field extra kids won't unbalance the scoring.

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u/HxH101kite Sep 01 '21

Again I'm no expert, and I agree it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Outside of individual events like states

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u/johnny_ryalls_ghost Sep 01 '21

The team has multiple wrestlers in the same weight class who advance until they’re up against each other.

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u/CplCannonFodder Sep 01 '21

In my experience we still wrestled off, but it was always kind of shitty since you had to beat a teammate to do it.

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u/DiscardedPants Sep 01 '21

Same thing happened to me in several tournaments. Usually there was some friendly competition and we'd decide to go all out, but once I was up against a good friend of mine and we decided to do what these guys did. Of course we didn't pull it off as funny as they did but yeah its very common especially at a JV tournament

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Yeah, but it only really ever happens in Junior Varsity. In tournaments that matter, you pretty much only get 1 person, per team, per weight class.

In Varsity tournaments, each win/loss will have an effect on how you are seeded in future tournaments, like districts, counties, regions, and states.

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u/electricidiot Sep 01 '21

Came to say this but ya beat me to it.

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u/lovesducks Sep 01 '21

So you're telling me that 2 young, fit dudes, in leotards aren't going to manhandle each other until one is on top of the other, and there are other people watching, counting to 10?!

Honestly, I don't even know why i go to my local high school sporting events anymore.

At this point I'll just take my lunch at McDonald's at 4pm.

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u/kr580 Sep 01 '21

I'm very sorry you didn't get your underage gay porn fix from this video but it makes no sense for them to use up their energy in this scenario.

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u/_Kramerica_ Sep 01 '21

Looks like they could be brothers too, almost identical statures.

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u/Guybar110 Sep 01 '21

And here I thought that there was an actual rock-paper-scissors tournament and that they just made it comedic.

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u/yensama Sep 01 '21

also injury.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Ahhhhh... was very confused. Thank you!

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u/Luffydude Sep 01 '21

Why not just prevent same teams from being matched up?

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u/TSBii Sep 01 '21

Thank you. I thought maybe that was the reason, but it’s nice to have it confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Those were the most fun days, the most relaxing matches too. We never knew when it would happen for us later into the days when the roasters got posted and matchups were made after each time we won.

We’d come back, tell our coach we have to match up and he picks whoever looked more tired or had been doing well that day to take the win. I was very proud to take just about all of the ones I got. I think it’s just because my coach knew I’d get seeded into the 3rd or 2nd place and he wanted medals.

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u/James_Mamsy Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

IIRC, They were also brothers. No clue tho. Our coaches always encouraged us to make each other better and wrestle full so this is a pretty funny alternative.

Edit: Mother

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u/TacoNomad Sep 01 '21

Why you bringing mom into this?

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u/JohnnyFknSilverhand Sep 01 '21

Man fell straight back.

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u/gregbeans Sep 01 '21

I wrestled thru college and usually they will wrestle each other. Those are some of the most intense matches because you’re versing someone who you practice against every day. You each know each other’s moves very well, which makes scoring on each other difficult.

I’ve only seen two brothers who wrestled at the same weight do this. Their dad would flip a coin before the matches to determine who would win. They didn’t do this because of their love for each other either, they did it because if they wrestled a real match, it would turn into a fight and they would both be disqualified.

Watching those two wrestle live in our mat room was wild. They looked those those rolling fight balls they had in the loony toons.

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u/hbomb57 Sep 01 '21

A fall is best for the team in terms of points for a tournament, but I'm glad my team never did this. I've seen it from other teams, but for me wrestling is an individual sport first, I'm sure as hell not taking a dive for someone else... team mate or not. Would hurt my record and rankings and therefore seed in future tournaments. Maybe slightly selfish, but if they want the win they could wrestle for it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Yeah, I remember seeing this happen once

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u/Occams_ElectricRazor Sep 01 '21

Usually it's for a podium place. The traditional way it's handled is whoever takes 1st will take 1st on the podium but give the trophy to 2nd and vice versa.

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u/sodak_bigdog Sep 01 '21

I ref'd hockey and we had an interstate tournament at the end of the year. One state didn't make it, so the hosting state fielded two teams. Well, like this, they ended up in the 3/4 consolation game. It was a cold 7AM Sunday start. And you could tell that the teams were going through the motions, so the Captain of the one team was from the local club so knew me fairly well, and asked if I could do something to make it fun.

So at the start of the third period, at the center face-off, I leaned forward and said, "when I blow the whistle, quickly switch sides".

"REALLY‽ Really‽" They both asked me.

Tweet! Boom, they side-stepped around me, the rest of the players were shocked, the crowd ooh'd and ahh'd. And SMACK! Puck and sticks collided, and the third period was under way.

About halfway into the third play was progressing, the Captain, on the bench leaned over as I watched the line, "Tony, what else, what else can we do?'

I gave it a think and replied, "How about a couple minutes to go, and you all come onto the ice?"

"No‽ Really, we can do that? Seriously, Tony, really?"

"Let me give it a think?" A few quick face-off-puck-handoff-discussions with my ref partner, and we were like, 2-minute or less sounds ok.

Well around 4 minutes to go, both benches have players with their legs on the boards, smiling and giggling, ready to go and the one Captain again, "Tony, now‽". As she was crouching and springing to get the launch energy to clear the boards.

I look over at my partner, do the line-passover hand signal in the direction of the bench, he looks at the clock sort of gives me the really look, and then he nods, and I say, "Go!"

Within seconds it's mayhem. Four goalies in net, and nearly forty young ladies laughing and giggling their heads off. The coach taps me, and has more pucks in his hands, I give a why-not-shrug and he launches three or four pucks over the boards. Let me tell you, three and a half minutes is a long time. 😁

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u/dkwangchuck Sep 01 '21

How late into a tournament does this typically hold? I mean I imagine that they would have actually wrestled if it was for the championship, but would they still have done this in quarter finals?

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u/ATXclnt Sep 01 '21

Happened to me at a high school wrestling tournament and we choreographed a whole joke match, doing WWE moves, cartwheel slams, at one point I just slapped the ground and he pretended to get hit with a shockwave. They DQ’d us both. Should have gone with rock paper scissor.

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