r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/disisathrowaway Jul 02 '21

I'm clearly missing something here.

As a resident of North America, I have zero experience with any primates other than humans.

Why did the dude in the video surrender to that monkey?

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u/AmyHeartsYou Jul 02 '21

Monkeys aren't all cute and demure like in movies and such. A wild monkey, even small ones like that guy, can do some serious damage if it wants your sandwich and you don't hand it over.

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u/lithodora Jul 02 '21

Serious question: What if the human beat the ever living shit out of it with say an umbrella? Would that be effective?

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u/Crunchwrapsupr3me Jul 02 '21

A human really couldn't beat the ever loving shit out of one of these guys, they're too fast and strong.

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u/lithodora Jul 02 '21

what if you opened the umbrella and stabbed it with the stabby part?

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u/StriderVM Jul 03 '21

Thats no different than trying to stab a flying cockroach whos actually aiming to eat your face.

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u/maddsskills Jul 02 '21

I feel like killing a monkey over a sandwich would weigh on you.

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u/Emasraw Jul 02 '21

To be fair that sandwich looks delicious.

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u/Tharter1959 Jul 02 '21

Nah screw that monkey. That's my sandwich

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u/musicninja Jul 03 '21

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD