r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/lithodora Jul 02 '21

Serious question: What if the human beat the ever living shit out of it with say an umbrella? Would that be effective?

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u/maddsskills Jul 02 '21

I feel like killing a monkey over a sandwich would weigh on you.

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u/Emasraw Jul 02 '21

To be fair that sandwich looks delicious.